there, its out of my head.
my job is done here.
I read that the studio might change the name of the film
i stopped reading what i see on the internet. I dont trust my eyes anymore, so i converted everything over to braille.
I saw a car with one of those license plate guard thingys that said, Warning: Driver Reads Braille.
It made me chuckle. And change lanes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
S.O.A.P.
Quote from: Listener on March 05, 2006, 04:05:50 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
S.O.A.P.
SOAPA! Just call it Snakes on a Plane. Sheesh.
Oh. My. God.
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
(http://pics.livejournal.com/mrfurious/pic/0004pq6x)
I am going to see this opening night.
That's AWESOME.
Won't go see it- too many slitheries in one place, but that's AWESOME.
I'm only watching it if it keeps the name.
Quote from: hattmoward on March 17, 2006, 01:15:03 PM
I'm only watching it if it keeps the name.
Samuel L. Motherfarkin Jackson already put his foot down on that issue. They keep the name, or he shoves a snake up their ass.
GOT DAMN? WTF?
(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/7858/soap3up.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
haha!
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Quote from: Beefy on March 17, 2006, 02:38:46 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
THat is so fucking hilarious.
Those are great!
Quote from: eo000 on March 17, 2006, 09:10:01 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/mrfurious/pic/0004pq6x)
This is the ONLY time I've ever seen anything related to "Get Your War On" that was in any way humorous.
Sweet.
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22823
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2084/asciiartsnakes6yb.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Song (http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/01%20Snakes%20on%20a%20Plane.mp3)
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5263/snakesonplane9ix.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
http://www.snakesonstuff.com/
http://snakes_in_a_fic.livejournal.com/
SoaP fan fic! Including SoaP meets Serenity!
Sudoku! (http://www.yarnivore.com/francis/archives/001504.html)
SNAKES ON A PLANE: The Roleplaying Game of Personal Discovery, Dire Combat, And Motherf&*%ing Snakes (http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=253565)
(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/608/28ex.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I'm not going to post them all individually. Go here (http://www.drunkduck.com/SNAKES_ON_A_PLANE_THE_COMIC/index.php?p=15682) to see them.
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Beefy is my hero
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2005250
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:17:27 PM
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2005250
Ha! I was just about to link that.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 09, 2006, 09:25:29 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:17:27 PM
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2005250
Ha! I was just about to link that.
Beatcha to it!
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 09, 2006, 09:25:29 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:17:27 PM
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2005250
Ha! I was just about to link that.
Beatcha to it!
Yes. You win. I was delayed by trying to finish watching this show so I could start it over and find out, for YOU, what happened to the son.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 09, 2006, 09:29:18 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 09, 2006, 09:25:29 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:17:27 PM
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2005250
Ha! I was just about to link that.
Beatcha to it!
Yes. You win. I was delayed by trying to finish watching this show so I could start it over and find out, for YOU, what happened to the son.
I'm sorry. I can delete my posts about it so you can revel in the glory, if you so desire.
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:34:29 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 09, 2006, 09:29:18 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 09, 2006, 09:25:29 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 09:17:27 PM
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2005250
Ha! I was just about to link that.
Beatcha to it!
Yes. You win. I was delayed by trying to finish watching this show so I could start it over and find out, for YOU, what happened to the son.
I'm sorry. I can delete my posts about it so you can revel in the glory, if you so desire.
too late, I saw it
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8406/llama7xl.png)
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1186739,00.html
CORGIES ON A MUTHFUGGIN BEACH!
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Quote from: Beefy on April 25, 2006, 04:33:38 PM
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1186739,00.html
There's a man who knows not only where his bread is buttered, but also where the knife is.
Quote from: Beefy on April 25, 2006, 04:33:38 PM
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1186739,00.html
"You know, girl's got her tit out, let the snake hit it!"
Beautifuk.
QuoteSo you get actual snake hits, and if you got two people who are making love in an airplane bathroom, you just don't show a snake and show them kissing and hear them screaming. You know, girl's got her tit out, let the snake hit it! That's what people are there to see. Show people running all over the plane getting trampled. Show people getting impaled on broken pieces of plane. We have the capability, so do it.
You've got to admit that he knows what the people want.
Rumors abound of a sequel, "Bears on a Sub".
http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/showflat.php?Number=5913888
I've read that this is probably fake, but if you're looking for something even more outlandish than snakes on a plane, this is it.
i'm NOT following a link to "trek bbs"
Quote from: hattmoward on April 26, 2006, 11:00:12 AM
i'm NOT following a link to "trek bbs"
http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/2006/04/bears-on-sub.html
Obviously fake, but I've heard rumblings about this being a real sequel. Obviously not with the tagline of "holy fucking shit" but, y'know...
Thank God for the Internet.
http://home.comcast.net/~doorframe/SoaPTrailer.avi
Quote from: Beefy on May 31, 2006, 07:35:18 AM
Thank God for the Internet.
http://home.comcast.net/~doorframe/SoaPTrailer.avi
I've now watched it three times.
I can't believe that I have to wait another 2 1/2 months.
I am so taking at least a half day off work that day.
Quote from: Beefy on May 31, 2006, 09:23:21 AM
Quote from: Beefy on May 31, 2006, 07:35:18 AM
Thank God for the Internet.
http://home.comcast.net/~doorframe/SoaPTrailer.avi
I've now watched it three times.
I can't believe that I have to wait another 2 1/2 months.
I am so taking at least a half day off work that day.
crap! I had to wait until lunch to watch it and now the link is dead.
Quote from: swolt on May 31, 2006, 12:46:35 PM
Quote from: Beefy on May 31, 2006, 09:23:21 AM
Quote from: Beefy on May 31, 2006, 07:35:18 AM
Thank God for the Internet.
http://home.comcast.net/~doorframe/SoaPTrailer.avi
I've now watched it three times.
I can't believe that I have to wait another 2 1/2 months.
I am so taking at least a half day off work that day.
crap! I had to wait until lunch to watch it and now the link is dead.
I think I have it on my desktop at home still. If so, I'll find a way you can watch it.
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/snakesonaplane.html
http://www.youtube.com/v/Yyu83Z-P22s
Quote from: dazie on July 18, 2006, 03:25:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/Yyu83Z-P22s
even without sound, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I'll watch it with sound at home.
I enjoyed that thoroughly.
Yup, awesome.
Got damn! At least it got Land of the Lost out of my head. :D
That was so awesome.
All your snakes are belong in my belly.
Heard this on Ethel this morning:
Cobra Starship, "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)"
Times are strange
We've got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane
Fuck em I don't care
Pop the cheap champagne, we're goin' down in flames
I'm ready for it--come on bring it!
So kiss me goodbye
Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
Kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes.
It's time to fly
Tonight the sky's alive
With lizards serpentine
Lounging in their suits and ties
WATCH THE WHORES PARADE, FOR THE PRICE OF FAME
Ladies and gentlemen,
Snakes is slitherin'
With dollar signs in their eyes
And tongues so reptilian
This industry's venomous
With cold-blooded sentiment
No need for nervousness
We're headed for some turbulence
Aaaand the video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJhuwihy7FE&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane
(http://static.flickr.com/60/198001555_b48bc8f589.jpg)
(http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0706_web_01_SnakesTattoo.jpg)
Quote from: Alice on July 27, 2006, 09:51:01 AM
(http://www.giantmag.com/photos/0706_web_01_SnakesTattoo.jpg)
Hell...I am not geek, but damnit I am excited about this movie.
It has Samuel L. Jackson! Snakes! On a mutha fuckin plane!
That is a hairy, hairy man.
SWOLT???
Sweet tat Chewy.
You don't have to be a geek to enjoy cheese! Cheese is good for everyone!
Quote from: Beefy on July 27, 2006, 10:12:03 AM
You don't have to be a geek to enjoy cheese! Cheese is good for everyone!
Mer MAN!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7859291.html#cutid1
21 days to go!
http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2006/08/03/snakes-on-your-telelphone.php
Snakes on a Phone!
Oh HELL YES!
I think I broke it.
That's fun!
My brother-in-law sent it to me and I just sent one to my brother.
I sent this to everyone on my phone list last night. Funniest thing evar.
Snakes on a plane is now my all time favorite movie.
Heh.
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too funny. :D
That's awesome. I don't know who to send it to, though :(
I sent one to Ursus, but SLJ can't say "Aileen" or "Bo" or "Dazie" or "Ursus" so it was unpersonalized.
I sent one to a coworker and had him call me "Jennifer"
He is the only person in the world who can call me Jennifer and not get smacked. :)
I love this.
Quote from: dazie on August 04, 2006, 08:15:02 AM
I sent one to Ursus, but SLJ can't say "Aileen" or "Bo" or "Dazie" or "Ursus" so it was unpersonalized.
I sent one to a coworker and had him call me "Jennifer"
He is the only person in the world who can call me Jennifer and not get smacked. :)
Did you try spelling your name Eileen and his name Beau?
I was actually REALLLLLLY surprised that he could say Colleen.
Quote from: Alice on August 04, 2006, 08:30:55 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 04, 2006, 08:15:02 AM
I sent one to Ursus, but SLJ can't say "Aileen" or "Bo" or "Dazie" or "Ursus" so it was unpersonalized.
I sent one to a coworker and had him call me "Jennifer"
He is the only person in the world who can call me Jennifer and not get smacked. :)
Did you try spelling your name Eileen and his name Beau?
I was actually REALLLLLLY surprised that he could say Colleen.
Tried Eileen, not Beau. I'll give that another shot.
Quote from: dazie on August 04, 2006, 08:43:24 AM
Quote from: Alice on August 04, 2006, 08:30:55 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 04, 2006, 08:15:02 AM
I sent one to Ursus, but SLJ can't say "Aileen" or "Bo" or "Dazie" or "Ursus" so it was unpersonalized.
I sent one to a coworker and had him call me "Jennifer"
He is the only person in the world who can call me Jennifer and not get smacked. :)
Did you try spelling your name Eileen and his name Beau?
I was actually REALLLLLLY surprised that he could say Colleen.
Tried Eileen, not Beau. I'll give that another shot.
How about Ilene?
Hey Alice! :D
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1402743432.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V62543497_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1402743432/ref=sr_11_1/102-0703274-4800968?ie=UTF8)
http://www.blockbuster.com/catalog/DisplayMovieSpecialOffers.action?channel=Movies&subChannel=&movieID=173817&displayBoxArt=true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 16, 2006, 11:32:56 AM
Hey Alice! :D
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1402743432.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V62543497_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1402743432/ref=sr_11_1/102-0703274-4800968?ie=UTF8)
No way!!! That's awesome!
Quote from: Alice on August 16, 2006, 04:15:33 PM
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 16, 2006, 11:32:56 AM
Hey Alice! :D
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1402743432.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V62543497_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1402743432/ref=sr_11_1/102-0703274-4800968?ie=UTF8)
No way!!! That's awesome!
I saw it B&N yesterday and immediately thought of you.
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 16, 2006, 04:24:23 PM
I saw it B&N yesterday and immediately thought of you.
Awww, thanks! :)
Quote from: Alice on August 16, 2006, 04:25:36 PM
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 16, 2006, 04:24:23 PM
I saw it B&N yesterday and immediately thought of you.
Awww, thanks! :)
I'm tired of these motherf*cking sudokus in this motherf*cking book!
/that would be me after trying to get through two or so puzzles.
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 16, 2006, 04:29:15 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 16, 2006, 04:25:36 PM
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 16, 2006, 04:24:23 PM
I saw it B&N yesterday and immediately thought of you.
Awww, thanks! :)
I'm tired of these motherf*cking sudokus in this motherf*cking book!
/that would be me after trying to get through two or so puzzles.
we can play with coloring books. come over to my desk i got the big pack of crayons!
(http://www.joshuahenderson.com/pics/ticket.jpg)
it is mine, my own, my .... preciousssssssssss
Tickets are only $7.00? Wow.
I thought it came out the 18th?
I wish I would have made a list of every one of the people online I interact with or around who said anything about this movie only for the sole reason that if they ever complained about me reaching an almost unbearable level of obnoxiousness I could then tell them to piss up a rope.
http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/857.html
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on August 17, 2006, 09:04:59 AM
I wish I would have made a list of every one of the people online I interact with or around who said anything about this movie only for the sole reason that if they ever complained about me reaching an almost unbearable level of obnoxiousness I could then tell them to piss up a rope.
UP A MOTHERF*CKING ROPE!!1!
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 17, 2006, 10:00:42 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on August 17, 2006, 09:04:59 AM
I wish I would have made a list of every one of the people online I interact with or around who said anything about this movie only for the sole reason that if they ever complained about me reaching an almost unbearable level of obnoxiousness I could then tell them to piss up a rope.
UP A MOTHERF*CKING ROPE!!1!
Most certainly, as you may or may not know, there is no, I mean there's no thing that you could possibly do which you do to somehow effect change in this, your current short-term future despite the intervention of a celestial diety who may or may not truly exist.
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on August 17, 2006, 10:09:57 AM
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 17, 2006, 10:00:42 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on August 17, 2006, 09:04:59 AM
I wish I would have made a list of every one of the people online I interact with or around who said anything about this movie only for the sole reason that if they ever complained about me reaching an almost unbearable level of obnoxiousness I could then tell them to piss up a rope.
UP A MOTHERF*CKING ROPE!!1!
Most certainly, as you may or may not know, there is no, I mean there's no thing that you could possibly do which you do to somehow effect change in this, your current short-term future despite the intervention of a celestial diety who may or may not truly exist.
Deus ex machina?
Quote from: Alice on August 17, 2006, 10:28:26 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on August 17, 2006, 10:09:57 AM
Quote from: Mxyzptlk on August 17, 2006, 10:00:42 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on August 17, 2006, 09:04:59 AM
I wish I would have made a list of every one of the people online I interact with or around who said anything about this movie only for the sole reason that if they ever complained about me reaching an almost unbearable level of obnoxiousness I could then tell them to piss up a rope.
UP A MOTHERF*CKING ROPE!!1!
Most certainly, as you may or may not know, there is no, I mean there's no thing that you could possibly do which you do to somehow effect change in this, your current short-term future despite the intervention of a celestial diety who may or may not truly exist.
Deus ex machina?
I love it when you talk foreign to me. Take me now!
http://www.ksat.com/news/9693217/detail.html?subid=22100443&qs=1;bp=t
SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUGGIN PORCH!!!
The movie was horrible. Plot holes big enough to fly a plane through, subpar acting, "B" movie directing, and CGI snakes that my 10 year old brother could have drawn better.
I loved every second of it.
It was everything I wanted to see, plus some. I will see it again on Saturday when I take my sisters to it. I need to see it again because I missed a bunch of it. Every time someone got bit Scott and I would punch each other and scream "fucking snakes!"
We weren't the only ones. Half the theatre stood up and screamed either "motherfucking snakes!" or "got-damn!" at some point during the movie.
I don't think I've ever had that much fun during a movie.
I rate "Snakes on a Plane" a goddamn on a scale of holy shit to motherfucker.
Best line in the movie: "We have to create a barrier between us and the snakes!"
http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html
Quote from: Brian Fantana on August 22, 2006, 01:05:12 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html
What the fuck is wrong with people???
Quote from: Alice on August 22, 2006, 01:08:40 PM
Quote from: Brian Fantana on August 22, 2006, 01:05:12 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html
What the fuck is wrong with people???
We'd need a whole other thread to even begin addressing that.
I laughed. Because it happened in Arizona, not here.
And because that's kind of funny, in a sick way.
SNAKES IN A THEATRE! GOT DAMN!
herpetological????
I have now seen this film.
While not great, it was much better than I expected.
My boss and I went to see the film together, and the length of that sex scene was a little weird to be watching while sitting next to your boss.
My only two real complaints:
* THE LINE seemed forced and poorly placed.
* only 4 flight attendants on a 747? even a mostly-empty one?
Oh, and also... Tiffany the Stewardess disappears for like half an hour. What happened to her?
Overall, worth the $6.50.
Quote from: Listener on August 27, 2006, 01:02:59 PM
I have now seen this film.
While not great, it was much better than I expected.
My boss and I went to see the film together, and the length of that sex scene was a little weird to be watching while sitting next to your boss.
My only two real complaints:
* THE LINE seemed forced and poorly placed.
* only 4 flight attendants on a 747? even a mostly-empty one?
Oh, and also... Tiffany the Stewardess disappears for like half an hour. What happened to her?
Overall, worth the $6.50.
Tiffany was having sex with the snakes. She was really part of the whole plan.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004761/
This one totally looks like a stringier version of Alicia Silverstone. I suppose that explains why she played Cher in the Clueless TV show. I though recognized her from the bits of *yargh* 7th Heaven I've seen the wife watching.
Quote"That to me is very scary," herpetological association representative Tom Whiting said. "I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me."
Quote"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."
apparently, professional herpetologists have the superpower of overstating the obvious at every possible opportunity.
Perfect inflight movie.
http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/08/serpentes-on-shippe-spoylerez.html
Serpents on a Shippe
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This has already been posted but, oh well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44&NR
Today it's SNAKES ON A MUTHAF*CKING DVD
I just got a late birthday present from anna. It's SNAKES ON A PLANE ..... ON A DVD!!!!
I know what I'm watching tonight!
I still haven't seen it. :-\
Me either, but I added it to Netflix.
Quote from: Jessie on January 05, 2007, 11:00:23 AM
Me either, but I added it to Netflix.
It's sitting in my dining room.
Netflix is in your dining room??
Quote from: dazie on January 05, 2007, 11:15:13 AM
Netflix is in your dining room??
No, Netflix are in my living room.
Ah- much clearer.
No, he has a plane with a snake on it in his living room. It's probably a pretty small plane.
HB bought it for me as a get well gift.
I would have preferred a hand job.
Quote from: Infobahn on January 05, 2007, 12:13:44 PM
HB bought it for me as a get well gift.
I would have preferred a hand job.
Maybe she's waiting until you play the movie. Get a big tub of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom.
Quote from: BigDun on January 05, 2007, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on January 05, 2007, 12:13:44 PM
HB bought it for me as a get well gift.
I would have preferred a hand job.
Maybe she's waiting until you play the movie. Get a big tub of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom.
No, she claims she doesn't want to get sick. Selfish Bitch.
Quote from: BigDun on January 05, 2007, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on January 05, 2007, 12:13:44 PM
HB bought it for me as a get well gift.
I would have preferred a hand job.
Maybe she's waiting until you play the movie. Get a big tub of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom.
haha that never works
let me know if it works okay?
spoilers:
when you guys have seen it, what is your favorite part? I love the boss snake. It's like level 7! Daniel didn't believe me about the boss snake until tonight when I forced him to watch it with me.
GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJhuwihy7FE
I don't know if someone posted that yet.
I just watched the movie. It was great.
Quote from: Jessie on January 20, 2007, 10:26:56 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJhuwihy7FE
I don't know if someone posted that yet.
I just watched the movie. It was great.
didn't you love the boss snake?
Still haven't seen it. :-\
Quote from: swolt on January 21, 2007, 03:24:15 AM
Quote from: Jessie on January 20, 2007, 10:26:56 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJhuwihy7FE
I don't know if someone posted that yet.
I just watched the movie. It was great.
didn't you love the boss snake?
I loved that it had giant teeth, despite being a constrictor.
Saw it tonight. Fun flick.
Quote from: Jessie on January 20, 2007, 10:26:56 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJhuwihy7FE
I don't know if someone posted that yet.
I just watched the movie. It was great.
I'm considering buying their album off of Itunes.