Seedless Watermelon

[Gamplayerx]

Isn't seedless.  Why don't they call it "Nearly Seedless" or "Watermelon with Small Flimsy White Seeds Instead of Black Substantial Seeds that Normal Watermelon Has"?

Do you eat the seeds in the seedless watermelon?

[cnamon]

Yes.

But if you drink milk after, a watermelon will grow in your stomach.

[Alice]

Watermelon sucks.

[Gamplayerx]

Watermelon sucks.

Mine must be on strike or something.  Unfair.

[Alice]

Watermelon sucks.

Mine must be on strike or something.  Unfair.

*rimshot*

[dazie]

I love watermelon.  *swoon*

OH- I never ate that vodka watermelon.  I wonder if it's still good?

[cnamon]

I love watermelon.  *swoon*

OH- I never ate that vodka watermelon.  I wonder if it's still good?

It is important that you eat it.  Do it.

[dazie]

I'll have to check and see if it's frozen.  I hope it isn't nasty, then I'd have to start all over again.

[Jessie]

Your favorite fruit is chocolate covered cherries And seedless watermelon oh... Nothing from the ground is good enough.

I eat the seeds in seedless watermelon.  I don't like chocolate covered cherries at all, though.

[Gamplayerx]

I don't like chocolate covered cherries, either.  Chocolate dipped strawberries, on the other hand ... YUM!

[Jessie]

Chocolate covered grapes are where it's at.

[dazie]

Chocolate covered grapes are where it's at.

2nd.  Especially if they're frozen.

[ReBurn]

Are you not supposed to eat the seeds in non-seedless watermelon?

[DownSouth]

Did I ever tell you about the chocolate bowl incident at a hotel with one of my girlfriends?

[dazie]

You haven't told me!

[DownSouth]

This one time me and one of my ex girlfriends got hammered downtown at the St. Patty's day festival so we decided to get a suite and stay downtown.  We decided to order chocolate and strawberries and I ended up spilling the whole bowl of chocolate all down my shorts.  I would have sent them to get cleaned but we had other things on our mind.  It was a little embarrassing walking through the lobby the next morning.

[ReBurn]

Is that the story you told everyone?  I heard you just shat yourself.

[DownSouth]

I'd be worried if I shit the front of my pants.

[Dry then Catch]

sometimes i find mysterious watermelon seeds in my PRIVATE toilet.  and i hadn't eaten any watermelon.  I wonder if it is a sign from teh Virgin of Guadelupe or something. 

[dazie]

Call Mulder and Scully.  I'm betting it's aliens.