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Question: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Option 1: Roscoe (despite its lack of originality) votes: 1
Option 2: Fortunato (despite its many syllables) votes: 0
Option 3: Buddy (because that's going to stick if we don't find something else soon) votes: 1
Option 4: Pie! (don't pick this one, that won't be helpful at all) votes: 0
Option 5: Something else (preferably referencing a good book or movie) votes: 3
Title: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 12:29:27 PM
Help!
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 12:52:10 PM
I'm telling you he looks like a Roscoe dammit.

He also looks like a Norman, Simon, Geraldo, Turk, Hewie, whatupdog, Mr Waggletons, Chuck, Bing, Rupert, Kramer, Vinny, Peanut, and Rowdy.  (turk and rowdy are from scrubs which I happen to be watching right now).

Elliot is a good name too.

Also Janitor.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 12:55:13 PM
Whatever you do, don't name it Buddy.  That is the dumbest dog name ever.

Literary names:

Marvin - HHGTTG
Watson - Sherlock Holmes
Iago - Othello
Doctor Butts - Henry VIII
MacDuff - Macbeth
Mercutio - Romeo & Juliet
Edward - Jane Eyre
Holden - Catcher in the Rye
Yuri - Dr. Zhivago
Marlowe - The Big Sleep
Sebastian - Brideshead Revisited
Grendel - Grendel
Charlie - The Heart of Darkness

Or if you want to go with awesome other references:

Ash - Evil Dead
Joel - ESOTSM
Dae-Su - Oldboy
Barfolomew - Spaceballs


Or how about Bob?

(I still think he looks like a Zeke.)
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
If you name him Charlie, I will stick your hand in warm water every night when you sleep at my house.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:01:28 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
If you name him Charlie, I will stick your hand in warm water every night when you sleep at my house.

Then I'm double voting for Charlie.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
If you name him Charlie, I will stick your hand in warm water every night when you sleep at my house.

Hahaha I just want to be able to say, "Oh Amber.  Last night, Charlie climbed into bed with me.  He was so warm and we cuddled all night long.  Then he humped my leg."
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:06:13 PM
Also, he kinda looks like Rowdy from Scrubs, but I don't want to curse him into being dead and stuffe3d.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:06:53 PM
Wilbur
Frank or Frankie
Gus
Chase (will be good if he runs after cars)
Claude
Edger (men in black, I just love how his wife said his name, sounded like Egger)
Also Orion, the cat with the galaxy.
Kruger



Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:07:15 PM
Oooh, name him Tikki Tikki Tembo-No Sa Rembo-Chari Bari Ruchi-Pip Peri Pembo.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
He kind of looks like a Seamus too.

I want to get an English Bulldog named Briggs.  But I don't think you'd be as keen on the name Briggs as I am.

I call my friend's new puppy "Poops Ahoy" which he responds to.  That's a good name as well.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:08:38 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
If you name him Charlie, I will stick your hand in warm water every night when you sleep at my house.

Hahaha I just want to be able to say, "Oh Amber.  Last night, Charlie climbed into bed with me.  He was so warm and we cuddled all night long.  Then he humped my leg."

That will back fire as I would ask to watch cause I get off on that.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:08:56 PM
Name him Indiana.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I think I'll call him Sue.

Also, PE I <3 your avatar so much.  I can't stop watching it.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:12:56 PM
Maybe I'll name him Everett from O Brother. 

Then maybe he'll turn into George Clooney while I sleep.

Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:13:36 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I think I'll call him Sue.

Also, PE I <3 your avatar so much.  I can't stop watching it.

Phideaux.

Because that's like Fido, but spelled out all French-like but you pronounce it FIDO.  (Just saying it before someone else feels the need to explain it.)
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:16:08 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:12:56 PM
Maybe I'll name him Everett from O Brother. 

Then maybe he'll turn into George Clooney while I sleep.



Ooooh, I like that name.  Then you can get some chickens and train him to round them up.  Then you can call people up and ask them if they want to come see Everett coop.

(It's like C. Everett Koop who was the surgeon general for awhile.)
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:18:17 PM
haha I hate you a little.

That means I don't like you.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I think I'll call him Sue.

Also, PE I <3 your avatar so much.  I can't stop watching it.
You just have to talk to her in weird tones and you'll get to see it IRL

Other suggestions:
Bark Wahlberg
Colin Growl
Peter Sniffin
Wagney and Lacey
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:18:17 PM
haha I hate you a little.

That means I don't like you.

So by not liking me, you mean that you're not always okay with who I am as a person or how I react to things?  I suppose that's understandable.  I don't think we're all meant to not "I hate you a little" to someone now or then.  Though with the climate the way it is, I think life may be too short to not try and turn around the Canadian economy and learn to like each other a little bit more.  At least that's what my ex-boyfriend and I always said.  I think it still holds true to not "hate you a little" as much as possible.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:22:04 PM
Captain Buttdragger
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:22:33 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:13:36 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I think I'll call him Sue.

Also, PE I <3 your avatar so much.  I can't stop watching it.

Phideaux.

Because that's like Fido, but spelled out all French-like but you pronounce it FIDO.  (Just saying it before someone else feels the need to explain it.)
we had a retarded cat name phideaux, which we called pah-hidy-ox.  She would hiss at chairs and then run into walls, it was sad and amusing.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:26:46 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I think I'll call him Sue.

Also, PE I <3 your avatar so much.  I can't stop watching it.
You just have to talk to her in weird tones and you'll get to see it IRL

Other suggestions:
Bark Wahlberg
Colin Growl
Peter Sniffin
Wagney and Lacey


I love these.  I won't use them, but I love them.  Love them, which is the opposite of how I feel about alice.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: eo000 on August 12, 2009, 01:28:17 PM
mr. beefy
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: meredith on August 12, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
seconded, mr. beefy
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:31:17 PM
Quote from: eo000 on August 12, 2009, 01:28:17 PM
mr. beefy

That's someone's name on this forum.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:31:29 PM
How about Boris from rocky and bullwinkle?
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:32:26 PM
I feel pretty set on Everett, if I can get Timothy on board.

If I named him anything from Rocky and Bullwinkle, it'd probably be Bullwinkle.  That might be a good backup idea.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:33:18 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:26:46 PM
Love them, which is the opposite of how I feel about alice.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

(Playa also means 'beach' in Spanish, but in this case it is being used as slang for 'player' which means a person who is competitive and gregarious by nature.  Though I would also recommend not hating the beach.  The beach is a fantastic place to relax.)
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:33:28 PM
Also, I think he might be kind of sweet and lumbering and dumbish like Bullwinkle.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:34:09 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:33:28 PM
Also, I think he might be kind of sweet and lumbering and dumbish like Bullwinkle.

Call him Bull and it could be half for Bullwinkle and half for the baliff on Night Court.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
Or Winkle.  Half for bullwinkle, half for rip van.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
Or Winkle.  Half for bullwinkle, half for rip van.

Or Robert Van.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:36:56 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:34:09 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:33:28 PM
Also, I think he might be kind of sweet and lumbering and dumbish like Bullwinkle.

Call him Bull and it could be half for Bullwinkle and half for the baliff on Night Court.

Then you could tell timothy to go clean up that bullshit out back, and chuckle about the pun.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:46:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
Or Winkle.  Half for bullwinkle, half for rip van.

Or Robert Van.

That's not nice, nice baby.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 12, 2009, 01:47:18 PM
Droolius Caesar

srsly though, pickles is a great name.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:54:00 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:46:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on August 12, 2009, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
Or Winkle.  Half for bullwinkle, half for rip van.

Or Robert Van.

That's not nice, nice baby.

That sounds a bit like the Vanilla Ice song.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: meredith on August 12, 2009, 02:07:51 PM
i don't know what you're talking about
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: dazie on August 12, 2009, 02:08:13 PM
I also said Egger.  

Not Buddy though.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: hatt on August 12, 2009, 02:07:51 PM
i don't know what you're talking about
We're talking about a dog.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: meredith on August 12, 2009, 02:18:06 PM
that's a mean thing to say! i think he's a cool guy
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 02:40:10 PM
Timothy likes Everett, too.

For anyone not on facebook, here he is:

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs191.snc1/6411_142279925567_613645567_3700914_1618822_n.jpg)
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Beefy on August 12, 2009, 03:21:39 PM
Buster
or
Clenis
or
George
or
Colin
or
Ajax
or
Roofpig
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Beefy on August 12, 2009, 03:23:19 PM
Eli
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 03:49:02 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 12, 2009, 03:23:19 PM
Eli

I don't want him to start a church in my back yard. 
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Alice on August 12, 2009, 04:04:38 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 03:49:02 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 12, 2009, 03:23:19 PM
Eli

I don't want him to start a church in my back yard. 

Ha!  There's this group called Eli (Emerging Leadership Initiative) that tries to get people to start churches.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: ReBurn on August 12, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
I used to have a Basset Hound named Roscoe. Gosh that was a stupid dog.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: VikingJuice on August 12, 2009, 06:43:18 PM
I'd call him Roman Maroney.  That way, when he pees on the floor and you call him a "Fargin' Bastage," he'll know what you mean.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: grace on August 12, 2009, 10:43:11 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 02:40:10 PM
Timothy likes Everett, too.

For anyone not on facebook, here he is:

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs191.snc1/6411_142279925567_613645567_3700914_1618822_n.jpg)

he looks like trouble, so, name him Bama.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: grace on August 12, 2009, 10:43:11 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 12, 2009, 02:40:10 PM
Timothy likes Everett, too.

For anyone not on facebook, here he is:

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs191.snc1/6411_142279925567_613645567_3700914_1618822_n.jpg)

he looks like trouble, so, name him Bama.

he looks like a fucking lunatic. call him roofpig. or mr pants. he's the kind of dog that actually will end up with more than one name over time.

(and i say that as someone who adores lunatic dogs)

p.s. i think fostering has already made him your dog. that's how i ended up with willie. i mean really - go ahead. imagine him living with someone else. right. now pick a name.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:09:47 AM
CALL HIM ORKUT.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 13, 2009, 12:10:55 AM
Quote from: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:09:47 AM
CALL HIM ORKUT.
oh god damn where where you 12 hours ago?  That would have been perfect!  He's already Everett now, though.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=143231&id=613645567&l=868f275722

More pictures on facebook.  Should be accessible even to non facebookians.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:13:14 AM
he can be everett orkut roofpig. really. use all three. you'll thank me later. there will be times when everett alone just will not do. when he eats the sofa, you'll want to yell "everett orkut motherfucking roofpig, i cannot believe you ate my sofa!"
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:15:58 AM
this is a face that demands more than one name. and a short bus. and maybe a bib. i love him. he's totally awesome.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i29.tinypic.com/2jg5u2t.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:16:34 AM
Quotethis is a face that demands more than one name. and a short bus. and maybe a bib.

I MEAN THE CANINE.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 13, 2009, 12:18:29 AM
Quote from: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:16:34 AM
Quotethis is a face that demands more than one name. and a short bus. and maybe a bib.

I MEAN THE CANINE.
hahahahhaha

It's too late to laugh that loud.

We shoudl have a doggy date.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:23:24 AM
that would be awesome. captain wilbur of the skies and everett orkut roofpig.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i27.tinypic.com/hvq5ab.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>


it's hard to know just how much goofiness any one person can survive.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: eo000 on August 13, 2009, 08:16:59 PM
Quote from: nishi on August 13, 2009, 12:15:58 AM
this is a face that demands more than one name. and a short bus. and maybe a bib. i love him. he's totally awesome.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i29.tinypic.com/2jg5u2t.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>
the dog looks like guy faux
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Beefy on August 14, 2009, 10:26:52 AM
His coloring is similar to the Duds.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 14, 2009, 12:04:07 PM
I love his spotty feet so much!
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 14, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
I do, too, except for where my arms are covered with bruises from being kicked by them.  He's a jumper.  Must break him of that.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: dazie on August 23, 2009, 12:58:43 PM
All the cool kids are doing it.

Meet the mutt who is for the moment called Libby.  (until about 10 minutes ago she was Polly- this is what happens when the 12 yr old is picking the name)

Got to church this morning and this pup was outside, happily accosting all comers.  Another woman and Kate and I took her to the shelter, as she's young and isn't one of the dogs that lives directly near the church.  I said to the lady at the intake desk that if nobody claimed the dog to let me know, as I'd take her.  So, rather than do a full intake, they just took the dog's info (5 months, female, probably Border Collie x Aussie Shepherd) took my info and sent her home with us.  She'll stay with us until someone claims her.  The lady at the shelter said if we didn't get a call in 3-5 days then we pretty much have a new dog.

She's a total doll.  Zeus is losing his furry little mind.  I think they'll do well together once they get used to each other.  That is- if she isn't claimed.

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Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: dazie on August 23, 2009, 01:44:46 PM
Better-ish shot.  She's just a teeny little thing.

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Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: pumpkineye on August 23, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 23, 2009, 12:58:43 PM
All the cool kids are doing it.

Meet the mutt who is for the moment called Libby.  (until about 10 minutes ago she was Polly- this is what happens when the 12 yr old is picking the name)

Got to church this morning and this pup was outside, happily accosting all comers.  Another woman and Kate and I took her to the shelter, as she's young and isn't one of the dogs that lives directly near the church.  I said to the lady at the intake desk that if nobody claimed the dog to let me know, as I'd take her.  So, rather than do a full intake, they just took the dog's info (5 months, female, probably Border Collie x Aussie Shepherd) took my info and sent her home with us.  She'll stay with us until someone claims her.  The lady at the shelter said if we didn't get a call in 3-5 days then we pretty much have a new dog.

She's a total doll.  Zeus is losing his furry little mind.  I think they'll do well together once they get used to each other.  That is- if she isn't claimed.

aww very cute.  Aussie shep and collie mix,  I don't think she'll calm down for years.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: dazie on August 23, 2009, 02:16:17 PM
She's pretty relaxed all things considered, although she and Zeus went at it- they're both deathly afraid of the dishtowel now.  (hey- I'm a hoopy frood- I know where my towel is)

We had a Border Collie mix before- we think maybe mixed with Akita or Aussie Shepherd.  She was big like an akita, but other than that looked just like a BC.  *shrug*  Who knows.  She was by far the best dog in the world.
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: Jessie on August 23, 2009, 04:09:33 PM
aww she's cute!  And Tiny.

Here's Everett out hiking today:

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs171.snc1/6411_148148375567_613645567_3795273_2299522_n.jpg)
Title: Re: What should I name my new dog (if the fostering turns into an adoption)?
Post by: dazie on August 23, 2009, 04:12:27 PM
Excellent burrs.  We just gave Polly/Libby a bath and now she's I THINK finally de-burred.