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Title: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: DownSouth on November 01, 2005, 09:20:19 AM
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Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on November 01, 2005, 09:31:39 AM
would be an interesting to read, but im kinda scared.   Her books are starting to be the same story with different names.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on November 01, 2005, 10:27:49 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

nothing compares to you in that regard.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:43:59 PM
having read some of her roquelaire stuff, it's hard to imagine the same person that wrote so convincingly about pony boys that wore horsetails attached to dildoes - which were held in place with a leather harness so they wouldn't dislodge them while they trotted down the road pulling a carriage - and often the harness over their head held a dildo in their mouths....

well, it's just hard to imagine just when she made that turnaround for the lord.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: DownSouth on November 09, 2005, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!
I don't get it.
A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:52:01 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on November 09, 2005, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!
I don't get it.
A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.
So much for the miracle context.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on November 09, 2005, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!
I don't get it.
A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.
She has acne?
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Beefy on November 09, 2005, 03:52:32 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on November 09, 2005, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:48:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:44:58 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 01, 2005, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on November 01, 2005, 10:00:59 AM
I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.
I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.
I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!
I don't get it.
A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.

It would do miracles for her acne.

/reburn beat me to it
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:53:54 PM
right. here's how it goes.

urban myth: having sex clears up acne.

therefore: hot beef injection clears up acne.

BUT, a hot JESUS injection would MIRACULOUSLY clear up acne.... because jesus regularly performed miracles.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: ReBurn on November 09, 2005, 03:54:32 PM
I'm beginning to think that I should have just let it go...
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: cnamon on November 09, 2005, 03:56:08 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 09, 2005, 03:53:54 PM
right. here's how it goes.

urban myth: having sex clears up acne.

therefore: hot beef injection clears up acne.

BUT, a hot JESUS injection would MIRACULOUSLY clear up acne.... because jesus regularly performed miracles.
Haha.  It is even funnier the way you break it down Blues Clues style.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:57:36 PM
I've never heard that.
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:57:36 PM
I've never heard that.

It would have been funny if I had, though.  For what that's worth...
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Beefy on November 09, 2005, 03:58:18 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:57:36 PM
I've never heard that.

I don't suppose you're breaking out right now?

/giggity
Title: Re: Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.
Post by: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:59:17 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 09, 2005, 03:58:18 PM
Quote from: Jessie on November 09, 2005, 03:57:36 PM
I've never heard that.

I don't suppose you're breaking out right now?

/giggity

Actually, my skin has always been clear.

/slut