Old Navy Commercial

[Gamplayerx]

There's an Old Navy commercial running that I just saw about winning amazing prizes, like a car or Old Navy stuff or something, anyway there's this one guy, Irwin, who decides that cooking bacon is more important than winning fabulous Old Navy prizes.  I love Irwin.  Irwin is wise.

[Alice]

Did he get his fash on?

[Gamplayerx]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

[Alice]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

[Gamplayerx]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

[Jessie]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I wore Old Navy pants today.  I like Old Navy.

[Listener]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

[Jessie]

I'm wearing Old Navy pants again today!  Not the same pair as yesterday, though.

[Alice]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

[Listener]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

Dang you're tall.

[Jessie]

I like a 34 inseam.  Most of my pants are too short. 

[Alice]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

Dang you're tall.

I'm only 5'11 - but I have like no torso to speak of.   

[Bennyhana]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

Dang you're tall.

I'm only 5'11 - but I have like no torso to speak of.   

I'm only 3-4 inches shorter, but my inseam is under 30. 

[dazie]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

Dang you're tall.

I'm only 5'11 - but I have like no torso to speak of.   

no torso, but yes tracts of land...   

[Bennyhana]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

Dang you're tall.

I'm only 5'11 - but I have like no torso to speak of.   

no torso, but yes tracts of land...   

Is that a euphamism for hooters?

[Listener]

Is that Old Navy?  I hate that fash on thing.

But I love bacon.  And Irwin.

Yup, Old Navy.  I hate all ON commercials.  Maybe I'll change my mind if I ever see Irwin.

Old Navy is fine.  I'm currently wearing Old Navy night pants and an Old Navy fleece shirt (total retail cost for this outfit:  $8.00 - but I think I got it for $6 - my brother-in-law used to work at Old Navy and gave me discounts - now he works at Toys'R'Us - but I can't think of what I need there).  I need another car like a hole in the head and I certainly don't need any $3 shirts, so I'd rather have bacon.  Mmmm.  Bacon.

I don't fit into anything at Old Navy.

x2

Of course, it's rare I find any pants that actually fit well.  Stupid female 36 inseam.

Dang you're tall.

I'm only 5'11 - but I have like no torso to speak of.   

5'11 qualifies as tall for a woman though, doesn't it?  I mean, not WNBA tall, but taller-than-most-women tall.

My friend Laela was I think 6'1 or 6'2 by the time she finished high school, and she too was all leg.  She wasn't allowed to wear shorts that were the right size because they didn't come down to mid-thigh... actually got in trouble a couple of times for it.

[cnamon]

I am only 5'6" and couldn't wear shorts or skirts to school without getting in trouble...if your fingertips touched skin when you had them at your sides, you were in violation.  I have really long fingers.

[Listener]

I am only 5'6" and couldn't wear shorts or skirts to school without getting in trouble...if your fingertips touched skin when you had them at your sides, you were in violation.  I have really long fingers.

Hawt.

[Alice]

I have really long fingers.

Arsenio long?

[cnamon]

I have really long fingers.

Arsenio long?

You be the judge.

This is the best picture I could dig up that shows my hands.  I refuse to take pictures of my hand now because my nail polish is all fucked up.

http://static.flickr.com/71/208378637_0161a0046c_b.jpg

[dazie]

You should model.  Your lips put Angelina's to shame.

[cnamon]

You should model.  Your lips put Angelina's to shame.

Thanks for the compliment, but I don't think so.  I am no model.

But I do have some rockin' bed head going on...and I had been up and out since 8 that morning!

[Alice]

I can't tell if your fingers are long or not, they're curled up.

[cnamon]

Just for you...