Title: Re: 26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
Post by: VikingJuice on August 14, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Awesome opening lines:
Quote Toads of glory, slugs of joy
QuoteLike a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater -- love touches you, and marks you forever.