So last week I tossed my towel over the shower curtain rod to dry. It hit the shower head, knocked it onto the floor, and cracked it.
Yesterday we hit Target (go ahead and laugh if you like) for various items including a new shower head. Cost us $15.
I swear it's rocket-powered.
Can't find it on Target.com but like I said, $15...
My shower sucks. What's funny about Target?
"yesterday we hit target"
I :heart: Target.
Well, the ones I'm not banned from.
Ah
Who was it that had some Target affiliation?
We used to tease LTG about working at Target.
I think your joke was off the mark (laugh here if you feel it appropriate).
I don't like my shower to be TOO strong. I don't want it to sting, you know?
Quote from: DownSouth on July 31, 2006, 10:28:29 AM
We used to tease LTG about working at Target.
That's it. I was thinking Info, but I was pretty sure that wasn't it.
I like Target, except for their "plus size" clothing. It all looks like fucking muumuus. It's already embarassing enough to have an ass the size of Cleveland- but do I have to wear ugly clothing because of it?
I love Target, too. Much better than Wal-Mart.
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 10:34:00 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 31, 2006, 10:28:29 AM
We used to tease LTG about working at Target.
That's it. I was thinking Info, but I was pretty sure that wasn't it.
I like Target, except for their "plus size" clothing. It all looks like fucking muumuus. It's already embarassing enough to have an ass the size of Cleveland- but do I have to wear ugly clothing because of it?
Heh. Their plus-size clothing for dudes doesn't even approach fitting across my shoulders.
There are very few things Ursus can wear from there too.
We have a "Super Target" here- it has groceries. Very odd.
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 10:50:15 AM
There are very few things Ursus can wear from there too.
We have a "Super Target" here- it has groceries. Very odd.
They're building one a few miles away. We already have a Super Walmart up the street. I don't buy perishable groceries from there, but for stuff like cereal, bread, milk, snacks, and cleaning supplies, the prices are way better. Esp. since the nearest Sam's Club/Costco is 45 minutes away.
They're building a SuperWalMart here. People are up in ARMS about it.
The Sam's and Walmart are next to each other on this side of town. I won't go to Walmart for anything.
The only way we could move to Idaho is when HB check to see if there was a Target here.
We gave up "SuperTargets" when we moved from the land-o-Targets, Minnesota.
The one here doesn't have a pharmacy. It's not a "Greatland" or a "Super" - we hope the expand.
Quote from: DownSouth on July 31, 2006, 10:59:42 AM
The Sam's and Walmart are next to each other on this side of town. I won't go to Walmart for anything.
I don't make enough money to avoid Walmart.
Targets Fat Chick section is getting MUCH better. I've found a few cute things there recently.
We live too far away from Wal-Mart and Sams...it is about a 30 minute drive. Target is about 20 minutes away, but there is more in the area, so we don't mind it much.
Our neighbor works for Wal-Mart's corporate office. She is a trip.
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:02:41 AM
Targets Fat Chick section is getting MUCH better. I've found a few cute things there recently.
They don't have much in the way of bathrobes, we found. We ended up at Kohl's to pick up a bathrobe for when the wife is walking around the hospital.
Quote from: Listener on July 31, 2006, 11:05:43 AM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:02:41 AM
Targets Fat Chick section is getting MUCH better. I've found a few cute things there recently.
They don't have much in the way of bathrobes, we found. We ended up at Kohl's to pick up a bathrobe for when the wife is walking around the hospital.
OMG - I saw the cutest thing at Burlington Coat Factory - it's a giant circular towel with an elastic band around the top. I want one.
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:11:03 AM
Quote from: Listener on July 31, 2006, 11:05:43 AM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:02:41 AM
Targets Fat Chick section is getting MUCH better. I've found a few cute things there recently.
They don't have much in the way of bathrobes, we found. We ended up at Kohl's to pick up a bathrobe for when the wife is walking around the hospital.
OMG - I saw the cutest thing at Burlington Coat Factory - it's a giant circular towel with an elastic band around the top. I want one.
Like a skirt?
Quote from: jessie on July 31, 2006, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:11:03 AM
Quote from: Listener on July 31, 2006, 11:05:43 AM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:02:41 AM
Targets Fat Chick section is getting MUCH better. I've found a few cute things there recently.
They don't have much in the way of bathrobes, we found. We ended up at Kohl's to pick up a bathrobe for when the wife is walking around the hospital.
OMG - I saw the cutest thing at Burlington Coat Factory - it's a giant circular towel with an elastic band around the top. I want one.
Like a skirt?
Except you wear it above your boobs and it goes to your knees.
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:17:52 AM
Quote from: jessie on July 31, 2006, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:11:03 AM
Quote from: Listener on July 31, 2006, 11:05:43 AM
Quote from: Alice on July 31, 2006, 11:02:41 AM
Targets Fat Chick section is getting MUCH better. I've found a few cute things there recently.
They don't have much in the way of bathrobes, we found. We ended up at Kohl's to pick up a bathrobe for when the wife is walking around the hospital.
OMG - I saw the cutest thing at Burlington Coat Factory - it's a giant circular towel with an elastic band around the top. I want one.
Like a skirt?
Except you wear it above your boobs and it goes to your knees.
I'd like that even more if it went to my ankles. That's cool, though.
you amish?
I was thinking Mennonite
Jessie is a terrierist.
HAH! That made me choke on my watermelon.
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 04:01:16 PM
HAH! That made me choke on my watermelon.
Is this alcoholic watermelon?
Aren't Wal-Mart and Sam's both owned by the Walton group? We have a Sam's Club. No Wal-Mart. No Target. No K-Mart. No Sonic. No White Castle. No In-N-Out Burger.
I went to the Target by my dad's house once. I bought some shampoo. It wasn't a Super Target, but the Wal-Mart next door was. But I didn't go there.
Towel-i-ban cracked me up. And reminded me of the joke my boss told me today. I'm no good at jokes, but I'll try to remember it.
A Taliban was stumbling through the desert, dying of thirst, when he happens upon a kiosk. "Water," he croaks to the vendor.
"Sorry. I only sell ties. All ties $5. Want a tie?" asks the vendor.
"Dirty Jew! I don't want any ties! I just need water!" spits the Taliban.
"Well, if you need water, I know of a restaurant about 2.5 miles in that direction. All the water you could want there."
So the Taliban shuffles off, muttering "Dirty Jew" under his breath as he goes.
A couple of hours later, he returns to the kiosk. "Okay, here's $5. Give me a tie."
The vendor asks, "Why the change of heart?"
"Your damn brother won't let me in his restaurant without one."
(it was funnier when he told it)
There is a Target in Bowie. I remember HB complaining that was too far to live from a Target, if we were moving there. The next thing I know, I am looking for homes in Bowie...
Now I am in Idaho. WTF?
Yeah. I don't go to Bowie. Well, I went there once to meet Mr. and Mrs. BigDun and Cnamon for dinner. And I've been to a couple of Bowie Baysox games. And once I went to Lowe's, 'cause Grumpus wanted to get his dad a Lowe's gift certificate for something. But other than that, no Bowie.
What's that really big cool mall with the Egyptian movie theatre? Somewhere in MD near Baltimore.
I went there. It was cool.
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 09:28:29 PM
What's that really big cool mall with the Egyptian movie theatre? Somewhere in MD near Baltimore.
I went there. It was cool.
Arundel Mills.
But there's no Target there. :D
Sam's and Walmart are both owned by the Walton company.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 01, 2006, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 09:28:29 PM
What's that really big cool mall with the Egyptian movie theatre? Somewhere in MD near Baltimore.
I went there. It was cool.
Arundel Mills.
But there's no Target there. :D
That's it. Very cool mall.
Quote from: dazie on August 01, 2006, 08:35:38 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 01, 2006, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 09:28:29 PM
What's that really big cool mall with the Egyptian movie theatre? Somewhere in MD near Baltimore.
I went there. It was cool.
Arundel Mills.
But there's no Target there. :D
That's it. Very cool mall.
It's an outlet mall. We go there every once in a while.
Gamp, we were out on the Eastern Shore on Sunday at our friends' beach house. I mentioned that I still have not been to Annapolis. That will be rectified soon.
That's an outlet mall??
Quote from: Dottie Lou on August 01, 2006, 09:56:21 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 01, 2006, 08:35:38 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 01, 2006, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 09:28:29 PM
What's that really big cool mall with the Egyptian movie theatre? Somewhere in MD near Baltimore.
I went there. It was cool.
Arundel Mills.
But there's no Target there. :D
That's it. Very cool mall.
It's an outlet mall. We go there every once in a while.
Gamp, we were out on the Eastern Shore on Sunday at our friends' beach house. I mentioned that I still have not been to Annapolis. That will be rectified soon.
Ocean beach or Bay beach? Annapolis is fun and cute.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 01, 2006, 11:05:26 AM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on August 01, 2006, 09:56:21 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 01, 2006, 08:35:38 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 01, 2006, 06:02:12 AM
Quote from: dazie on July 31, 2006, 09:28:29 PM
What's that really big cool mall with the Egyptian movie theatre? Somewhere in MD near Baltimore.
I went there. It was cool.
Arundel Mills.
But there's no Target there. :D
That's it. Very cool mall.
It's an outlet mall. We go there every once in a while.
Gamp, we were out on the Eastern Shore on Sunday at our friends' beach house. I mentioned that I still have not been to Annapolis. That will be rectified soon.
Ocean beach or Bay beach? Annapolis is fun and cute.
Bay.
how is the new shower head holding up :???: :???: :???: :???: :???:
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on August 01, 2006, 12:19:28 PM
how is the new shower head holding up :???: :???: :???: :???: :???:
Fine so far.