I walked downstairs this morning and my living room looked trashed. I thought we had been robbed during the night.
Upon closer inspection, it was just that our couch cushions and slip cover were strewn about. Still odd... but less likely of a robbery. Cin had stayed up late last night with a friend, since she doesn't have to work today. I started wondering if they had made a pillow fort in their drunken state.
As I'm leaving, I see a note on the door:
Colleen -
Bruce decided that the pillows and couch cover thingy didn't belong on the couch anymore. WE WERE NOT ROBBED... we were Bruced. I am too fucking tired to fix it. I will fix it when you're at work. Sorry.
Cindy
PS Don't be mad at me for not stopping him. It was really cute and I couldn't yell! He was all wriggly and determined.
Oh noes! Now he has the taste of couch in his system!
Midnight ate my old couch.
That's funny.
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
eew. That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
eew. That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry! I didn't mean LITERALLY.
Bwahahahahaha!
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
eew. That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry! I didn't mean LITERALLY.
Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.
Quote from: ReBurn on June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
eew. That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry! I didn't mean LITERALLY.
Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.
Is she mammary-less too?
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
eew. That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry! I didn't mean LITERALLY.
Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.
Is she mammary-less too?
More like mammary-full. Lots and lots of milking.
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know. But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around. I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks. He knows exactly how to milk her...
eew. That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry! I didn't mean LITERALLY.
Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.
Is she mammary-less too?
Ginormous boobs.