What should I make for dinner?

[Alice]

I would imagine that garlic dog farts are reason enough not to let them have any.

Ugh.  Usually Bruce's farts don't smell bad - but when they do, it takes all I have not to vomit.

[Jessie]

I would imagine that garlic dog farts are reason enough not to let them have any.

Man, my cats were killing me the other day with theirs.  Not garlic farts, just farts in general.

[Alice]

Um, my "new topics" thing isn't working anymore.

[BigDun]

I'm really bored today. Let's talk more about our pet's farts.

[Alice]

I'm really bored today. Let's talk more about our pet's farts.

Bruce is still scared by his own farts.

[BigDun]

I'm really bored today. Let's talk more about our pet's farts.

Bruce is still scared by his own farts.

If my farts smelled like my dog's, I'd be scared of them too.

[grace]

I'm really bored today. Let's talk more about our pet's farts.

Bruce is still scared by his own farts.

If my farts smelled like my dog's, I'd be scared of them too.

if my farts smelled like my dogs.....i would never have a date again for life.
they can roast you out of a room.

[DownSouth]

Wait for her to come home and then tell her there is no dinner because she wasn't home to make it.

today is steak and BJ day dude. Don't think I didn't remind her after dinner.

Classy.  Thankfully Midnight is a true lady and doesn't fart.  Now shit, that's a diffeent story.