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TaxiCab Confessions

Started by Gamplayerx, July 03, 2005, 10:12:39 PM

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Gamplayerx

Wow. There are a lot of really freaky people out there.  Not you, you're aces.

Gamplayerx

Hahaha.  There was just this guy who got in the cab and asked to be taken to a crack whore.  Then ensued a nice sweet concillatory conversation about his dead mother.  At the end of the bit, the taxi driver - feeling like she's been so helpful getting him to look at his life and his mother's death a new way - asks "so, where do you want to go?"  To which the fare answers, "Where are the crack whores?" 

ReBurn

That's funny.  Where are the crack whores?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

DownSouth probably has a few dead ones in his trunk.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ReBurn

And his A/C is out, too!  I bet they are starting to smell bad.  Or maybe worse.  How does a crack whore smell?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

Quote from: ReBurninator on July 03, 2005, 10:53:11 PM
And his A/C is out, too!  I bet they are starting to smell bad.  Or maybe worse.  How does a crack whore smell?

It only makes the mung taste better.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ReBurn

Quote from: BigDun on July 03, 2005, 10:56:10 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on July 03, 2005, 10:53:11 PM
And his A/C is out, too!  I bet they are starting to smell bad.  Or maybe worse.  How does a crack whore smell?

It only makes the mung taste better.
:barfy:
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

Not much mung.  Too skinny.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

I bet Gamp didn't intend this thread to end up being about crack-laden undernourish yummy mung.

eo000

the crack probably acts as a preservative.