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Title: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Listener on September 07, 2005, 10:09:33 PM
Ingredients:

1 cup that holds 24 ounces of liquid.
6 to 12 Oreo cookies (any variety).
16 ounces of milk.
1 spoon.

Place Oreos in cup.  Pour milk into cup.  Wait a couple of minutes.  Eat Oreos with spoon.  Drink milk.  Scoop up sludge with spoon.

If you do this with the new Golden Oreos, you will feel your bloodsugar rise sharply.

I'm sure this would work with sugar-free cookies too, but we tend to keep Oreos in the house.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 07:01:27 AM
1. Purchase Doritos.

2. Take Doritos home.

3. Open bag of Doritos.

4. Enjoy Doritos.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: ignom on September 08, 2005, 07:16:33 AM
1. Purchase Ritz Crackers.

2. Take Ritz Crackers home.

3. Open bag of Ritz Crackers.

4. Enjoy Ritz Crackers.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: meredith on September 08, 2005, 07:43:58 AM
1. Purchase Hooker.

2. Take Hooker to run-down motel.

3. Open legs of Hooker.

4. Enjoy your new venerial diseases.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Jessie on September 08, 2005, 07:45:15 AM
Buy a five pound bag of sugar.

Add just enough water to make it semi-liquified.

Drink with a straw.

Yum.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: BigDun on September 08, 2005, 08:16:01 AM
We used to make butter and sugar sandwiches as a kid.

1) Butter one slice of white bread with room temp margarine.
2) Pour sugar over the bread letting as much sugar adhere to the butter as possible.
3) Eat.

Kids have an unusually high tolerance for things that are painfully sweet.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: DownSouth on September 08, 2005, 08:18:41 AM
Y'all are making me sick.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: ursus on September 08, 2005, 08:36:32 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 08, 2005, 08:18:41 AM
Y'all are making me sick.
Just reading this makes my teeth hurt.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Listener on September 08, 2005, 10:43:27 AM
Quote from: BigDun on September 08, 2005, 08:16:01 AM
We used to make butter and sugar sandwiches as a kid.

1) Butter one slice of white bread with room temp margarine.
2) Pour sugar over the bread letting as much sugar adhere to the butter as possible.
3) Eat.

Kids have an unusually high tolerance for things that are painfully sweet.

That makes me cringe.

The worst we ever did as a kid was make suicides.  My dad worked for (and now owns) a soda distributorship, so we had a five-head soda fountain in the garage.  We used to mix all the different sodas together.

It was terrible.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Jessie on September 08, 2005, 11:12:45 AM
Timothy will eat margarine by the spoonful.

My cousin and I used to have grossest sandwich contests.  A good one would have PB & J, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and potato chips.

I still like to eat sugar toast every now and then, but when I was a kid, I'd put so much sugar on it that it would form this thick, hard, crispy layer of sugar on top of the bread.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: meredith on September 08, 2005, 11:19:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:20:38 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on September 08, 2005, 11:19:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?

I was a curious child?
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: meredith on September 08, 2005, 11:26:06 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:20:38 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on September 08, 2005, 11:19:17 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?

I was a curious child?

roight
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carry on, then.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: BigDun on September 08, 2005, 11:29:03 AM
I drank a cup of bleach when I was around 4. No accounting for the tastes of children.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Jessie on September 08, 2005, 11:30:04 AM
Quote from: BigDun on September 08, 2005, 11:29:03 AM
I drank a cup of bleach when I was around 4. No accounting for the tastes of children.

Timothy drank about a teaspoon of bleach when he was about 2.  He puked a lot.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: BigDun on September 08, 2005, 11:50:21 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 08, 2005, 11:30:04 AM
Quote from: BigDun on September 08, 2005, 11:29:03 AM
I drank a cup of bleach when I was around 4. No accounting for the tastes of children.

Timothy drank about a teaspoon of bleach when he was about 2.  He puked a lot.

I got a trip to the hospital and got intimate with a stomach pump.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 08, 2005, 12:00:01 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Thats why your sooo beefy
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Jessie on September 08, 2005, 12:02:16 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 08, 2005, 12:00:01 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: cnamon on September 08, 2005, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 08, 2005, 11:03:33 AM
When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.
That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Thats why you're hung like a horse.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: meredith on September 08, 2005, 12:04:20 PM
AND I'VE BEEN FEEDING MILKBONES TO CUDDLES!!!!!


WATCH OUT BITCH THOSE THINGS ARE FOR ME!
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: dazie on September 08, 2005, 12:43:45 PM
Peanut butter and pickle sammiches.  Yum.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 08, 2005, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 12:43:45 PM
Peanut butter and pickle sammiches.  Yum.

a leftover pregnant food craving?
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: sapphirehart on September 08, 2005, 01:05:27 PM
The other day, my 14 year old son was making a sandwich.  Unfortunately for him, we were out of sandwich meat.  However, he didn't realize this until after he'd already put mayo on two slices of bread.  So, instead of a ham sandwich, he had a mayo sandwich.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Listener on September 08, 2005, 02:07:55 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on September 08, 2005, 01:05:27 PM
The other day, my 14 year old son was making a sandwich.  Unfortunately for him, we were out of sandwich meat.  However, he didn't realize this until after he'd already put mayo on two slices of bread.  So, instead of a ham sandwich, he had a mayo sandwich.

With some lettuce and tomato, it's almost a garden salad.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: dazie on September 08, 2005, 04:48:54 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 08, 2005, 12:59:02 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 08, 2005, 12:43:45 PM
Peanut butter and pickle sammiches.  Yum.

a leftover pregnant food craving?

Nope.  I've eaten them all my life.  The only pregnant craving I had was pepperocini peppers.
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 10, 2005, 10:28:46 AM
As many of you know, I am a gourmet chef of the caliber that makes those losers at the Cordon Bleu jealous. 

Because I like you, I'm going to pass along my super secret recipe for a yummy sweet treat.

Step 1:  Get a bowl
Step 2:  Fill with Life cereal (the regular, not the cinnamon stuff)
Step 3:  Add chocolate chips.  Lots of chocolate chips
Step 4:  Lovingly pour in condensed milk.  Straight.
Step 5:  Find a spoon
Step 6:  Enjoy!
Title: Re: Easy snack for the non-diabetics
Post by: Listener on September 10, 2005, 12:37:15 PM
Y'know, if you cook condensed milk in the can, I hear it turns into caramel.