Ok, so total Livejournal post here, but it's mildly humorous...
Right? He calls me up and I was out with a friend people watching in Rittenhouse Square. He calls me up, tells me the club he's at is awesome and that he and his fiancee are going to have a four-way with some guy and his girlfriend. Hey, good for him/them/whatever, right? Sure. Then he tells me this guy is really nice and has had two tours in Iraq, to whit I responded that he will probably enjoy his tour in Renee (my friend's fiancee) much more and he gets all pissed off at me and hangs up.
I want to know when it became considered good etiquette to call your friends to tell them that you were going to engage in freaky sex? Isn't that more of a nice announcement on an egg-shell white card with discretely raised printing? Or am I being old fashioned?
Good joke, friend needs help - if he can't take that joke how is going to take the fact that there is another man's johnson in his girlfriend?
that's a good way to start a marriage. *you don't satisfy me by yourself, let's get others involved.*
and the joke was clever
Quote from: HELIX on June 11, 2006, 07:55:39 AM
that's a good way to start a marriage. *you don't satisfy me by yourself, let's get others involved.*
and the joke was clever
I don't particularly mind polyamorous relationships, especially since he stopped trying to get me to fuck his girlfriend while he watched and that it's between consenting adults, several in fact, but it's that he has to call me and announce it. How gauche!
I realize that when you aren't Hugh Hefner that the line between being trashy and classy when engaging in group sex is a very, very thin line but c'mon, give me a break.
If he's thick-skinned enough to have and announce he's having a four way, then he ought to get over your joke.
Did anyone at least have the common decency to give a reach-around?
Maybe he was hoping you'd join in? Or film it? Or act jealous?
introducing a strange dick into the relationship is not a wise move
Sounds like they've done it before...
Quote from: dazie on June 11, 2006, 09:39:14 PM
Sounds like they've done it before...
not me, but someone I know. Someone who might be a little brother...
Quote from: swolt on June 11, 2006, 09:40:04 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 11, 2006, 09:39:14 PM
Sounds like they've done it before...
not me, but someone I know. Someone who might be a little brother...
I didn't mean you, but I sense there's a story behind this...
Quote from: dazie on June 11, 2006, 09:34:40 PM
Maybe he was hoping you'd join in? Or film it? Or act jealous?
I know he wants me to join in, but he's rather unattractive and if I am going to have to look across a girl's back while he rams her from behind, then I better well be turned on by the guy doing it. Not to mention he's one of my best friends and given my propensity for absurdity it would turn into a ridiculous over-the-top display of machismo and bad 80s porno lines.
Total mood killer.
So how'd it go? I'm assuming he'd call and let you know...
Also- why was this in "Occupy my mind!"
Haven't heard anything yet so I guess so far so good?
Maybe they're still at it. :groucho:
Quote from: dazie on June 13, 2006, 02:42:46 PM
Maybe they're still at it. :groucho:
Aw geez, I think he has work.
I should have said this earlier....
If a dude in the military that has been to Iraq is into freaky sex with strangers, there is no telling where he has been dipping his wick.
I have seen (and heard) too many things about guys (and girls) that hook up on deployment. I know of a few chicks that got pregnant in Iraq. A few came home with a little something extra on their wang.
Quote from: cnamon on June 13, 2006, 02:53:40 PM
I should have said this earlier....
If a dude in the military that has been to Iraq is into freaky sex with strangers, there is no telling where he has been dipping his wick.
I have seen (and heard) too many things about guys (and girls) that hook up on deployment. I know of a few chicks that got pregnant in Iraq. A few came home with a little something extra on their wang.
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