i'm putting this here now, so alice can let us know how sweet bruce is doing this weekend.
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.
I won't have a computer. Snuggles to Bruce. Midnight will take a victory dump for him I'm sure.
Quote from: DownSouth on October 28, 2005, 03:40:39 PM
I won't have a computer. Snuggles to Bruce. Midnight will take a victory dump for him I'm sure.
Make sure you put a toothpick flag in it and claim in in the name of Bruce Wayne Campbell.
Quote from: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.
if nothing else, please call and update any of us and we'll post. i'm worried for bruce and of course for you. it's very scary when something like that happens.
Quote from: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.
Just tell her that you left the wash machine on a heavy spin cycle, she'll disappear for a bit.
Quote from: Bishamonten on October 28, 2005, 05:59:02 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.
Just tell her that you left the wash machine on a heavy spin cycle, she'll disappear for a bit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bruce passed the lightbulb. It was only the metal end of it - but there was some blood in his stool. He will be going in all day tomorrow to get tests done to make sure that there is no internal bleeding - hopefully it's just a cut or scratch on his rectum.
I hope it is nothing serious but even if is just a cut, ow.
Did your doctor say it would be alright to give him baby asprin for pain? That's what we give our puppies if they are hurting.
yay, bruce!!!!
i knew he was a tough guy.
thanks for letting us know how he's doing. i've been thinking about him all weekend.
(his not-yet-met, but still best friend willie sends best wishes for a speedy recovery!)
Thanks great, alice! Hope tomorrow's tests show Bruce is back in the pink.
Quote from: BigDun on October 30, 2005, 12:36:15 PM
I hope it is nothing serious but even if is just a cut, ow.
Did your doctor say it would be alright to give him baby asprin for pain? That's what we give our puppies if they are hurting.
AHHH!!!! Good lord no!!! Think nothing even remotely like this. If there is a question of internal bleeding, aspirin will have her bleeding out in minutes, and there'd be nothing you could do after that. STAY AWAY FROM ASPIRIN! If you're worried about pain, ask the doctor for a straight opiate (nothing conjugated to tylenol like vicodin), but that would slow gastric motility, which you'd probably like to avoid too.
He's actually on tranqs right now... it will keep his blood pressure low & his pain basically at nothing. He is being held at the ER vets tonight, then will be moved to his normal vets in the morning.
I've left a message for my mom, and hopefully she'll pay off half of the bills as my birthday & Xmas presents. :)
If it falls short, I'd be honored to add a bit.
Me too. It won't be much, but I want to help.
i can help too
Midnight would be happy to donate. I can give a little too.
The bills are to the point now where my financial situation is outweighing my pride. If you want to, that's fine.
post your paypal.
Is 2 weeks too long to wait?
Quote from: DariusMDeV on October 31, 2005, 09:42:00 AM
post your paypal.
Is 2 weeks too long to wait?
It's my email address on here.
2 weeks is not too long, the vet is letting me make bi-weekly payments.
i will help but my help ALWAYS comes at a price...your soul. ah screw it
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
I don't know - can we trust you not to hide in the bushes?
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. :)
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. :)
pic?
you can take one of your calendar. i already know about the weekly proctologist exams each scheduled with a different doctor.
Quote from: hattmoward on October 31, 2005, 11:43:41 AM
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Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. :)
pic?
you can take one of your calendar. i already know about the weekly proctologist exams each scheduled with a different doctor.
I paid for the privilege of having that picture on my wall. You think I'm going to give it up for free?
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. :)
My calendar got lost in the move.
He's staring into your soul, FYI.
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 12:06:36 PM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. :)
My calendar got lost in the move.
He's staring into your soul, FYI.
Really? Cuz I can't help but think he just really, really wants a cookie.
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 12:10:24 PM
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Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address. I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes. He's in there. Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is. I want to say November.
I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October. :)
My calendar got lost in the move.
He's staring into your soul, FYI.
Really? Cuz I can't help but think he just really, really wants a cookie.
Yeah, I think I'm behind the camera waving a cookie, actually. :D
How is my favorite low rider dog doing?
Quote from: The Dots on November 03, 2005, 11:52:10 AM
How is my favorite low rider dog doing?
He's very mopey. The only time he gets excited is when I ask him if he wants ice.
but he's home from the vet and everything is checking out a-ok?
poor little buddy.
Quote from: nishi on November 03, 2005, 11:59:18 AM
but he's home from the vet and everything is checking out a-ok?
poor little buddy.
Yeah, he's okay. He's scared to take a poop though - he's holding it in. Plus he has this little box thing over his butt so he doesn't butt rub and tear out the stitches.
why doesnt he have a cone over his head? those are so cute
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head? those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole with his teeth.
Quote from: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head? those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.
fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline
Quote from: DariusMDeV on November 03, 2005, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head? those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.
fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline
"rectum?? i just *got*-em"??
I had a dream with Bruce in it last night.
My friend Mandy and I went to Penn Station and ordered two #1's, one they way I like mine and one the way ignom likes his. The girl who works at the gas station down the road was there and gave me my food and it was all wrong. They had changed what a #1 was!!! For shame! I got popcorn chicken instead. I sent my food back like 5 times and they kept screwing up different parts of it. IDIOTS!!!
Finally I took it home and fed it to bruce, who stood in a cut out window thingy between the kitchen and hallway (I don't know whose house this was). I also fed some other dog some other kind of food in some sort of warming dish, which caught on fire because there was a tear in the cord. I had told someone that would happen but they wouldn't listen to me. IDIOTS!!!
I had another dream starring Bruce. How odd.
YAOBSC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junto
Quote from: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
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YAOBSC
Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?
Yes. try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php
its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain. but they are fun to read.
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 07, 2005, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC
Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?
Yes. try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php
its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain. but they are fun to read.
I played with it a little once a long time ago. I meant to work on it more, but I suck.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 07, 2005, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC
Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?
Yes. try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php
its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain. but they are fun to read.
I played with it a little once a long time ago. I meant to work on it more, but I suck.
Me too. Except that sucking part. I give handjobs.
how are bruce's feet? poor little guy.
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:18:26 PM
how are bruce's feet? poor little guy.
His gimpfoot is fine. The doggy mukluk is amazing. We went on a mile walk yesterday and he did just fine. Before we couldn't go more than 2 or 3 blocks.
so:
he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.
i love bruce.
He's all boy, as they say.
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:
he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.
i love bruce.
Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment. It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw. We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.
Quote from: Alice on November 07, 2005, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:
he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.
i love bruce.
Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment. It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw. We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.
When that happened to my dog they used a Dremel to cut it off.
Quote from: ReBurninator on November 07, 2005, 03:58:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 07, 2005, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:
he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.
i love bruce.
Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment. It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw. We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.
When that happened to my dog they used a Dremel to cut it off.
I'm pretty sure that's what they used too.
oh my god. i think that's even worse.
so:
he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth because he got a steak bone wrapped around his lower jaw and they had to dremmeltool it off him.
i love bruce even more!
Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.
Quote from: snizwilk on November 08, 2005, 09:00:34 PM
Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.
well, it's more exciting that way.
Quote from: snizwilk on November 08, 2005, 09:00:34 PM
Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.
It's so he can poop on the pedestrians. I'm sure he'd poop on you too for all the teasing you do over Xbox live. ;)
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/8400/owlhypno2rq.jpg)
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 05:27:34 PM
oh my god. i think that's even worse.
so:
he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth because he got a steak bone wrapped around his lower jaw and they had to dremmeltool it off him.
i love bruce even more!
Alice has gotta' stop feeding him Lead-Paint-Chip Chow