I had two pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets for lunch, and now I'm craving chocolate like crazy.
I want a snack.
maybe you're pregnant
Worms
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant
Maybe it's yours.
Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.
I'm sure you have strong swimmers. Surely your sperm have evolved by now, as they know they'll never actually see a vagina any other way.
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:43:54 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 17, 2005, 12:41:39 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on March 17, 2005, 12:39:01 PM
maybe you're pregnant
Maybe it's yours.
Maybe, but I hear it's a long trip from the colon to the uterus.
I'm sure you have strong swimmers. Surely your sperm have evolved by now, as they know they'll never actually see a vagina any other way.
They actually come equipped with pitchforks and jackhammers to burrow their way through the rectal wall. As it stands, I'm working on them evolving the ability to wear hard hats and hoot at women-sperm-passerbyers.
my sperm only seem to be comfortable in 50/50 cotton poly