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Title: I want a cat.
Post by: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 07:42:25 PM
My cat Chewie (my avatar), died in May.  I really miss having a cat, and have little fantasies of finding another Chewie at the shelter.  Should I wait to get another until I stop missing him so much?   Or is it better to have another pet to focus on to help you get over the loss?   
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Jessie on June 27, 2006, 07:48:54 PM
I think having a kitten helps everything.

How can you be sad with a kitten in the house?
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:50:41 PM
When my awesome Sparky died, I was determined to wait a year before getting another cat. But the house just was missing something.  So we went to the pound to pick out a very non-Sparky cat.  But instead, I came home with another tuxedo cat.  And another cat for Grumpus (who looks quite a lot like your departed feline friend), just for shits and giggles (turns out, it was mostly for shits, giggles and vomit - but we didn't know that at the time).  And even though it was only 3 months later, it turned out to be a fantastic decision.  Except for the shit and vomit.  And it's Grumpus's cat who does that.  Mine just brings the giggles.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: dc on June 27, 2006, 07:52:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:50:41 PM
When my awesome Sparky died, I was determined to wait a year before getting another cat. But the house just was missing something.  So we went to the pound to pick out a very non-Sparky cat.  But instead, I came home with another tuxedo cat.  And another cat for Grumpus (who looks quite a lot like your departed feline friend), just for shits and giggles (turns out, it was mostly for shits, giggles and vomit - but we didn't know that at the time).  And even though it was only 3 months later, it turned out to be a fantastic decision.  Except for the shit and vomit.  And it's Grumpus's cat who does that.  Mine just brings the giggles.

Grumpus looks like that avatar?
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Whoops.  Awkward sentence structure.  Ping looks like that avatar.  Grumpus looks like William Kennedy Smith or Steve Case.  But less criminal and less rich, respectively.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Jessie on June 27, 2006, 07:58:24 PM
So he IS as rich as a Kennedy?

Su-weet!
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: dc on June 27, 2006, 07:59:13 PM
I still don't want a cat -- they make me sneeze (and don't get along with squirrels).  I'm not even sure about a dog at the moment.  It's been over a year since the last one passed away, and I'm not sure about another one yet.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 08:00:49 PM
I can't imagine what fun the dog owners are having with all this rain.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Whoops.  Awkward sentence structure.  Ping looks like that avatar.  Grumpus looks like William Kennedy Smith or Steve Case.  But less criminal and less rich, respectively.

I'm confused.  Is Grumpus feline or human? 
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 08:19:20 PM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Whoops.  Awkward sentence structure.  Ping looks like that avatar.  Grumpus looks like William Kennedy Smith or Steve Case.  But less criminal and less rich, respectively.

I'm confused.  Is Grumpus feline or human? 
He's most decidedly human.  Grumpus is my husband.  Ping (the throwuppy cat) and Pong (the awesome monkey cat) are feline.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Jessie on June 27, 2006, 08:19:41 PM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Whoops.  Awkward sentence structure.  Ping looks like that avatar.  Grumpus looks like William Kennedy Smith or Steve Case.  But less criminal and less rich, respectively.

I'm confused.  Is Grumpus feline or human? 
hahahhaha
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:25:20 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 08:19:20 PM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Whoops.  Awkward sentence structure.  Ping looks like that avatar.  Grumpus looks like William Kennedy Smith or Steve Case.  But less criminal and less rich, respectively.

I'm confused.  Is Grumpus feline or human? 
He's most decidedly human.  Grumpus is my husband.  Ping (the throwuppy cat) and Pong (the awesome monkey cat) are feline.

Oh my.  My apologies for mistaking your husband for a cat.  I need some kind of cheat code that will fill me in on such things.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Beefy on June 27, 2006, 08:29:16 PM
What about...

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Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 08:29:41 PM
Laugh it up, BatShiatCrazy Jessie. Grumpus is gonna twack ya.

No worries, RAG.  Mind if I call you RAG?  

And just for the aww! factor (shut up all you people who've seen this picture before), Ping and Pong when they were kittens.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/gamplayerx/kitties2.jpg)
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Jessie on June 27, 2006, 08:32:39 PM
Ginormous.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:33:51 PM
Quote from: Crom! on June 27, 2006, 08:29:16 PM
What about...

Thanks a lot.  I won't be able to sleep tonight now.  Why is his torso so impossibly smooth and slug-like?  Does he never leave his cage?
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:35:04 PM
Awww.  Ping and Pong are adorable!
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 08:45:58 PM
Quote from: Jessie on June 27, 2006, 08:32:39 PM
Ginormous.
Is it?  Sorry.  I have a really huge monitor.  I sometimes forget about the less well-endowed.

Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:35:04 PM
Awww. Ping and Pong are adorable!
They sure were.  Now they actually are ginormous.  But still funny.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Bennyhana on June 27, 2006, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 27, 2006, 08:10:37 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 27, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
Whoops.  Awkward sentence structure.  Ping looks like that avatar.  Grumpus looks like William Kennedy Smith or Steve Case.  But less criminal and less rich, respectively.

I'm confused.  Is Grumpus classified as human? 

Negative.  He is a meat popsicle.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: nishi on June 27, 2006, 10:47:06 PM
you can have mr. buddycat!

*long silence*

everyone wants mr. buddycat until they live with him.


i do know what you mean. there is a certain 'kitty presence' in the house that makes a difference. of course, missing that is how i ended up with spazztard mr. buddycat, so there's your cautionary tale.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Alice on June 28, 2006, 12:37:14 AM
cats suck balls.  dogs are where iss at bitchees!
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: eo000 on June 28, 2006, 05:46:44 AM
Quote from: Alice on June 28, 2006, 12:37:14 AM
cats suck balls.  dogs are where iss at bitchees!

please be the start to another drunk alice day, please be the start to another drunk alice day, please be the start to another drunk alice day!
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: dazie on June 28, 2006, 08:28:57 AM
You can have either of my cats.  Wretched creatures.

Do you all remember the story of the mouse in my boot when we lived in NV?  Well, neither of the cats nor any of the three dogs did anything about it.

Last night I was in the kitchen and a mouse ran across the counter!  It went and hid behind a picture I have on the end of the counter, and when I went to trap it in a bowl, IT WAS GONE.  (the mouse, not the bowl or the picture)  WTF?  I still have the two cats!  Why was there a mouse on my counter and where did it go??

Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: ReBurn on June 28, 2006, 08:30:56 AM
You must have union cats.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: dazie on June 28, 2006, 08:33:12 AM
The little cat DID bring a present the other night- a live bird which she dropped in my bedroom.  It immediately flopped it's way into the bookshelf, and Ursus stood there going "How am I supposed to catch it? How am I supposed to catch it?" while I grabbed Amelia to keep her from grabbing the bird again. 
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: meredith on June 28, 2006, 08:48:46 AM
i've never had a cat suck my balls.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: dazie on June 28, 2006, 08:58:10 AM
Maybe Alice could set you up with her avatar.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Alice on June 28, 2006, 09:33:21 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 28, 2006, 08:58:10 AM
Maybe Alice could set you up with her avatar.
Upon closer inspection, I think he may be a zebra.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: DownSouth on June 28, 2006, 09:40:16 AM
Quote from: Alice on June 28, 2006, 09:33:21 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 28, 2006, 08:58:10 AM
Maybe Alice could set you up with her avatar.
Upon closer inspection, I think he may be a zebra.
I did a search for cat boy.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Reverend Al Green on June 28, 2006, 10:01:44 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 27, 2006, 10:47:06 PM
you can have mr. buddycat!

*long silence*

everyone wants mr. buddycat until they live with him.


i do know what you mean. there is a certain 'kitty presence' in the house that makes a difference. of course, missing that is how i ended up with spazztard mr. buddycat, so there's your cautionary tale.

I love Mr. Buddycat...you know...just not that way.  Plus, he'd be miserable at my house.  There are no letters from the Dalai Lama to park his ass on. 
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: meredith on June 28, 2006, 10:47:51 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 28, 2006, 08:58:10 AM
Maybe Alice could set you up with her avatar.

well alice was he good at sucking your balls?
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Jessie on June 28, 2006, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 28, 2006, 10:01:44 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 27, 2006, 10:47:06 PM
you can have mr. buddycat!

*long silence*

everyone wants mr. buddycat until they live with him.


i do know what you mean. there is a certain 'kitty presence' in the house that makes a difference. of course, missing that is how i ended up with spazztard mr. buddycat, so there's your cautionary tale.

I love Mr. Buddycat...you know...just not that way.  Plus, he'd be miserable at my house.  There are no letters from the Dalai Lama to park his ass on. 

How can anyone NOT love Mr. Buddycat?  I could sit in a room with him and Fredna and never see another soul for my entire life and be content.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: ReBurn on June 28, 2006, 12:24:25 PM
Quote from: NameChangedToFitIn on June 28, 2006, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 28, 2006, 10:01:44 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 27, 2006, 10:47:06 PM
you can have mr. buddycat!

*long silence*

everyone wants mr. buddycat until they live with him.


i do know what you mean. there is a certain 'kitty presence' in the house that makes a difference. of course, missing that is how i ended up with spazztard mr. buddycat, so there's your cautionary tale.

I love Mr. Buddycat...you know...just not that way.  Plus, he'd be miserable at my house.  There are no letters from the Dalai Lama to park his ass on. 

How can anyone NOT love Mr. Buddycat?  I could sit in a room with him and Fredna and never see another soul for my entire life and be content.
Which wouldn't be for long, because they would get hungry and eat you.
Title: Re: I want a cat.
Post by: Alice on June 28, 2006, 01:00:36 PM
Quote from: NameChangedToFitIn on June 28, 2006, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Reverend Al Green on June 28, 2006, 10:01:44 AM
Quote from: nishi on June 27, 2006, 10:47:06 PM
you can have mr. buddycat!

*long silence*

everyone wants mr. buddycat until they live with him.


i do know what you mean. there is a certain 'kitty presence' in the house that makes a difference. of course, missing that is how i ended up with spazztard mr. buddycat, so there's your cautionary tale.

I love Mr. Buddycat...you know...just not that way.  Plus, he'd be miserable at my house.  There are no letters from the Dalai Lama to park his ass on. 

How can anyone NOT love Mr. Buddycat?  I could sit in a room with him and Fredna and never see another soul for my entire life and be content.
Poor Willie.  :(