Even better than monkeys for sale...

[dazie]

Hairless guinea pig pups...

http://www.geocities.com/jjspigland/forsale

INCLUDING... 


Described as: Pup#4 is offered at $125, SOW.  She is a cutie and looks much like her sister below.  She is VERY hairless with only a goatee and sparse foot hair.

Now that's what I look for in a pet.  Sparse foot hair.

[Mr. SM Holocaust]

Sorry, the only thing better than monkeys for sale are monkey recipe books.

But that comes pretty damn close.

[Mr. SM Holocaust]

Yeh, normally I dig hairless animals but that thing just looks evil.

[Gamplayerx]

Guinea pigs are nasty, hairless or no.

[Jessie]

Awwww.

I love guinea pigs.

[OBB]

Ah! Kill it!!! KILL IT!!!

[ursus]

Now that's what I look for in a pet. Sparse foot hair.

I also have a goatee and sparse foot hair...
huh?
huh?
Think about it...

[ignom]

I was thinking about buying a hamster.

[BigDun]

I was thinking about buying a hamster.

Guinea pigs are more cuddly. I don't know about those hairless ones, but the normal ones are very friendly.

[Jessie]

Yeah Guinea Pigs bite less.  Hamsters bite for a while until they get used to you.

I did a lot of research about getting a Guinea Pig a while back, but we got cats instead.

[eo000]

Yeah Guinea Pigs bite less.  Hamsters bite for a while until they get used to you.

I did a lot of research about getting a Guinea Pig a while back, but we got cats instead.

gotta love having a box of shit in your house.

[Jessie]

Awwww.  Now I'm considering going with guinea pigs instead of cats when I move.  Decisions, decisions.

[eo000]

This pig should be a lot easier to control if it gets loose. Not to mention you'd won't have to roll around in it's fecal matter trying to get it back in the cage.

[Jessie]

http://www.petpeoplesplace.com/Care/Small_Pets/000/R3.htm

Lots of guinea pig care info.

[Jessie]

Oh My God.

http://www.everestnews2004.com/4002expcoverage/pictures/pm-5%20guinea%20pig%20lunch.jpg

That might not be safe for people who don't like seeing eviscerated cute animals.

Who eats guinea pigs for lunch?

[DownSouth]

Ew.  People in Kentucky?

[dc]

Oh My God.

http://www.everestnews2004.com/4002expcoverage/pictures/pm-5%20guinea%20pig%20lunch.jpg

That might not be safe for people who don't like seeing eviscerated cute animals.

Who eats guinea pigs for lunch?

Actually, I think they're used for food in Peru.

[Jessie]

Someone climbing Mt. Everest at them, I think.

Poor things.

[Grumpus]

Why were guinea pigs climbing Mt. Everest?

[ignom]

Why were guinea pigs climbing Mt. Everest?

To get to the other side?

[dazie]

Now that's what I look for in a pet. Sparse foot hair.

I also have a goatee and sparse foot hair...
huh?
huh?
Think about it...

You call that SPARSE foot hair?  Damn man- you're a hobbit.  I'd hate to see what you consider a lot of foot hair...

[Grumpus]

Why were guinea pigs climbing Mt. Everest?

To get to the other side?

Then they should have taken the bus and wouldn't have been eaten by those climbers.

[Jessie]

Why were guinea pigs climbing Mt. Everest?

To get to the other side?

This gave me a much needed giggle.

[ursus]

Now that's what I look for in a pet. Sparse foot hair.

I also have a goatee and sparse foot hair...
huh?
huh?
Think about it...

You call that SPARSE foot hair? Damn man- you're a hobbit. I'd hate to see what you consider a lot of foot hair...

Fie on you, evil creature...