There's a big hole in my kitchen floor

[dazie]

They came and fixed the pipes under my house today.  Yay!  No more lake in the driveway!

The floor was rotted though, so they didn't put the wood back that they pulled out.  So they put the (non-functioning) dishwasher on top of it.  *shrug*

They'll be back tomorrow to fix the rest.

[eo000]

maybe they'll bring a functioning dishwasher back with them.

[ignom]

There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you

[dazie]

maybe they'll bring a functioning dishwasher back with them.

That'd be nice!  *crosses fingers*

[dazie]

There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you

We have permission- remember?

[VikingJuice]

She said, "they didn't put the wood back!!"  BWAAAAA!!!

[Alice]

There's a hole in the kitchen
Dear dazie, dear dazie
There's a hole in the kitchen
Dear dazie, a hole.

Then hide it, dear ursus
Dear ursus, dear ursus
Then hide it, dear ursus
Dear ursus, hide it.

With what shall I hide it?
Dear dazie, dear dazie
With what shall I hide it?
Dear dazie with what?

With a washer, dear ursus
Dear ursus, dear ursus
With a washer dear ursus
Dear ursus a washer.

But the washer is broken
Dear dazie, dear dazie
But the washer is broken
Dear dazie, broken.

Then fix it dear ursus
Dear ursus, dear ursus
Then fix it dear ursus
Dear ursus fix it.

Ad nauseum...

[Mr. Ubiquity]

maybe they'll bring a functioning dishwasher back with them.

she has kids.  that should suffice.

[Dry then Catch]

did you see if there is some hidden treasure in that hole

[dazie]

did you see if there is some hidden treasure in that hole

no.  I didn't look much because I figured if there were a thousand freaking spiders IN the house, I didn't want to see what was UNDER the house.

Plus it stunk like mold.   

[Beefy]

I'm down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man's land
The punishment sometimes
Don't seem to fit the crime

Yeah there's a hole in my soul
But one thing I've learned
For every love letter written
There's another one burned
So you tell me how it's gonna be this time

Is it over?
Is it over?
'Cause I'm blowin' out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me

Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl
Yeah I swear, I'm telling you, girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

I'm as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
Yeah I'm all tapped out
Sometimes I feel broken and can't get fixed

I know there's been all kinds of shoes
Underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on
But you're still in my head
And something tells me this time
I'm down to my last licks

'Cause if it's over
Then it's over
And it's driving me insane

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, is it over?
Yeah, it's over
And I'm blowing out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Oh, oh...

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I'm down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man's land
The punishment sometimes
Don't seem to fit the crime

Yeah there's a hole in my soul
But one thing I've learned
For every love letter written
There's another one burned
So you tell me how it's gonna be this time

Is it over?
Is it over?
'Cause I'm blowin' out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me

Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl
Yeah I swear, I'm telling you, girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

I'm as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
Yeah I'm all tapped out
Sometimes I feel broken and can't get fixed

I know there's been all kinds of shoes
Underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on
But you're still in my head
And something tells me this time
I'm down to my last licks

'Cause if it's over
Then it's over
And it's driving me insane

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, is it over?
Yeah, it's over
And I'm blowing out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Oh, oh...

             

[dazie]

Shush you.  Beefy's serenading me.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Shush you.  Beefy's serenading me.

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( SAID DR EVIL STYLE)