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Started by nishi, June 28, 2005, 09:50:09 AM

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nishi

June 28, 2005, 09:50:09 AM
http://www.cthulhusex.com/sinfo.asp

<<All submissions to Cthulhu Sex must contain a major thread of at least one of the three themes in the subtitle Blood, Sex and Tentacles.>>

who knew???
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Bishamonten

#1
June 28, 2005, 09:53:48 AM
The half dozen stories I've submitted to them got rejected w/ a note that I should seek help for my disturbing "anal" fixation.  Prudes!

Jessie

#2
June 28, 2005, 09:57:18 AM
Can the rest of us look or is this private?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

nishi

#3
June 28, 2005, 10:32:40 AM
look away! anyone who loves cthulthu is more than welcome!

and by "love" i mean "want to caress his tentacles until your mind is sucked into the screaming vortex".
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Alice

#4
June 28, 2005, 11:08:12 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 28, 2005, 10:32:40 AM
look away! anyone who loves cthulthu is more than welcome!

My ex was terrified of Cthulhu.  I couldn't even mention the name without him freaking out - which is a shame because I have a few random Cthulhu things.

When he cheated on me with side ponytail girl, I sent him a present in the mail.  It was a Cthulhu plush.  I hope he pissed his khakis.

Jessie

#5
June 28, 2005, 11:09:59 AM
I really don't know what he/it is.

If you don't like side ponytail girls, DO NOT look at my fark profile, alice.  I want us to remain friends.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Bishamonten

#6
June 28, 2005, 11:11:50 AM
Your ex boyfriend sounds like a weiner...

nishi

#7
June 28, 2005, 11:35:21 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on June 28, 2005, 11:08:12 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 28, 2005, 10:32:40 AM
look away! anyone who loves cthulthu is more than welcome!

My ex was terrified of Cthulhu.  I couldn't even mention the name without him freaking out - which is a shame because I have a few random Cthulhu things.

When he cheated on me with side ponytail girl, I sent him a present in the mail.  It was a Cthulhu plush.  I hope he pissed his khakis.

i totally love you.

of course, i would have tried to find the real cthluhu and mail him THAT.....  just imagine that moment of unwrapping. we can only hope the side ponytail girl would have been there too.....
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Gamplayerx

#8
June 28, 2005, 12:44:13 PM
How do you pronounce "Cthulhu"?  I think I've asked this before.

Jessie

#9
June 28, 2005, 12:54:37 PM
In my mind, it's chultu, which is totally wrong.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

BigDun

#10
June 28, 2005, 01:07:58 PM
I always pronouce it kThulu
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Alice

#11
June 28, 2005, 01:14:52 PM
I always pronounce it :   kuh - thoo - loo

Gamplayerx

#12
June 28, 2005, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: BigDun on June 28, 2005, 01:07:58 PM
I always pronouce it kThulu
What's that?  A nearly silent k?

BigDun

#13
June 28, 2005, 02:34:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 28, 2005, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: BigDun on June 28, 2005, 01:07:58 PM
I always pronouce it kThulu
What's that?  A nearly silent k?
Exactly. A barely perceptible k at the beginning of Thulu.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

dazie

#14
June 28, 2005, 03:11:32 PM Last Edit: June 28, 2005, 03:13:44 PM by dazie
Quote from: BigDun on June 28, 2005, 01:07:58 PM
I always pronouce it kThulu

You are a huge nerd for figuring out how to do that.

However, that's exactly how I pronounce it.

We need a Cthulhu icon I think.  I will find one.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

#15
June 28, 2005, 03:13:19 PM
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

nishi

#16
June 28, 2005, 05:53:38 PM
according to the stories, it's not actually pronounceable anyway. dang Old Ones, with their fancy-schmancy ways of saying things. with their tentacle lips.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

ursus

#17
July 15, 2005, 06:46:59 AM
...and thier houses based on non-euclidian geometry.

I hear that there's some great kayaking on the Miskatonic... :evil:
I was just wondering...

Mr. Ubiquity

#18
December 22, 2005, 10:17:09 AM
Quote from: Bishamonten on June 28, 2005, 09:53:48 AM
The half dozen stories I've submitted to them got rejected w/ a note that I should seek help for my disturbing "anal" fixation.  Prudes!

dont say its an anal fixation.   say you are trying to communicate with their prostate.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"
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