http://www.armorgames.com/games/darkcut_popup.html
I turned it into an RPG by pretending I was in the employ of the opposite side.
Haha. I suck at that. Sorry, phantom leg.
Huh. Apparantly, I didn't kill the phantom leg person, so I cured his boils. What's next?
This game is really gross.
Whoops. But apparantly I screwed up on killing the already dead vampire by killing him. Whatever.