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General Categories => Two Legs Good.... Four Legs Sometimes Better => Topic started by: dazie on October 01, 2005, 09:20:25 PM

Title: My stoopud dogs
Post by: dazie on October 01, 2005, 09:20:25 PM
While the humans were out and about today, the canines decided to get crazy and in to the kitchen cupboards.  5lbs of flour later, my house looks like a bust at Robert Downey Jr's house.  (get it- white stuff everywhere)  The canines themselves look like bakers, covered with flour.

::)

Stoopud.
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: eo000 on October 01, 2005, 09:25:33 PM
aw. sounds like a pain in the neck, and cute all at the same time.
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: BigDun on October 01, 2005, 10:32:06 PM
Did you take pictures?
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: dazie on October 02, 2005, 07:36:03 AM
It didn't occur to me to take pics until most of the mess was cleaned up.

Maybe I'll take some today, of the aftermath.  One or more of the canines appears to have spent most of last night vomiting up flour barf.

:-X
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on October 02, 2005, 12:08:53 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 01, 2005, 09:20:25 PM
While the humans were out and about today, the canines decided to get crazy and in to the kitchen cupboards.  5lbs of flour later, my house looks like a bust at Robert Downey Jr's house.  (get it- white stuff everywhere)  The canines themselves look like bakers, covered with flour.

::)

Stoopud.

well, they are seasoned aready, throw them on the grill
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: dazie on October 02, 2005, 02:38:04 PM
Serious question now- one of the dogs (the old one) is on the floor, not moving.  He's conscious, but doesn't want to get up or anything.  Knowing him, he's the one that ate most of the flour and has been the one throwing up.  I tried to get hi interested in drinking water, but he shows no desire.  How can I keep him hydrated enough so whatever flour might be left in his stomach doesn't solidify?
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: BigDun on October 02, 2005, 04:06:34 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?

If your last post doesn't kill this thread, nothing can.
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: dazie on October 02, 2005, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: BigDun on October 02, 2005, 04:06:34 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?

If your last post doesn't kill this thread, nothing can.

;D  As I recently told a former co-worker- there is no such thing as TMI

(except for Three Mile Island, which as dc will attest, is alive and well and glowing in the dark)
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: Jessie on October 03, 2005, 07:56:54 AM
That's some funny shit.

Get it?
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: Listener on October 03, 2005, 02:31:06 PM
Quote from: dazie on October 02, 2005, 03:41:45 PM
Fixed it.  Now I know how much Ursus loves his dog.  Why else would you give a dog an enema?

You owe me one keyboard.

Also... http://catenema.com/index.php (SFW)
Title: Re: My stoopud dogs
Post by: Dry then Catch on October 03, 2005, 02:56:30 PM
hey stopid you spelled stopid wrong