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Started by Listener, June 21, 2006, 10:45:30 AM

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June 21, 2006, 10:45:30 AM
Last night I dreamed that my uberfat cat Tuesday had 12 kittens, which is why she was so fat.  We considered suing the vet's office that spayed her (she's spayed IRL), but it wouldn't have been worth the $150 or whatever we paid for the procedure.  (I can't remember how much a spay costs.)  The kittens were really cute.

Reverend Al Green

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June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?

Alice

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June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.

Gamplayerx

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June 21, 2006, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.
NO WAI!  For real kittens are wonderfully magical things.

Alice

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June 21, 2006, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.
NO WAI!  For real kittens are wonderfully magical things.
O RLY?  Dream kittens don't make you sneeze, or leave kitty litter nuggets in your suitcase.

Gamplayerx

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June 21, 2006, 03:28:38 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.
NO WAI!  For real kittens are wonderfully magical things.
O RLY?  Dream kittens don't make you sneeze, or leave kitty litter nuggets in your suitcase.
For real kittens don't make me sneeze or leave kitty litter nuggets in my suitcase.

Alice

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June 21, 2006, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:28:38 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.
NO WAI!  For real kittens are wonderfully magical things.
O RLY?  Dream kittens don't make you sneeze, or leave kitty litter nuggets in your suitcase.
For real kittens don't make me sneeze or leave kitty litter nuggets in my suitcase.
Yes they do.  You just probably think they are Peppridge Farm cookies.

dazie

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June 21, 2006, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:28:38 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.
NO WAI!  For real kittens are wonderfully magical things.
O RLY?  Dream kittens don't make you sneeze, or leave kitty litter nuggets in your suitcase.
For real kittens don't make me sneeze or leave kitty litter nuggets in my suitcase.
Yes they do.  You just probably think they are Peppridge Farm cookies.

almond roca.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

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June 21, 2006, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 21, 2006, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:28:38 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 03:26:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 21, 2006, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Bettimon on June 21, 2006, 01:45:09 PM
Can I have one?
Dream kittens would be so much nicer than for real kittens.
NO WAI!  For real kittens are wonderfully magical things.
O RLY?  Dream kittens don't make you sneeze, or leave kitty litter nuggets in your suitcase.
For real kittens don't make me sneeze or leave kitty litter nuggets in my suitcase.
Yes they do.  You just probably think they are Peppridge Farm cookies.

almond roca.
Hmmm.  Make it Ferrero Rocher and you got a deal.
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