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Title: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Infobahn on December 25, 2005, 01:45:59 PM
I used to hate Jimmy Dean sausage.  What does a country singer know about breakfast meat?  For the longest time, I would avoid their products.

After being lulled into acceptance of Jimmy Dean by the "Sun and Family" commercials, I thought it would be nice to use their product (Sausage Breakfast Skillets).  Christmas morning, I started preparing the prodcut as directed, to find out the fine people at Jimmy Dean forgot to put in the sausage and green peppers (as was labled on the bag).  Just the potato, onion, and red pepper was in the bag, despite what the lable said.

I am pissed.  We will see what they are going to do to make it up to me.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Infobahn on December 25, 2005, 04:01:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
TRAGEDY!
Hey, I wanted SAUSAGE.

(You Damn Bacon Lover)
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 04:05:19 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 25, 2005, 04:01:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
TRAGEDY!
Hey, I wanted SAUSAGE.

(You Damn Bacon Lover)
I had mucho bacon and sausage today.  Mmmm!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
Don't be Jive Talkin'! :-\
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 04:27:30 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
Don't be Jive Talkin'! :-\
Haha.  Beefy likes the Bee Gees.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 04:38:28 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 04:27:30 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
Don't be Jive Talkin'! :-\
Haha.  Beefy likes the Bee Gees.

I have their 2-disc Greatest Hits compilation ;D
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 04:38:28 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 04:27:30 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 04:23:06 PM
Don't be Jive Talkin'! :-\
Haha.  Beefy likes the Bee Gees.

I have their 2-disc Greatest Hits compilation ;D
I knew it!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ignom on December 25, 2005, 07:02:35 PM
Speaking of the Bee Gees, Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band was on Sundance Channel earlier, but sadly my mom doesn't get Sundance. I wonder how long I could have left it on before someone else complained.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 25, 2005, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

Dammit!

Would it be possible for someone to put that song in the dump and put me out of my misery?  Thanks!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 25, 2005, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

Dammit!

Would it be possible for someone to put that song in the dump and put me out of my misery?  Thanks!

Look some time after ten minutes from now.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 25, 2005, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 25, 2005, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 25, 2005, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

Dammit!

Would it be possible for someone to put that song in the dump and put me out of my misery?  Thanks!

Look some time after ten minutes from now.
Very helpful.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 25, 2005, 10:38:18 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 25, 2005, 01:45:59 PM
I used to hate Jimmy Dean sausage.  What does a country singer know about breakfast meat?  For the longest time, I would avoid their products.

After being lulled into acceptance of Jimmy Dean by the "Sun and Family" commercials, I thought it would be nice to use their product (Sausage Breakfast Skillets).  Christmas morning, I started preparing the prodcut as directed, to find out the fine people at Jimmy Dean forgot to put in the sausage and green peppers (as was labled on the bag).  Just the potato, onion, and red pepper was in the bag, despite what the lable said.

I am pissed.  We will see what they are going to do to make it up to me.

well you can only make so much sausage out of a guy.   after that you need to use a filler of lesbians and kittens.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: BigDun on December 25, 2005, 11:08:37 PM
mmm... lesbian kitten sausage.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 11:10:56 PM
My work here is done. 

Except I can't leave without some ... mmmm ... lesbian kitten sausage!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 25, 2005, 11:56:33 PM
Jimmy Dean sausage is good.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: BigDun on December 26, 2005, 12:14:59 AM
Jimmy Dean sausage is what I stuff my rigatoni noodles with when I make rigatoni.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Infobahn on December 26, 2005, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 25, 2005, 11:10:56 PM
My work here is done.

Except I can't leave without some ... mmmm ... lesbian kitten sausage!
Jimmy Dean Still Sucks
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: dazie on December 27, 2005, 09:23:01 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 09:27:37 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.
Maybe the sausage in Kentucky is, but not the sausage where I live...
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:58:58 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 09:23:01 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.

scrapple?  :WTF:
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: dazie on December 27, 2005, 10:12:22 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:58:58 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 09:23:01 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.

scrapple?  :WTF:

oh you silly vegetarians... you don't know what you're missing!  Scrapple is made of the parts that were passed over for sausage, mixed together with corn meal.  I like to slice it thin (it comes in loafs), dredge it in flour and fry it up.  Good with syrup or ketchup.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Infobahn on December 27, 2005, 10:14:29 AM
I called Jommy Dean.  Barely a "were sorry".  They are sending us a coupon for a new bag.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on December 27, 2005, 10:18:24 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 27, 2005, 10:14:29 AM
placeholder for my comment
What are you watching on the teebee there, Infobahn?  Not a comedy, I guess.  Or not a good one.  :)
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 10:20:47 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 10:12:22 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:58:58 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 27, 2005, 09:23:01 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: Jessie on December 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM
Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.

scrapple?  :WTF:

oh you silly vegetarians... you don't know what you're missing!  Scrapple is made of the parts that were passed over for sausage, mixed together with corn meal.  I like to slice it thin (it comes in loafs), dredge it in flour and fry it up.  Good with syrup or ketchup.

YUK  and you kiss people with that mouth??
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Infobahn on December 27, 2005, 10:21:36 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 27, 2005, 10:18:24 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 27, 2005, 10:14:29 AM
placeholder for my comment
What are you watching on the teebee there, Infobahn? Not a comedy, I guess. Or not a good one. :)
Babybahn and I are working on my laptop.  We are probably looking at the "Bob the Builder" site.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:22:28 AM
Scrapple looks like it has gravel in it.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 10:22:42 AM
the only thing that sounds good right now.  is slice and fried potatoes, buttered and seasoned,  with green pepper and onions with *MY* veggie meat and scrambled eggs.  cooked and mixed up all together with s &p and ketchup.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:23:27 AM
veggie meat.  Is that like an oxymoron or something?
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: dazie on December 27, 2005, 10:23:37 AM
Damn.  That does sound good.  I'm hungry.   :-\
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:23:27 AM
veggie meat.  Is that like an oxymoron or something?

apparently..  other people need enlightened...

even vegetables have the term meat used.  evolve please, evolve..


and it is good.  i made a whole pan of it for myself the other day and DAMN i wanted more.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:27:46 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:23:27 AM
veggie meat.  Is that like an oxymoron or something?

apparently..  other people need enlightened...

even vegetables have the term meat used.  evolve please, evolve..


and it is good.  i made a whole pan of it for myself the other day and DAMN i wanted more.
Hey, I like vegetables!



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Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 10:33:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:27:46 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 10:25:21 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:23:27 AM
veggie meat.  Is that like an oxymoron or something?

apparently..  other people need enlightened...

even vegetables have the term meat used.  evolve please, evolve..


and it is good.  i made a whole pan of it for myself the other day and DAMN i wanted more.
Hey, I like vegetables!



she would prolly taste best doused in tabasco or soy... unsure.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: Infobahn on December 27, 2005, 10:43:53 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/6/78046429_d32c667098_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 10:44:52 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 27, 2005, 10:43:53 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/6/78046429_d32c667098_o.jpg)
haha!