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Title: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Listener on January 31, 2006, 01:15:19 PM
I've been home during the day (on weekdays) for the past few days (working early mornings), and at least 10 times over the course of the day I've heard what sounds like either a cellphone on vibrate sitting on a wooden table or someone turning a vibrator on and off.  It's not a cellphone -- all the cellphones in the house are right next to me and not ringing -- so there must be a ghost with a sex toy hanging around here somewhere.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Beefy on January 31, 2006, 01:19:59 PM
Maybe it's taking a ride on the spin cycle.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on April 01, 2006, 04:37:03 PM
dont be blamin ghosts.   

1)  your home alone and you hear a vibrating sound
2)  your home alone
3) your home ALONE
4) your trying to blame it on someone/something else.

i think even a vibrating sound follow the same rule as farts,   you smelt it you delt it...

GUILTY AS CHARGED..   next case.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: nishi on April 01, 2006, 05:40:57 PM
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Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Bennyhana on April 06, 2006, 12:05:12 PM
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Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 06, 2006, 12:15:11 PM
rat in me kitchen

What I'ma gonna do?
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: meredith on April 06, 2006, 03:21:27 PM
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Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: dazie on April 06, 2006, 03:47:00 PM
 :noway:

will someone think of the bandwidth!
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 06, 2006, 04:09:09 PM
I'm gonna fix dat rat, dat's what me gonna do

I'm gonna fix dat rat
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 06, 2006, 04:09:09 PM
I'm gonna fix dat rat, dat's what me gonna do

I'm gonna fix dat rat

wtf?
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 06, 2006, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 04:10:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 06, 2006, 04:09:09 PM
I'm gonna fix dat rat, dat's what me gonna do

I'm gonna fix dat rat

wtf?
Everytime I see this thread, it reminds me of the song.  So I just keep singing it.  http://www.ub40.co.uk/singlesratinmi.php
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: cnamon on April 06, 2006, 04:24:28 PM
I always think
"Clouds in my Coffee"

I BET YOU THINK THIS SONG IS ABOUT YOU!
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:43:59 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.

i have one.  oh yeah, got a new place with my bestfriend and little sister.  we move in tomorrow and this weekend.

here is a picture of our new kitchen and my hand:
(http://i2.tinypic.com/t6b13d.jpg)
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:43:59 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.

i have one.  oh yeah, got a new place with my bestfriend and little sister.  we move in tomorrow and this weekend.

here is a picture of our new kitchen and my hand:
(http://i2.tinypic.com/t6b13d.jpg)
Must suck having to sit on the floor.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:43:59 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.

i have one.  oh yeah, got a new place with my bestfriend and little sister.  we move in tomorrow and this weekend.

here is a picture of our new kitchen and my hand:
(http://kitchen)
Must suck having to sit on the floor.

we haven't moved in yet.  the barstools come with the house.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
Thanks!  The injury is fine.  It turned out to be nothing more than a couple of pulled muscles, some hurt pride, and the doctor telling me that I'm not getting any younger.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Jessie on April 06, 2006, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
Thanks!  The injury is fine.  It turned out to be nothing more than a couple of pulled muscles, some hurt pride, and the doctor telling me that I'm not getting any younger.
Man up, Nancy.

I'm going to bed because much like you, I'm not getting any younger.  I've worked 50 hours this week and have only slept about 20ish since Saturday morning when I got up. 
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: Jessie on April 06, 2006, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
Thanks!  The injury is fine.  It turned out to be nothing more than a couple of pulled muscles, some hurt pride, and the doctor telling me that I'm not getting any younger.
Man up, Nancy.

I'm going to bed because much like you, I'm not getting any younger.  I've worked 50 hours this week and have only slept about 20ish since Saturday morning when I got up. 

hey good night grandma jessie... god. why don't you take your bengay with you.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:53:40 PM
Good night!

When you close your eyes
Do you dream about me?
When you go to sleep at night,
Do you dream about me?


I really like Night Ranger.  Gosh I'm old.

And stop calling me Nancy.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:01:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...
Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:01:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...
Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

:'(
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:08:07 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:01:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...
Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

:'(
Nice typing.
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:08:07 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:01:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...
Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

:'(
Nice typing.
tink so?
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:08:07 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 07:01:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:55:07 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:45:04 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 06, 2006, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: pumpkineye on April 06, 2006, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 06, 2006, 06:24:15 PM
I think I'd like some coffee.  Too bad I don't have any.

ReBurn, go have green tea instead.
Go get a kitchen first.
My kitchen is actually still intact.  At least until Saturday.  I hurt myself last weekend so my wife wouldn't let me demolish anything.  That's just as well, though.  Because I made some really good lasagna.

oh, i didn't realize that you were losing a kitchen, so I though DS was making some random statement.

I hope your injury from last weekend is better!
It's a chat thing, loser!

man I remember back in the day with I was a chatitard too...
Yeah, I tink  remember you.  Andy?  Andrew?  Anderson?

:'(
Nice typing.
tink so?
SC education
Title: Re: vibrator in my living room
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 07, 2006, 06:17:03 AM
Congrats on the new place, PE!

I'm still singing UB40.