Poll
Question:
Marshmallow squooshing
Option 1: Absotively! All the cool people do it.
votes: 3
Option 2: No. I'm weird like jessie. Poor me.
votes: 3
Option 3: Mmmmm. Sticky.
votes: 2
Option 4: Pie.
votes: 3
Have you ever smooshed up a marshmallow so that you get all the air out and it turns into sticky syrupy taffy stuff?
Or are you a weirdo like jessie?
FalloutBoy is eating smores off of Kitwillys naked body.
You are the weirdo, weirdo.
eew. I don't play with my food. Were you people raised in a barn or something??
I have never squished. But I am not opposed to it.
Quote from: DownSouth on November 29, 2005, 01:04:19 PM
FalloutBoy is eating smores off of Kitwillys naked body.
DownSouth is eating one of these right now.
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Quote from: dazie on November 29, 2005, 01:06:00 PM
eew. I don't play with my food. Were you people raised in a barn or something??
Playing with food is one of life's greatest joys. You must be one of them jessie weirdos.
Quote from: FalloutBoy on November 29, 2005, 01:07:15 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on November 29, 2005, 01:04:19 PM
FalloutBoy is eating smores off of Kitwillys naked body.
DownSouth is eating one of these right now.
I only get a Kitwilly sundae on my birthdays.
I once wrote the following on the subject of eating foods in alternative ways:
QuoteIt's apparent that the napster generation has NO respect for intellectual property. Those Candies were DESIGNED and ENGINEERED by hard working folks like yourselves. They painstakingly created juxtapositions of tastes and textures that are experienced properly ONLY AS A WHOLE. It is a violation of the CMCA (Cuisine Millenium Candy Act) law to eat candy in any way other than that intended by the manufacturer. It's a worse violation than misusing Toilet bowl cleaner, for God's sake. There are only two loopholes: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Oreo cookes. They advertised alternative eating methods before the CMCA was passed, so you're free to do with those what you will.
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Yeah, mellowing marshes is difficult. Not many foods can handle it.
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I think that it is much easier to just go buy a bag. I like the little multicolored ones.
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:31:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I think that it is much easier to just go buy a bag. I like the little multicolored ones.
I'm not really going to make marshmallows. What do you think I am? Some sort of chef or something?
I wonder what Lucky Charms marshmallows are made out of.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:31:59 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:31:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I think that it is much easier to just go buy a bag. I like the little multicolored ones.
I'm not really going to make marshmallows. What do you think I am? Some sort of chef or something?
I also like the marshmallow creme in the jar. That stuff is good between graham crackers.
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:36:04 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:31:59 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:31:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I think that it is much easier to just go buy a bag. I like the little multicolored ones.
I'm not really going to make marshmallows. What do you think I am? Some sort of chef or something?
I also like the marshmallow creme in the jar. That stuff is good between graham crackers.
13:03:30 [jessie] my grandma used to make us marshmallow creme sandwiches on graham crackers
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
and if you use less gelatin, you can make marshmallow fluff - perfect for one of my favorite sundaes, called a 'tin roof' - vanilla ice cream, bittersweet chocolate syrup, marshmallow flull and either lightly salted peanuts or pecans. i prefer pecans, but i don't think they're as legitimate in this as the peanuts are.
Quote from: Jessie on November 29, 2005, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:36:04 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:31:59 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:31:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I think that it is much easier to just go buy a bag. I like the little multicolored ones.
I'm not really going to make marshmallows. What do you think I am? Some sort of chef or something?
I also like the marshmallow creme in the jar. That stuff is good between graham crackers.
13:03:30 [jessie] my grandma used to make us marshmallow creme sandwiches on graham crackers
Your grandma was cool.
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:50:01 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 29, 2005, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:36:04 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:31:59 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 29, 2005, 01:31:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I think that it is much easier to just go buy a bag. I like the little multicolored ones.
I'm not really going to make marshmallows. What do you think I am? Some sort of chef or something?
I also like the marshmallow creme in the jar. That stuff is good between graham crackers.
13:03:30 [jessie] my grandma used to make us marshmallow creme sandwiches on graham crackers
Your grandma was cool.
Yes, yes she was.
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Look at you all smiley. Hi, Bish!
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Look at you all smiley. Hi, Bish!
Look at you! All smiley too! But where did your boobies go?
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Look at you all smiley. Hi, Bish!
Look at you! All smiley too! But where did your boobies go?
Hmm. Maybe I should stop being Grumpus.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Look at you all smiley. Hi, Bish!
Look at you! All smiley too! But where did your boobies go?
Hmm. Maybe I should stop being Grumpus.
I'm not saying that I want to make out with you any less....
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:29:43 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Look at you all smiley. Hi, Bish!
Look at you! All smiley too! But where did your boobies go?
Hmm. Maybe I should stop being Grumpus.
I'm not saying that I want to make out with you any less....
Too late. I already turned into myself. But perhaps Grumpus will be around later for your making out pleasure.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:29:43 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:25:51 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on November 29, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
We used to whip those jumbo marshmellows at my Dalmation at top speed. She'd snatch them right out of the air and gulp them down. Talented girl, she was.
Look at you all smiley. Hi, Bish!
Look at you! All smiley too! But where did your boobies go?
Hmm. Maybe I should stop being Grumpus.
I'm not saying that I want to make out with you any less....
Too late. I already turned into myself. But perhaps Grumpus will be around later for your making out pleasure.
I'm not choosey. However, given that self satisfied smile of yours, I'm going to guess you have some self esteem. Which basically means you're not the kind of girl that will sleep with me. I like to bag the low hanging fruit.
smooshed, roasted over the campfire, baked, raw, whatever, they're all yummy.
Frozen marshmallows are better.
Timothy just ate 5 of them.
Quote from: Jessie on November 29, 2005, 08:13:56 PM
Timothy just ate 5 of them.
Have him do the chubby bunny thing. Stuff as many marshmellows into your mouth as will fit and then stuff a few more!!
He just went to bed.
I hope he brushed his teeth first. Marshmallows are good, but they can stick to your teeth, causing tooth decay.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 29, 2005, 01:29:24 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 29, 2005, 01:20:46 PM
i couldn't think of a more artificial food that marshmellows
Doesn't look all that artificial to me (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question128.htm). Hey! There's a recipe. We should all make marshmallows!
I stand corrected. But that is like special homemmade marshmellows. As the Lucky Charms comment indicates, what is the dollar store marshmellows made of?
answer?
Filipino babies.
We were just discussing putting one on the end of a jackhammer yesterday in a meeting.
Your tax dollars at work.
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
My uncle's like that, too. I never felt more awkward than when he told a friend of mine how articulate he was. My buddy just laughed.
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
My uncle's like that, too. I never felt more awkward than when he told a friend of mine how articulate he was. My buddy just laughed.
Cin went as Trinity for Halloween one year and was in all black vinyl. Her grandma said, in front of about 10 of us, "You're shinier than a n*****s eye in the dark." We all just stood there, staring. I don't think anybody moved or said a word for at least 5 minutes.
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
My uncle's like that, too. I never felt more awkward than when he told a friend of mine how articulate he was. My buddy just laughed.
Cin went as Trinity for Halloween one year and was in all black vinyl. Her grandma said, in front of about 10 of us, "You're shinier than a n*****s eye in the dark." We all just stood there, staring. I don't think anybody moved or said a word for at least 5 minutes.
I'll never see the Matrix in the same way again.
Trinity had a chin.
Unless there really was no chin.
Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 09:47:20 AM
Trinity had a chin.
Unless there really was no chin.
I think people were too busy staring at the gigantor boobs wrapped in shiny vinyl - they didn't notice the glitch in the chin matrix.
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
My uncle's like that, too. I never felt more awkward than when he told a friend of mine how articulate he was. My buddy just laughed.
Cin went as Trinity for Halloween one year and was in all black vinyl. Her grandma said, in front of about 10 of us, "You're shinier than a n*****s eye in the dark." We all just stood there, staring. I don't think anybody moved or said a word for at least 5 minutes.
Wow.
Quote from: cnamon on January 27, 2006, 11:25:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
My uncle's like that, too. I never felt more awkward than when he told a friend of mine how articulate he was. My buddy just laughed.
Cin went as Trinity for Halloween one year and was in all black vinyl. Her grandma said, in front of about 10 of us, "You're shinier than a n*****s eye in the dark." We all just stood there, staring. I don't think anybody moved or said a word for at least 5 minutes.
Wow.
Yeah. She grew up in Chicago in the 30's... she was bound to be a little on the racist side.
Also, I sat in her poop one day. Which made me wretch everywyere. They have a dark wooden toilet seat in their downstairs bathroom - I sat down one day and *squish*. Still makes me shudder.
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 11:35:45 AM
Quote from: cnamon on January 27, 2006, 11:25:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 09:33:28 AM
Quote from: Alice on January 27, 2006, 09:30:16 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 26, 2006, 07:07:51 PM
What kind of sick meeting discusses putting filipino babies on the end of a jackhammer? A pneumatic press maybe, but not a jackhammer.
My roomate dated a Filipino guy once. Her grandma told him how nice he was, "for a colored boy".
Her grandma must know my uncle.
She had some great racist remarks. It always made you feel uncomfortable - but it was like she just said them because that's how she was raised. She was never anything but nice to people of different races... she just sometimes put her foot in her mouth.
My uncle's like that, too. I never felt more awkward than when he told a friend of mine how articulate he was. My buddy just laughed.
Cin went as Trinity for Halloween one year and was in all black vinyl. Her grandma said, in front of about 10 of us, "You're shinier than a n*****s eye in the dark." We all just stood there, staring. I don't think anybody moved or said a word for at least 5 minutes.
Wow.
Yeah. She grew up in Chicago in the 30's... she was bound to be a little on the racist side.
Also, I sat in her poop one day. Which made me wretch everywyere. They have a dark wooden toilet seat in their downstairs bathroom - I sat down one day and *squish*. Still makes me shudder.
Remember the trend back in the day of dark toilets? So dark that you couldn't see what was inside them? So you didn't know if the person before you flushed or not?
Yeah, I didn't care for that.