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Title: Honey
Post by: Listener on October 04, 2005, 11:10:21 AM
I bought a small bottle of honey at Kroger for the apples-and-honey thing for Rosh Hashanah.

Anyone ever seen the episode of Futurama where they find the van and follow Bender and Beck?  Y'know the part where Bender eats an Olestra chip?

Yeah.  Don't buy honey from Kroger.  At least, not the cheap kind.  It tasted pretty bad going in, too.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Dry then Catch on October 04, 2005, 11:11:43 AM
i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: ReBurn on October 04, 2005, 11:12:48 AM
That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Listener on October 04, 2005, 11:15:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on October 04, 2005, 11:12:48 AM
That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

Will that help me lose weight?  'cos I'll take a one-week hospital stay if it means I can drop 20 pounds.   :groucho:
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Alice on October 04, 2005, 11:20:35 AM
Quote from: Listener on October 04, 2005, 11:15:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on October 04, 2005, 11:12:48 AM
That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

Will that help me lose weight?  'cos I'll take a one-week hospital stay if it means I can drop 20 pounds.   :groucho:
Go eat some dirt and hope you get worms.  That would probably help.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Listener on October 04, 2005, 11:21:33 AM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on October 04, 2005, 11:20:35 AM
Quote from: Listener on October 04, 2005, 11:15:40 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on October 04, 2005, 11:12:48 AM
That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

Will that help me lose weight?  'cos I'll take a one-week hospital stay if it means I can drop 20 pounds.   :groucho:
Go eat some dirt and hope you get worms.  That would probably help.

Well, nobody loves me and everybody hates me, so it should be fine. *g*
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Beefy on October 04, 2005, 12:02:00 PM
Jessica Alba sucks.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: cnamon on October 04, 2005, 12:05:56 PM
But Boogie-Oogie-Oogie rocks.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on October 04, 2005, 01:35:21 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on October 04, 2005, 11:11:43 AM
i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

nothing like spreading animal puke on your sandwiches or for cooking.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on October 04, 2005, 01:35:43 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on October 04, 2005, 11:11:43 AM
i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

nothing like spreading animal puke on your sandwiches or for cooking.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: ignom on October 04, 2005, 01:52:04 PM
Animal puke, we get it.
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: Jessie on October 04, 2005, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: cnamon on October 04, 2005, 12:05:56 PM
But Boogie-Oogie-Oogie rocks.

Boogie woogie bugle boy from company b?
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: cnamon on October 04, 2005, 01:58:48 PM
Quote from: Jessie on October 04, 2005, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: cnamon on October 04, 2005, 12:05:56 PM
But Boogie-Oogie-Oogie rocks.

Boogie woogie bugle boy from company b?
No, but that is a good one.

Get down, boogie oogie oogie!
Title: Re: Honey
Post by: VikingJuice on October 04, 2005, 03:55:10 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on October 04, 2005, 11:11:43 AM
i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

They're not lazy, they just come from middle income families that live in the suburbs and have PS2's in their hands at birth.  BACK OFF ME MAN!