chicken with pasta with butter and garlic and also asparagus

[Listener]

Pretty simple meal overall, but don't eat it unless you're going to be around people you hate.  If you know what I mean.

1.  Cook pasta.
2.  Cook chicken.
3.  Cook asparagus.
4.  Mix butter and garlic into pasta.
5.  Put asparagus and chicken over pasta.
6.  Consume.

[Alice]

You should make a cook book.

[Listener]

You should make a cook book.

I only have like four recipes.  Very short cookbook.

[Beefy]

don't eat it unless you're going to be around people you hate.  If you know what I mean.

He's talking about FARTING!!!

[Bennyhana]

I came up with a great recipie last week.  It's very simple:

Beef aux cheval:

Step 1: Make beef aux cheval
Step 2: Eat
Step 3: Poop.

[Alice]

I came up with a great recipie last week.  It's very simple:

Beef aux cheval:

Step 1: Make beef aux cheval
Step 2: Eat
Step 3: Poop.

Yum!  You should contribute to the cookbook!

[Jessie]

I have a recipe for a great chicken dish, too.

1)Marry some chick.
2)Have her cook it.
3)Eat it.

Seriously, though, was this supposed to be informative?  I don't feel very informed....like, I missed something.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

You should make a cook book.

MMMM. YUMMY.  Alice, may i have a second helping of sarcasm please?? thank you

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I have a recipe for a great chicken dish, too.

1)Marry some chick.
2)Have her cook it.
3)Eat it.

Seriously, though, was this supposed to be informative?  I don't feel very informed....like, I missed something.

what hes trying to say is if you have people over, cook.  or maybe hes not.   maybe its reverse psychology.  or maybe its not... 

[cnamon]

I have an awesome recipe for buffalo strips:

1)  Call Hooter's
2)  Drive to said Hooter's
3)  Pay
4)  Enjoy

[Listener]

don't eat it unless you're going to be around people you hate.  If you know what I mean.

He's talking about FARTING!!!

Yes.  Yes I am.

LOTS.

[Jessie]

don't eat it unless you're going to be around people you hate.  If you know what I mean.

He's talking about FARTING!!!

Yes.  Yes I am.

LOTS.

Is there a scientific term for your infatuation with flatulence?

[dazie]

don't eat it unless you're going to be around people you hate.  If you know what I mean.

He's talking about FARTING!!!

Yes.  Yes I am.

LOTS.

Is there a scientific term for your infatuation with flatulence?

Inflatulation.

[Jessie]

don't eat it unless you're going to be around people you hate.  If you know what I mean.

He's talking about FARTING!!!

Yes.  Yes I am.

LOTS.

Is there a scientific term for your infatuation with flatulence?

Inflatulation.

hahahaha

[BigDun]

Early in the morning I cant sleep
I cant work and I cant eat
Ive been drunk all day, cant concentrate
Maybe Im making a big mistake

Caught me down like a killer shark
Its like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and hyde the way I behave
Feel like Im running on an empty gauge

Oh no not again
It hurts so good
I dont understand
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Inflatulation

Heart beats silly like a big bass drum
Losing all equilibrium
Its so hard in the middle of the week
Maybe this womans just all I need

Oh no not again
It hurts so good
I dont understand
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
fatuate me baby

Spirits soar when Im by her side
She put a little love in this heart of mine
Maybe Im lucky, maybe Im freed
Maybe this womans just all I need

Oh no not again
It hurts so good
I dont understand
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Inflatulation
Rev it up

[Gamplayerx]

I have a way better recipe for chicken than Jessie.

1.  Marry some guy
2.  Have him cook it
3.  Eat it

I've actually sampled this one and whoo boy!  Is it tasty!!