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Title: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on October 28, 2005, 03:31:34 PM
i'm putting this here now, so alice can let us know how sweet bruce is doing this weekend.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: DownSouth on October 28, 2005, 03:40:39 PM
I won't have a computer.  Snuggles to Bruce.  Midnight will take a victory dump for him I'm sure.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:43:50 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on October 28, 2005, 03:40:39 PM
I won't have a computer.  Snuggles to Bruce.  Midnight will take a victory dump for him I'm sure.
Make sure you put a toothpick flag in it and claim in in the name of Bruce Wayne Campbell.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on October 28, 2005, 04:46:36 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.

if nothing else, please call and update any of us and we'll post. i'm worried for bruce and of course for you. it's very scary when something like that happens.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Bishamonten on October 28, 2005, 05:59:02 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.

Just tell her that you left the wash machine on a heavy spin cycle, she'll disappear for a bit.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on October 28, 2005, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on October 28, 2005, 05:59:02 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 28, 2005, 03:36:00 PM
I will try my best to bogart the roomie's comp and let you know.

Just tell her that you left the wash machine on a heavy spin cycle, she'll disappear for a bit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 30, 2005, 12:34:08 PM
Bruce passed the lightbulb.  It was only the metal end of it - but there was some blood in his stool.  He will be going in all day tomorrow to get tests done to make sure that there is no internal bleeding - hopefully it's just a cut or scratch on his rectum.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: BigDun on October 30, 2005, 12:36:15 PM
I hope it is nothing serious but even if is just a cut, ow.

Did your doctor say it would be alright to give him baby asprin for pain? That's what we give our puppies if they are hurting.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on October 30, 2005, 12:50:23 PM
yay, bruce!!!!

i knew he was a tough guy.

thanks for letting us know how he's doing. i've been thinking about him all weekend.

(his not-yet-met, but still best friend willie sends best wishes for a speedy recovery!)
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Gamplayerx on October 30, 2005, 02:22:33 PM
Thanks great, alice!  Hope tomorrow's tests show Bruce is back in the pink.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: DariusMDeV on October 30, 2005, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: BigDun on October 30, 2005, 12:36:15 PM
I hope it is nothing serious but even if is just a cut, ow.

Did your doctor say it would be alright to give him baby asprin for pain? That's what we give our puppies if they are hurting.


AHHH!!!!  Good lord no!!!  Think nothing even remotely like this.  If there is a question of internal bleeding, aspirin will have her bleeding out in minutes, and there'd be nothing you could do after that.  STAY AWAY FROM ASPIRIN!  If you're worried about pain, ask the doctor for a straight opiate (nothing conjugated to tylenol like vicodin), but that would slow gastric motility, which you'd probably like to avoid too.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 30, 2005, 08:39:38 PM
He's actually on tranqs right now... it will keep his blood pressure low & his pain basically at nothing.  He is being held at the ER vets tonight, then will be moved to his normal vets in the morning. 

I've left a message for my mom, and hopefully she'll pay off half of the bills as my birthday & Xmas presents.  :)
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Gamplayerx on October 30, 2005, 08:42:43 PM
If it falls short, I'd be honored to add a bit.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Jessie on October 30, 2005, 08:53:28 PM
Me too.  It won't be much, but I want to help.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: meredith on October 30, 2005, 11:23:26 PM
i can help too
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: DownSouth on October 31, 2005, 09:11:15 AM
Midnight would be happy to donate.  I can give a little too.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 31, 2005, 09:34:05 AM
The bills are to the point now where my financial situation is outweighing my pride.  If you want to, that's fine. 
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: DariusMDeV on October 31, 2005, 09:42:00 AM
post your paypal.

Is 2 weeks too long to wait?
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 31, 2005, 10:20:12 AM
Quote from: DariusMDeV on October 31, 2005, 09:42:00 AM
post your paypal.

Is 2 weeks too long to wait?

It's my email address on here.

2 weeks is not too long, the vet is letting me make bi-weekly payments.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Dry then Catch on October 31, 2005, 11:23:51 AM
i will help but my help ALWAYS comes at a price...your soul.  ah screw it
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Gamplayerx on October 31, 2005, 11:28:12 AM
I don't know - can we trust you not to hide in the bushes?
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October.  :)
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: meredith on October 31, 2005, 11:43:41 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October.  :)

pic?

you can take one of your calendar.  i already know about the weekly proctologist exams each scheduled with a different doctor.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on October 31, 2005, 11:45:44 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on October 31, 2005, 11:43:41 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October.  :)

pic?

you can take one of your calendar.  i already know about the weekly proctologist exams each scheduled with a different doctor.

I paid for the privilege of having that picture on my wall.  You think I'm going to give it up for free?
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 31, 2005, 12:06:36 PM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October.  :)
My calendar got lost in the move. 

He's staring into your soul, FYI.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on October 31, 2005, 12:10:24 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 12:06:36 PM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October.  :)
My calendar got lost in the move. 

He's staring into your soul, FYI.

Really?  Cuz I can't help but think he just really, really wants a cookie.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on October 31, 2005, 12:21:26 PM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 12:10:24 PM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 12:06:36 PM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:41:34 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:28:20 AM
Quote from: Alice on October 31, 2005, 11:26:22 AM
And please, if anyone does send me money - I'd like you to PM me your mailing address.  I'm sure Bruce will want to send out thank you letters.

Did you submit a picture of Bruce to the Voldemort calendar last year?
Yes.  He's in there.  Though I'm a really bad mom & can't remember what month he is.  I want to say November.

I believe he's been staring at me the whole month of October.  :)
My calendar got lost in the move. 

He's staring into your soul, FYI.

Really?  Cuz I can't help but think he just really, really wants a cookie.
Yeah, I think I'm behind the camera waving a cookie, actually.  :D
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: cnamon on November 03, 2005, 11:52:10 AM
How is my favorite low rider dog doing?
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 03, 2005, 11:56:03 AM
Quote from: The Dots on November 03, 2005, 11:52:10 AM
How is my favorite low rider dog doing?
He's very mopey.  The only time he gets excited is when I ask him if he wants ice.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on November 03, 2005, 11:59:18 AM
but he's home from the vet and everything is checking out a-ok?

poor little buddy.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:01:56 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 03, 2005, 11:59:18 AM
but he's home from the vet and everything is checking out a-ok?

poor little buddy.

Yeah, he's okay.  He's scared to take a poop though - he's holding it in.  Plus he has this little box thing over his butt so he doesn't butt rub and tear out the stitches.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Dry then Catch on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole with his teeth.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: DariusMDeV on November 03, 2005, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.

fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on November 03, 2005, 12:23:04 PM
Quote from: DariusMDeV on November 03, 2005, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.

fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline

"rectum??  i just *got*-em"??
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: DariusMDeV on November 03, 2005, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 03, 2005, 12:23:04 PM
Quote from: DariusMDeV on November 03, 2005, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 03, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 03, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
why doesnt he have a cone over his head?  those are so cute
Because he can't reach his asshole rectum with his teeth.

fixed
please someone catch the obvious punchline

"rectum??  i just *got*-em"??

close
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Jessie on November 06, 2005, 05:05:45 PM
I had a dream with Bruce in it last night.

My friend Mandy and I went to Penn Station and ordered two #1's, one they way I like mine and one the way ignom likes his.  The girl who works at the gas station down the road was there and gave me my food and it was all wrong.  They had changed what a #1 was!!!  For shame!  I got popcorn chicken instead.  I sent my food back like 5 times and they kept screwing up different parts of it.  IDIOTS!!! 

Finally I took it home and fed it to bruce, who stood in a cut out window thingy between the kitchen and hallway (I don't know whose house this was).  I also fed some other dog some other kind of food in some sort of warming dish, which caught on fire because there was a tear in the cord.  I had told someone that would happen but they wouldn't listen to me.  IDIOTS!!!
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Jessie on November 07, 2005, 07:14:19 AM
I had another dream starring Bruce.  How odd.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC

Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 07, 2005, 12:22:54 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC

Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Not I said the fly.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC

Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:25:35 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junto
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Dry then Catch on November 07, 2005, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC

Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain.  but they are fun to read.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 07, 2005, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC

Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain.  but they are fun to read.
I played with it a little once a long time ago.  I meant to work on it more, but I suck.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Jessie on November 07, 2005, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 02:17:22 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on November 07, 2005, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: dc on November 07, 2005, 12:24:40 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 07, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 07, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
YAOBSC

Did anyone ever put up a Junto wiki?

Yes.  try http://www.juntoonline.com/wiki/junto/index.php

its a tad bare, wikis are pain to write and maintain.  but they are fun to read.
I played with it a little once a long time ago.  I meant to work on it more, but I suck.

Me too.  Except that sucking part.  I give handjobs.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:18:26 PM
how are bruce's feet? poor little guy.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 07, 2005, 02:19:42 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:18:26 PM
how are bruce's feet? poor little guy.

His gimpfoot is fine.  The doggy mukluk is amazing.  We went on a mile walk yesterday and he did just fine.  Before we couldn't go more than 2 or 3 blocks.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: ReBurn on November 07, 2005, 02:22:36 PM
He's all boy, as they say.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 07, 2005, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.  It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw.  We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: ReBurn on November 07, 2005, 03:58:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 07, 2005, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.  It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw.  We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.
When that happened to my dog they used a Dremel to cut it off.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 07, 2005, 04:08:30 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on November 07, 2005, 03:58:42 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 07, 2005, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 02:22:06 PM
so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.


i love bruce.

Oh no, he didn't hurt his mouth with a bone fragment.  It was a whole bone - like a round steak bone... the entire round bone got stuck around his lower jaw.  We couldn't get it off... they had to saw it off of his jaw.
When that happened to my dog they used a Dremel to cut it off.
I'm pretty sure that's what they used too. 
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on November 07, 2005, 05:27:34 PM
oh my god. i think that's even worse.

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth because he got a steak bone wrapped around his lower jaw and they had to dremmeltool it off him.


i love bruce even more!
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: snizwilk on November 08, 2005, 09:00:34 PM
Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: nishi on November 08, 2005, 09:15:58 PM
Quote from: snizwilk on November 08, 2005, 09:00:34 PM
Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.

well, it's more exciting that way.
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Alice on November 09, 2005, 11:48:10 AM
Quote from: snizwilk on November 08, 2005, 09:00:34 PM
Bruce rides the short bus, with his butt sticking out the window.
It's so he can poop on the pedestrians.  I'm sure he'd poop on you too for all the teasing you do over Xbox live.  ;)
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: Beefy on November 09, 2005, 04:43:35 PM
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/8400/owlhypno2rq.jpg)
Title: Re: the bruce update thread
Post by: SockmonkeyHolocaust on November 09, 2005, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on November 07, 2005, 05:27:34 PM
oh my god. i think that's even worse.

so:

he's got a mukluk from the previously diagnosed Bad Leg situation.
he was, at last posting, afraid to poop.
he was also missing some toenails that he accidentally ripped out.
and he had hurt his mouth because he got a steak bone wrapped around his lower jaw and they had to dremmeltool it off him.


i love bruce even more!

Alice has gotta' stop feeding him Lead-Paint-Chip Chow