Gross gross gross

[ignom]

So I got one of these new Wonka "Donutz."



It tastes like cough syrup.

[ReBurn]

That's probably because you make your soup so hot that it scalds your mouth.

Did you find a golden ticket?

[ignom]

No golden ticket, dammit.

[Gamplayerx]

Is it donut-y or candy?  You should've gotten a black cat.

[ignom]

candy

[Gamplayerx]

What kind of candy?  What consistency?  How big is it?

[ignom]

"Willy Wonka Donutz is a milk chocolate donut-shaped sweet with a creamy chocolate center immersed in sprinkles. It's Charlie's new innovation!"

[Gamplayerx]

But that sounds delicious!  What flavor cough syrup did it taste like?

[ignom]

The kind that tastes pretty much nothing like chocolate.

[ReBurn]

"Willy Wonka Donutz is a milk chocolate donut-shaped sweet with a creamy chocolate center immersed in sprinkles. It's Charlie's new innovation!"

Instead of Charlie Bucket Willie should have given the chocolate factory to that Augustus Gloop kid.  I bet he could have come up with some killer candies, considering how much he likes to eat.

[Alice]

Yeah but you can't run a candy factory without a pure heart. 


What are you, new?