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General Categories => Two Legs Good.... Four Legs Sometimes Better => Topic started by: sapphirehart on November 20, 2005, 08:30:19 PM

Title: Holy Cow!
Post by: sapphirehart on November 20, 2005, 08:30:19 PM
My dog just farted and then turned and looked at me as if I was the one that made that horribly stinky smell.
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Post by: dazie on November 20, 2005, 08:31:23 PM
My dog burps in my face constantly.

Dumb dogs.
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Post by: Gamplayerx on November 20, 2005, 08:33:15 PM
I thought there'd be pictures of horsies in here.  But nooooo.  It's all about dog gas.  Lame!
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Post by: snizwilk on November 20, 2005, 09:15:12 PM
give your dog some of those fish oil capsules for coat maintenance... enjoy the aroma that follows and follows and follows and follows... fish farts are the worst.
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Post by: Listener on November 21, 2005, 04:48:29 PM
My cats are generally well-behaved when it comes to making stinkies, but my goddaughter's cat not only has the most horrific breath I have ever smelled, but last time I picked her up and she farted.

Smoky's breath smells so bad that even if she meows at your feet, you can still smell it.
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Post by: VikingJuice on November 21, 2005, 05:06:28 PM
My aunt used to have 2 dogs that were infmamous for releasing room clearing farts with serious volume, and then leaving the room.  They seemed to specialize in doing this when company was over.  They were eventually banned from all people events because of their gassy skills!