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Started by Jessie, September 16, 2005, 11:49:49 AM

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Jessie

Sad.

You can do better than that.

FINISH!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

He's being "mysterious".

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.


Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 02:23:16 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:13:58 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 02:12:55 PM
I love Catchr, and not only because I can now say that I have an Asian friend so people think I'm cool and open to multi-culturalism and stuff.

I wish he was gay, though, so that I could knock that one out, too.

afraid to ask your thoughts directed this way.

so what questions do you have of me that have yet to be answered  or that you cant figger out?

1.  Who is your daddy and what does he do?

2.  How do you feel about marinara?

3.  Green or Ripe?

4.  What's your middle name?

5.  What color are your eyes?

6.  Have you ever shaved anything other than your face?

7.  If you had to kill one of us, who would it be and why?

8.  Do you love me, now that I can dance?

1) daddy was a cotton swab, mom was a petri dish.   sadly after i was cultured and moved to grow in a test tube, they threw my daddy away and broke mommy.

2)  only good for breadsticks

3)  if shes of age.   green.   that way she can be shaped or molded.  if not.. rip so she can be salted

4) Wayne

5) Hazel green

6) parts of the arm, for fun, but nothign noticible.  nothing else.

7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

8)  no love.  lust.   redheads are lusty..
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

ignom

He already told us his middle name before.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Alice

Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
if not.. rip so she can be salted

I didn't know you were into necro.  ;)

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

human??  you lose points.. i was created in a petri dish.. didnt you read #1???
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

human??  you lose points.. i was created in a petri dish.. didnt you read #1???
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Alice

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

human??  you lose points.. i was created in a petri dish.. didnt you read #1???

Alice

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

human??  you lose points.. i was created in a petri dish.. didnt you read #1???

Jessie

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

human??  you lose points.. i was created in a petri dish.. didnt you read #1???
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
7) jury is still out.  ask me later.

Ooo, pick me!  Pick me!

And ++ for ponying up and becoming a little more human.

human??  you lose points.. i was created in a petri dish.. didnt you read #1???
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dc

Stop wasting kilobytes!  Soon you'll be discussing what you had for lunch, and we know that's not "bringing the funnay."

(I know, I'm still being petty.)

Jessie

Quote from: dc on September 16, 2005, 03:22:47 PM
Stop wasting kilobytes!  Soon you'll be discussing what you had for lunch, and we know that's not "bringing the funnay."

(I know, I'm still being pretty.)
You sure are.  And if you keep saving and taking your pills, one day you won't have to shave every two hours to stay that way.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity



i think theres an echo........





i think theres an echo......
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Geez, you've got a big p*ssy!

Beefy

Geez, you've got a big p*ssy!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 03:35:13 PM
Geez, you've got a big p*ssy!

predator.. whats his face to billy, right after the major firefight where the blew up the helicopter...  billy laughs his head off,  predator is watching intently...
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

DownSouth

Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 03:36:58 PM
Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 03:35:13 PM
Geez, you've got a big p*ssy!

predator.. whats his face to billy, right after the major firefight where the blew up the helicopter...  billy laughs his head off,  predator is watching intently...

I thought that was "Your pussy is as big as a house".
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: DownSouth on September 16, 2005, 03:47:17 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 03:36:58 PM
Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 03:35:13 PM
Geez, you've got a big p*ssy!

predator.. whats his face to billy, right after the major firefight where the blew up the helicopter...  billy laughs his head off,  predator is watching intently...

I thought that was "Your pussy is as big as a house".

dont think so???  it will be on cable tonite.. ill watch it......again.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Dry then Catch

Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 02:12:55 PM
I love Catchr, and not only because I can now say that I have an Asian friend so people think I'm cool and open to multi-culturalism and stuff.

I wish he was gay, though, so that I could knock that one out, too.

for all intents and purposes im not quite heterosexual.  oh god im so sick right now i think im going to vomit in the toilet again excuse me.  what the hell is this thread even about.  i just search for my name.

Jessie

Quote from: CatchrNdRy on September 17, 2005, 08:11:37 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 02:12:55 PM
I love Catchr, and not only because I can now say that I have an Asian friend so people think I'm cool and open to multi-culturalism and stuff.

I wish he was gay, though, so that I could knock that one out, too.

for all intents and purposes im not quite heterosexual.  oh god im so sick right now i think im going to vomit in the toilet again excuse me.  what the hell is this thread even about.  i just search for my name.
Man up, Nancy.

hope you feel better.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.