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Title: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on January 25, 2010, 09:47:27 AM
http://marketsaw.blogspot.com/2010/01/exclusive-gremlins-will-rise-again-in.html (http://marketsaw.blogspot.com/2010/01/exclusive-gremlins-will-rise-again-in.html)
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Jessie on January 25, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
It's not the 3D that bothers me so much as the incessant remaking of old stories.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Dry then Catch on January 25, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
you know mog-wai means monster in mandarin
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 25, 2010, 10:50:46 PM
Everything old is new again!
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: dc on January 25, 2010, 11:31:11 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 25, 2010, 10:50:46 PM
Everything old is new again!

I don't feel new.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Gamplayerx on January 27, 2010, 04:40:33 PM
Quote from: dc on January 25, 2010, 11:31:11 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 25, 2010, 10:50:46 PM
Everything old is new again!

I don't feel new.
You're not old yet.  Give it another year -- then you'll be totally in vogue!
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on January 28, 2010, 07:39:58 AM
http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/01/harry-potter-hallows-3d-clash-of-the-titans-3d.html (http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/01/harry-potter-hallows-3d-clash-of-the-titans-3d.html)
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: ReBurn on January 28, 2010, 09:20:00 AM
The 3D in Avatar was quite novel. But I don't feel like it actually added anything to the experience. I would have been just as happy if it wasn't in 3D, and I would have saved 5 bucks. I totally kept the glasses.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: BigDun on January 28, 2010, 03:09:38 PM
You must admit that 3D is (at least an attempt at) giving consumers a compelling reason to get away from their 105" hidef plasma screens and go back to the movies.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Bennyhana on January 28, 2010, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 28, 2010, 03:09:38 PM
You must admit that 3D is (at least an attempt at) giving consumers a compelling reason to get away from their 105" hidef plasma screens and go back to the movies.
Admit that it's a desperate attempt to prove they have ANYTHING to give to consumers?  Yes, I must admit that.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on January 28, 2010, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 28, 2010, 03:09:38 PM
You must admit that 3D is (at least an attempt at) giving consumers a compelling reason to get away from their 105" hidef plasma screens and go back to the movies.

I'd prefer compelling stories over visual gimmicks.  Alas, the mass audience does not.  So we'll probably get another Chipmunks movie as a result.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: ReBurn on January 28, 2010, 08:01:09 PM
If Sony has its way you'll be watching exactly the same 3D on your 105" hidef plasma.

http://www.pcworld.com/article/186161/sony_emphasizes_3d_across_all_hdtv_lines.html
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on February 03, 2010, 07:08:33 PM
Underworld 3D - http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43864 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43864)

Transformers 3D - http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43863 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43863)
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: ReBurn on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Hopefully the next Transformers is actually good.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Jessie on February 04, 2010, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Hopefully the next Transformers is actually good.
And here I thought I had the market cornered on unrealistic idealism around here.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: ReBurn on February 05, 2010, 09:24:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 04, 2010, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Hopefully the next Transformers is actually good.
And here I thought I had the market cornered on unrealistic idealism around here.
I think the plot will be that the transformers realize that it is better for the environment if they stop using energon and let themselves shut down. The world will be a more beautiful place if there's nobody living in it.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: BigDun on February 05, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 05, 2010, 09:24:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 04, 2010, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Hopefully the next Transformers is actually good.
And here I thought I had the market cornered on unrealistic idealism around here.
I think the plot will be that the transformers realize that it is better for the environment if they stop using energon and let themselves shut down. The world will be a more beautiful place if there's nobody living in it.

Have you seen any of the series on the History Channel called Life After People? It's pretty cool.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Jessie on February 05, 2010, 01:09:05 PM
Quote from: BigDun on February 05, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 05, 2010, 09:24:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 04, 2010, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Hopefully the next Transformers is actually good.
And here I thought I had the market cornered on unrealistic idealism around here.
I think the plot will be that the transformers realize that it is better for the environment if they stop using energon and let themselves shut down. The world will be a more beautiful place if there's nobody living in it.

Have you seen any of the series on the History Channel called Life After People? It's pretty cool.
Yeah, it really is.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on February 05, 2010, 07:38:00 PM
Quote from: BigDun on February 05, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 05, 2010, 09:24:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 04, 2010, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Hopefully the next Transformers is actually good.
And here I thought I had the market cornered on unrealistic idealism around here.
I think the plot will be that the transformers realize that it is better for the environment if they stop using energon and let themselves shut down. The world will be a more beautiful place if there's nobody living in it.

Have you seen any of the series on the History Channel called Life After People? It's pretty cool.

I have the Blu-Ray of the first special they did.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on March 07, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Bleck.

http://www.collider.com/2010/03/07/weekend-box-office-alice-in-wonderland-sets-new-3d-and-non-sequel-debut-records-with-1163-million/ (http://www.collider.com/2010/03/07/weekend-box-office-alice-in-wonderland-sets-new-3d-and-non-sequel-debut-records-with-1163-million/)
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Infobahn on March 07, 2010, 03:28:50 PM
Where's my flying car, and 3D porn?
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: VikingJuice on March 07, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Beefy on March 07, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Bleck.

http://www.collider.com/2010/03/07/weekend-box-office-alice-in-wonderland-sets-new-3d-and-non-sequel-debut-records-with-1163-million/ (http://www.collider.com/2010/03/07/weekend-box-office-alice-in-wonderland-sets-new-3d-and-non-sequel-debut-records-with-1163-million/)

Just saw a full trailer of this last night, looks really boring to me.  Before I was neutral about this film, now I'm completely against going to see it.  Looks like a sucky acid trip with Depp playing Depp.

On a different note, and this doesn't quite fit in this thread since it wasn't 3D, I saw The Crazies yesterday on a date and loved it!

The date was good too but the movie was very fun.  It's not great cinema and it's not great horror, but it's solid, well paced and has a somewhat unique ending to a horror flick.  Though my hand on my date's thigh might have influenced my response.  I'm having a difficult separating the two.

Perhaps I should see Alice after all and just bring the same date...
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: sapphirehart on March 07, 2010, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: VikingJuice on March 07, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Beefy on March 07, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Bleck.

http://www.collider.com/2010/03/07/weekend-box-office-alice-in-wonderland-sets-new-3d-and-non-sequel-debut-records-with-1163-million/ (http://www.collider.com/2010/03/07/weekend-box-office-alice-in-wonderland-sets-new-3d-and-non-sequel-debut-records-with-1163-million/)

Just saw a full trailer of this last night, looks really boring to me.  Before I was neutral about this film, now I'm completely against going to see it.  Looks like a sucky acid trip with Depp playing Depp.

On a different note, and this doesn't quite fit in this thread since it wasn't 3D, I saw The Crazies yesterday on a date and loved it!

The date was good too but the movie was very fun.  It's not great cinema and it's not great horror, but it's solid, well paced and has a somewhat unique ending to a horror flick.  Though my hand on my date's thigh might have influenced my response.  I'm having a difficult separating the two.

Perhaps I should see Alice after all and just bring the same date...

just my two cents........if you take your date to see AIW...she will really like you lots...I mean, come on....you are taking her to see Johnny Depp!  even with all that hideous make up on, he was STILL sexy!
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: dots on March 09, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
I haven't seen Avatar. I was going to see it, but we planned on going drunk after a hockey game so we could talk shit about it. We decided to nap instead. I think we made the right choice.

All I heard about Avatar and AIW is about how awesome it looks in 3D. Nothing about the plot...just that I should eat a brownie and it will be an amazing experience.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Dry then Catch on March 10, 2010, 05:09:49 PM
Quote from: dots on March 09, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
I haven't seen Avatar. I was going to see it, but we planned on going drunk after a hockey game so we could talk shit about it. We decided to nap instead. I think we made the right choice.

All I heard about Avatar and AIW is about how awesome it looks in 3D. Nothing about the plot...just that I should eat a brownie and it will be an amazing experience.

here's a tip
if you can get glasses from someone who has already seen it buy tickets to another movie and then just sneak in
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: dazie on May 18, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=66113

Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Infobahn on May 18, 2010, 11:45:59 PM
Where is my 3D porn?
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: dazie on May 19, 2010, 06:58:56 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/11/playboy-3d-centerfold-hop_n_571252.html
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Beefy on May 19, 2010, 09:51:30 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 18, 2010, 11:45:59 PM
Where is my 3D porn?

You married her.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Jessie on May 19, 2010, 12:25:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on May 19, 2010, 09:51:30 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 18, 2010, 11:45:59 PM
Where is my 3D porn?

You married her.

Zing!
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: CreepyMonkey on May 20, 2010, 07:54:50 PM
I'm kind of on the fence about 3D. To me it doesn't really add anything to a movie for the most part. I do like to go to a lot of films and I like to pay attention to just about everything to do with them. I watch them carefully for cinematography, acting, directing, editing, storyline, etc. and with 3D, just about all that goes out the window for me as I try to deal with the 'cinema in your face' aspect of 3D.

Case in point - I saw Avatar in 3D and without. When I saw it in 3D all I could do was sit back and try to absorb the (admittedly stunning) graphics on the big screen.

when I saw it without the 3D I was actually able to pay attention to the rest of the film and discovered it wasn't a half bad movie, and I enjoyed it much more.
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Gamplayerx on May 21, 2010, 10:38:33 AM
Since I only go to the movies every 15 years or so, it totally doesn't bother me! 
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: Infobahn on May 21, 2010, 03:35:47 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 18, 2010, 11:45:59 PM
Where is my 3D porn?
Well, that didn't take long.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/21/kama-sutra-3d-porn-video_n_585218.html
Title: Re: 3D continues to vomit all over everything
Post by: VikingJuice on June 08, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 21, 2010, 03:35:47 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 18, 2010, 11:45:59 PM
Where is my 3D porn?
Well, that didn't take long.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/21/kama-sutra-3d-porn-video_n_585218.html

I think the money shot just got a little more interesting...