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General Categories => Two Legs Good.... Four Legs Sometimes Better => Topic started by: Jessie on August 27, 2006, 07:26:08 PM

Title: In my parking lot
Post by: Jessie on August 27, 2006, 07:26:08 PM
There's a litter of kittens out there.

They're cute as can be, but skittish, so you can't pet them.  How sad is THAT?
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: Infobahn on August 27, 2006, 08:08:26 PM
Kittens are Satan's pets.

/just being consistant
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: dazie on August 27, 2006, 08:21:09 PM
There was a turtle at church this morning.

/got nothing.
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:29:24 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 27, 2006, 08:21:09 PM
There was a turtle at church this morning.

/got nothing.
Why do they hold church in the morning?  Is it just to make it more irritating?
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
My family always went to Catholic mass on Sunday mornings, even though our parish offered 5:30 pm mass on Saturdays.  It was considered that the "real" Catholics went on Sundays and the Saturday people were like "Catholic Lite"

So I'm guessing it's a devotion thing. 
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
My family always went to Catholic mass on Sunday mornings, even though our parish offered 5:30 pm mass on Saturdays.  It was considered that the "real" Catholics went on Sundays and the Saturday people were like "Catholic Lite"

So I'm guessing it's a devotion thing. 
I was raised Catholic till my parents got a divorce.  They wouldn't let her attend after that.  The Catholic church can kiss my FUCKING ass.
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
My family always went to Catholic mass on Sunday mornings, even though our parish offered 5:30 pm mass on Saturdays.  It was considered that the "real" Catholics went on Sundays and the Saturday people were like "Catholic Lite"

So I'm guessing it's a devotion thing. 
I was raised Catholic till my parents got a divorce.  They wouldn't let her attend after that.  The Catholic church can kiss my FUCKING ass.

I was raised Catholic until I got pregnant before I was married...  ;)
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: ReBurn on August 28, 2006, 09:39:13 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
My family always went to Catholic mass on Sunday mornings, even though our parish offered 5:30 pm mass on Saturdays.  It was considered that the "real" Catholics went on Sundays and the Saturday people were like "Catholic Lite"

So I'm guessing it's a devotion thing. 
I was raised Catholic till my parents got a divorce.  They wouldn't let her attend after that.  The Catholic church can kiss my FUCKING ass.

I was raised Catholic until I got pregnant before I was married...  ;)
I was never raised Catholic.
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:44:31 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on August 28, 2006, 09:39:13 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
My family always went to Catholic mass on Sunday mornings, even though our parish offered 5:30 pm mass on Saturdays.  It was considered that the "real" Catholics went on Sundays and the Saturday people were like "Catholic Lite"

So I'm guessing it's a devotion thing. 
I was raised Catholic till my parents got a divorce.  They wouldn't let her attend after that.  The Catholic church can kiss my FUCKING ass.

I was raised Catholic until I got pregnant before I was married...  ;)
I was never raised Catholic.
Loser
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: ReBurn on August 28, 2006, 09:46:03 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:44:31 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on August 28, 2006, 09:39:13 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 28, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
My family always went to Catholic mass on Sunday mornings, even though our parish offered 5:30 pm mass on Saturdays.  It was considered that the "real" Catholics went on Sundays and the Saturday people were like "Catholic Lite"

So I'm guessing it's a devotion thing. 
I was raised Catholic till my parents got a divorce.  They wouldn't let her attend after that.  The Catholic church can kiss my FUCKING ass.

I was raised Catholic until I got pregnant before I was married...  ;)
I was never raised Catholic.
Loser
*sobs
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: Alice on August 28, 2006, 09:46:29 AM
I was raised Catholic and North American Baptist.


At the same time.   :-\
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: Beefy on August 28, 2006, 10:55:26 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 28, 2006, 09:37:20 AM
my FUCKING ass.

Paging Bish.
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: ReBurn on August 28, 2006, 11:00:53 AM
I hear they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.  Is this the same parking lot?  Or is it a different one?
Title: Re: In my parking lot
Post by: eo000 on August 28, 2006, 11:09:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on August 28, 2006, 11:00:53 AM
I hear they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.  Is this the same parking lot?  Or is it a different one?
damn, man. couldn't you have just used cialis?