I got Starburst out of the vending machine. It says "Limited Edition Icey Bursts Flavor Inside". Then, "Like strawbrrrrrrry? Try all the Limited edition fruit chews."
Okay so I think - one Strawbrrrry... no prob. I bite into it, so far so good then *wham* a mouth full of gross. There's like this minty crap pocket in the middle. Sick. Strawberry mint candy? There is a REASON why nobody makes those.
So I'm eating down the line. Then I pick up the next glorious pink one. MORE STRAWBRRRRY?!?!? All the strawberry ones are effing strawbrrrry. My favorite part about eating Starburst is eating the normal pink ones. :( This sucks balls.
WTF? Why?!!?!?!??!?! Why couldn't you have screwed with the red ones?!?!?!
the red ones are the best ones. I dream of having a ball of red starbursts exploding in my mouth and covering me in their red pearly goodness.
I'll stick with the sours.
My dentist told me that I couldn't eat any more candy.
Quote from: sapphirehart on August 08, 2006, 03:37:56 PM
My dentist told me that I couldn't eat any more candy.
Tell your dentist to piss up a rope.
Quote from: sapphirehart on August 08, 2006, 03:37:56 PM
My dentist told me that I couldn't eat any more candy.
Your dentist is a whore and can't be trusted. Eat the candy. Eat it.
candy is supposed to make you happy alice, not pissed off. they have obviously failed.