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Title: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 08, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Penn State sucks my balls and will be blown out by LSU on New Years Day
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Infobahn on December 08, 2009, 06:05:38 PM
the 'aints aren't going to make it past their first playoff game.  Go Vikings!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 08, 2009, 06:13:38 PM
This thread is all about how Dazie and Gamp must bow to my superior team. The Saints thread is over there (points towards sapph)
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Infobahn on December 08, 2009, 06:19:38 PM
Smack talk is Smack Talk, and it really won't matter anyway as my Texas Longhorns will be National Champions.  All else is trash.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 08, 2009, 06:30:08 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 08, 2009, 06:19:38 PM
Smack talk is Smack Talk, and it really won't matter anyway as my Texas Longhorns will be National Champions.  All else is trash.

Someone has mighty big britches today. Let's see if that holds up.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 08, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 08, 2009, 06:05:38 PM
the 'aints aren't going to make it past their first playoff game.  Go Vikings!

You're saying this after Favre, Peterson and the Vikes' secondary got undressed in prime time just a couple night ago?  They were never in that game and it's not exactly like the Cardinals are some juggernaut.  They play like that in the playoffs, they're the ones who will be one and done.

Saints look awfully good.  Their dismantling of the Pats was very impressive to me.  The Pats were so shell-shocked that my Fins snuck another past the goalie the week after.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 08, 2009, 07:39:19 PM
Also, all the Heisman voters can suck my balls for denying my boy Case Keenum a shot in the top 5 finalists.

He has WAY better numbers than the next closest guys.  He has over 900 more yards and 16 more TD's than Colt McCoy who will be the highest finishing QB.  Tebow shot himself in the foot in the SEC Championship.  Combined with his mediocre stats, I'm astounded he even made the final cut.  He's there PURELY on reputation and not on actual production this year. He had 1100 less yards and 9 TD's less than McCoy this season.  His yardage total is so low he doesn't rank in the top 40 in the NCAA.

The only guy I'd vote for this year (aside from Keenum) is that Gerhart kid from Stanford.  Watching him is like watching Shaq play basketball against 12 year olds.  I saw the guy run over 3 players in one play in the ND game a couple weeks back.  Yeah they were ND but still, he's mowing down guys that weigh 200 lbs or so like they're nothing.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: dazie on December 08, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 08, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Penn State sucks my balls and will be blown out by LSU on New Years Day

:lies:
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 09, 2009, 12:15:27 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 08, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 08, 2009, 05:59:22 PM
Penn State sucks my balls and will be blown out by LSU on New Years Day

:lies:

This is what I'm talking about
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: eo000 on December 09, 2009, 08:59:58 AM
go detroit lions!!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on December 09, 2009, 10:16:20 AM
Quote from: swolt on December 08, 2009, 06:13:38 PM
This thread is all about how Dazie and Gamp must bow to my superior team. The Saints thread is over there (points towards sapph)

On the twelfth game of the season Coach Peyton gave to me: 12 Romped Redskins, 11 Punked Patriots, 10 Battered Bucs, 9 Ragged Rams, 8 Pounced Panthers, 7 Dirty Birds, 6 Dunked Dolphins, 5 Shrunk-en Giants, 4 Wrecked Jets, 3 Beat up Bulls, 2 Tame Eagles and a Lion Sauce Picante!! WHO DAT!! 12-0 BABY!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Infobahn on December 09, 2009, 11:54:21 AM
Quote from: eo000 on December 09, 2009, 08:59:58 AM
go detroit lions!!!
Where would you like them to go?  Most locals would like them to go to a place called "hell".
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: eo000 on December 10, 2009, 09:18:36 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 09, 2009, 11:54:21 AM
Quote from: eo000 on December 09, 2009, 08:59:58 AM
go detroit lions!!!
Where would you like them to go?  Most locals would like them to go to a place called "hell".
you know, we blamed the coaches, the gms, the players. the only thing left is the owners, and the city itself. we have near championship level teams in the other sports, so it can't be the city.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 13, 2009, 05:05:28 PM
13 and 0! Who dat?
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 13, 2009, 11:49:57 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 13, 2009, 05:05:28 PM
13 and 0! Who dat?

What was with the crazy fake FG with so many yards to go?  I didn't agree with that call at all!!  They did well to eek out this win against a weakened Falcons team.  The defense has been too porous for my comfort.  I'm not too solid on the Saints to the SB.  They'll have to put up a lot of points on O to secure the needed wins once playoffs start.  Good for them that they'll be indoors because that will help a lot.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on December 14, 2009, 01:07:44 PM
Do your beads hang low, are your Saints 13 and 0? Does your team win with ease, is your quarterback Drew Brees? Do your fans bring the noise when they're yelling "Bless You Boys? Do your beads hang low? Geaux Saints....WHO DAT!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 14, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 14, 2009, 01:07:44 PM
Do your beads hang low, are your Saints 13 and 0? Does your team win with ease, is your quarterback Drew Brees? Do your fans bring the noise when they're yelling "Bless You Boys? Do your beads hang low? Geaux Saints....WHO DAT!

Is that a Coon-ass haiku?
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 15, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 15, 2009, 06:23:53 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

You gotta love that matchup.  Bucs D is highly susceptible to the pass and the Saints have been nothing short of spectacular.  I read they are only 27 points behind the pace of the 2007 Pats record setting season scoring total.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on December 15, 2009, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

So does your boy toy have two extra seats in that box???
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 15, 2009, 10:46:39 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

So does your boy toy have two extra seats in that box???

Or even 3 extras.  You know, cause folks wanna see Brees torch somebody!!  I even have a few Saints Rookie cards I'd be willing to barter (Brees, Bush, Meachim, and Colston).
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: ReBurn on December 16, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: swolt on December 15, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on December 15, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

So does your boy toy have two extra seats in that box???

That question borders on imappropriate.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on December 16, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
you guys are hilarious....

I'll take pictures of the Saintsations for you!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: eo000 on December 19, 2009, 07:37:27 AM
brees rookie card ain't with the saints.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 19, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
Quote from: eo000 on December 19, 2009, 07:37:27 AM
brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

Thank you doctor obvious!  When has that ever been a problem for card collectors?
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on December 19, 2009, 11:45:34 PM
OUCH! damnit!!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: eo000 on December 20, 2009, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: VikingJuice on December 19, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
Quote from: eo000 on December 19, 2009, 07:37:27 AM
brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

Thank you doctor obvious!  When has that ever been a problem for card collectors?
my bad, capt. mid-30's kids card collector. i thought it read "saints rookie cards" meaning they were saints cards.

can i interest you in a few magic the gathering cards to make up for my obvious reading blunder?
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 20, 2009, 12:05:12 PM
Quote from: eo000 on December 20, 2009, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: VikingJuice on December 19, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
Quote from: eo000 on December 19, 2009, 07:37:27 AM
brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

Thank you doctor obvious!  When has that ever been a problem for card collectors?
my bad, capt. mid-30's kids card collector. i thought it read "saints rookie cards" meaning they were saints cards.

can i interest you in a few magic the gathering cards to make up for my obvious reading blunder?

That's late thirties to you mister!!  And no, Magic Cards blow.  I never understood that trend.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 20, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Did you all ever see The Office episode with the ping pong and Kelly Kapoor says she doesn't talk trash she talks smack?  Funny stuff.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on December 20, 2009, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 20, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
Did you all ever see The Office episode with the ping pong and Kelly Kapoor says she doesn't talk trash she talks smack?  Funny stuff.

I liked that episode.  Then again, there aren't many Office episodes I haven't liked until season 5.  All the ones with that guy who was the new boss/efficiency expert that they brought in, those were annoying because he was kind of a dick and not in a funny way.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: dazie on January 01, 2010, 06:45:16 PM
SUCK IT SWOLT!

A win is a win, even if it's an ugly one.

Fight on State (GO!)
Fight on State (GO!)
Strike your gait and win, (LET'S GO STATE!)
Victory we predict for thee
We're ever true to you, dear old White and Blue.
Onward State, (GO!)
Onward State, (GO!)
Roar, Lions, roar: (LET'S GO STATE!)
We'll hit that line, roll up the score,
Fight on to victory ever more,
Fight on, on, on, on, on, Fight on, on, Penn State! (S-T-A-T-E GO! STATE!)
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on January 01, 2010, 08:41:01 PM
*shakes head in shame*

If Les Miles is still coach by Monday I will become a Gator fan.


No, I am not one of those fair day fans. I've been a fan for the good and the bad. But when the head coach just gives up and lets the other team win without a fight to the end, it's time to move on. We should have won tonight and we should have beat Florida and Ole Miss.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on January 02, 2010, 02:15:20 AM
Quote from: swolt on January 01, 2010, 08:41:01 PM
*shakes head in shame*

If Les Miles is still coach by Monday I will become a Gator fan.


No, I am not one of those fair day fans. I've been a fan for the good and the bad. But when the head coach just gives up and lets the other team win without a fight to the end, it's time to move on. We should have won tonight and we should have beat Florida and Ole Miss.

Clock and game management has been HORRIFIC for LSU this season.  It's truly amazing in today's day and age.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on January 24, 2010, 10:56:00 PM
WHO DAT!!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on January 25, 2010, 09:28:35 AM
Dear Info,

I would like you to invite you to kiss my black and gold ass.

Yours,
Swolt
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on January 25, 2010, 09:33:41 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 08, 2009, 06:19:38 PM
Smack talk is Smack Talk, and it really won't matter anyway as my Texas Longhorns will be National Champions.  All else is trash.

oh and while we are dissing on Info..........

ROLL TIDE!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Infobahn on January 25, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
Quote from: swolt on January 25, 2010, 09:28:35 AM
Dear Info,

I would like you to invite you to kiss my black and gold ass.

Yours,
Swolt

Too bad you didn't win, we lost.  The Colts will win, anyway.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on January 25, 2010, 01:07:06 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on January 25, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
Quote from: swolt on January 25, 2010, 09:28:35 AM
Dear Info,

I would like you to invite you to kiss my black and gold ass.

Yours,
Swolt

Too bad you didn't win, we lost.  The Colts will win, anyway.

Our Defense won. Those weren't all fumbles, those were stripped balls
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: BigDun on January 25, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: dc on January 25, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 25, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: dazie on January 25, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
Quote from: dc on January 25, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 25, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   :noway:
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on January 25, 2010, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 25, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
Quote from: dc on January 25, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 25, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   :noway:

If only Decatur hadn't ditched the Staleys.  Such a shame.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: dc on January 25, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 25, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
Quote from: dc on January 25, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 25, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   :noway:

Why would anyone stay in Philly?  The best view of the city is in a rear-view mirror, receding rapidly.  With the possible exception of Eastern State Penitentiary. 
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on January 26, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
Quote from: dc on January 25, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 25, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
Quote from: dc on January 25, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 25, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   :noway:

Why would anyone stay in Philly?  The best view of the city is in a rear-view mirror, receding rapidly.  With the possible exception of Eastern State Penitentiary. 

I hear that's true of Jersey as well.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on February 07, 2010, 10:14:38 PM
.....and the Saints marched!



Geaux Saints!  Super Bowl XLIV Champs!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on February 07, 2010, 10:47:09 PM
Who fuckin' DAT!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on February 07, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Mardi Gras starts early!!

Great game and the Saints played some excellent ball.  I didn't agree with that 4th and goal play at the end of half but it worked out well anyway.  Sean Peyton's decision to onside kick really was a momentum turning play!!

I like that coach, I've loved watching Drew Brees since he was in college, what a great night!!

That whole state needed that boost and I'm happy they got it.

Ain'ts no more!!
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 11:06:31 AM
Why is their motto or whatever 'who dat?'

Also, why is go spelled geaux in relation to the Saints?

It was a good game, but most of the commercials were disappointing.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: sapphirehart on February 08, 2010, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 11:06:31 AM
Why is their motto or whatever 'who dat?'



http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2010/01/who_dat_popularized_when_every.html (http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2010/01/who_dat_popularized_when_every.html)

Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 11:06:31 AM

Also, why is go spelled geaux in relation to the Saints?


It's a Cajun French thing.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: BigDun on February 08, 2010, 11:22:13 AM
I was also a little disappointed with the commercials. Also, weren't Lady GaGa and Elton John supposed to perform in the pre-game show?
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: swolt on February 08, 2010, 01:50:36 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on February 08, 2010, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 11:06:31 AM
Why is their motto or whatever 'who dat?'



http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2010/01/who_dat_popularized_when_every.html (http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2010/01/who_dat_popularized_when_every.html)

Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 11:06:31 AM

Also, why is go spelled geaux in relation to the Saints?


It's a Cajun French thing.

They do that with LSU too. It comes from last names like Boudreaux and Thibodeaux where the eaux is pronounced "o"
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
That all seems a little dumb.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Infobahn on February 08, 2010, 05:10:09 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Kentucky is smarter than Louisiana, less inbred as well. 

FTFY
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 06:21:36 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 08, 2010, 05:10:09 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Kentucky is smarter than Louisiana, less inbred as well. 

FTFY
That really says something.
Title: Re: Let the smack talk begin!
Post by: VikingJuice on February 08, 2010, 07:35:16 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 06:21:36 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 08, 2010, 05:10:09 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 08, 2010, 05:04:19 PM
Kentucky is smarter than Louisiana, less inbred as well. 

FTFY
That really says something.

Comparing Kentucky inbreds to Louisiana inbreds is like comparing Andy Dick to a moronic drug addled flaming homosexual.