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General Categories => Two Legs Good.... Four Legs Sometimes Better => Topic started by: Listener on April 10, 2006, 09:54:42 AM

Title: hair or poop
Post by: Listener on April 10, 2006, 09:54:42 AM
Last night, while sitting on the couch watching Futurama, one of my cats who was next to me suddenly sat up and started horking up something.  When it came out, it was about three inches long and shaped like a poop.  I asked her why she felt the need to eat poop, and she horked up a few more small chunks of cat barf.

I cleaned it up and petted her, and then went up to bed.

Me:  "For some reason, Truffle ate a piece of poop.  She just threw it up."
Wife:  "That wasn't poop, it was a hairball."
Me:  "It smelled like poop, and it was this long."  (holds up fingers three inches apart)
Wife:  "It was a hairball."
Me:  "If you say so."

I still think it was poop -- it certainly smelled awful enough (and pooplike enough), and way worse than normal cat barf, which really doesn't smell too bad at all.  I just don't know why she would've felt the urge to eat it.

She seems okay.  She's sitting next to me right now, waiting for me to pet her.  So I will.

I know dogs eat cat poop.  But cats?  Anyone?
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: cnamon on April 10, 2006, 09:56:14 AM
I don't know, but I saw two cats fucking last night.  It was hilarious.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on April 10, 2006, 09:59:50 AM
its a hairball.   My cat horks those up too and they look just like poop.  all that matted hair in the gettin shaped up inthe stomach...   

listeniing to a cat retch is nasty..  when i find Tiger gettin ready to yak, i move him to the kitches floor so the juices dont soak into the carpet.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: swolt on April 10, 2006, 10:04:31 AM
Quote from: Listener on April 10, 2006, 09:54:42 AM
" ... and it was this long."  (holds up fingers three inches apart)
Wife:  "It was a hairball."
Me:  "If you say so."
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: ReBurn on April 10, 2006, 10:15:44 AM
What did the taste test tell you?
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 10, 2006, 10:54:36 AM
It was a hair ball.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Jessie on April 10, 2006, 10:56:55 AM
This thread really goes well with my lunch.

It was a hairball.

Score 1 for Mrs. Listener!
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Listener on April 10, 2006, 02:44:08 PM
Blast!  Damn you all!

:)
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:51:20 AM
If it were poop, it would have come out in smaller chunks.  A cat is not going to swallow something three inches long without chewing it.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 11, 2006, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:51:20 AM
If it were poop, it would have come out in smaller chunks.  A cat is not going to swallow something three inches long without chewing it.
A cat is also not going to eat poop.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 11, 2006, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:51:20 AM
If it were poop, it would have come out in smaller chunks.  A cat is not going to swallow something three inches long without chewing it.
A cat is also not going to eat poop.
Unless they're licking their own ass and get some from there.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 11, 2006, 11:03:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 11, 2006, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:51:20 AM
If it were poop, it would have come out in smaller chunks.  A cat is not going to swallow something three inches long without chewing it.
A cat is also not going to eat poop.
Unless they're licking their own ass and get some from there.
That's completely different all together.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Alice on April 11, 2006, 11:09:56 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 11, 2006, 11:03:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 11, 2006, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Alice on April 11, 2006, 10:51:20 AM
If it were poop, it would have come out in smaller chunks.  A cat is not going to swallow something three inches long without chewing it.
A cat is also not going to eat poop.
Unless they're licking their own ass and get some from there.
That's completely different all together.
Enabler.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: DownSouth on April 11, 2006, 11:33:32 AM
This is disgusting.
Title: Re: hair or poop
Post by: Listener on April 11, 2006, 11:34:12 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 11, 2006, 11:33:32 AM
This is disgusting.


Don't complain.  You didn't have to clean it up.