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Title: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 03:58:28 PM
Last night I was drunk and someone I knew from law school asked me if I wanted to host a student from Tulane so they could finish out their semester in u az since I have an empty bedroom in my house.  I jumped at the chance.  Now that my head is clear it still seems like a good idea (I bet this will impress people more than if i had chemo or lost an arm from Vietnam and thats the only reason I'm doing it ok), but I forgot to tell my two other housemamates.  i wonder if it is a boy or a girl.  Now I need to tile that spare bedroom even quicker.   
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: eo000 on September 04, 2005, 04:01:32 PM
that's really great of you. hope your roommates think so too.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 04, 2005, 04:07:34 PM
Oh, no!  Now people are going to be going around thinking you're a terrific and amazing guy!

That's great of you, Catchr!
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 04:11:27 PM
i didn't post to garner accolade. 

no i would never have thought or considered doing anything to help if someone didn't ask me.  I would have even not realized to donate money unless there were INTERNET LINKS.  I just don't realize things sometimes
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 04:11:42 PM
how do i make sure i dont get an ugly one
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 04, 2005, 04:12:41 PM
What if it's a boy?
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 04:14:57 PM
if its a pretty boy i can try to model myself after him.  maybe he'll have friends that are girls.  i hope whther boy or girl they have a yorkshire terrier
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: ursus on September 04, 2005, 04:27:41 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on September 04, 2005, 04:14:57 PM
i hope whther boy or girl they have a yorkshire terrier
Why, are you hungry?
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 04:33:35 PM
(http://www.catchrndry.cliche-host.net/images/GIFs/a5axyp.gif)
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 04, 2005, 04:38:26 PM
Bwaaahahahaaa
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: dazie on September 04, 2005, 06:03:42 PM
If it's a boy, he'll have a cute southern accent.  That's a total babe magnet.  You'll get your pick of his leftovers.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Beefy on September 04, 2005, 07:07:07 PM
That's really great, Drew.  These people need help.

/spent 4 1/2 hours doing data entry today and still haven't made it through 1/2 the stack of volunteers
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: meredith on September 04, 2005, 08:20:52 PM
i know this nice yorkie that went to the last place nikki worked.  it's so sweet.  i guess one day a rat terrier went after her and had her throat in its jaws.  i told nikki i would have ripped its fucking jaw off and punted it across the god-damned room.  end of story.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: meredith on September 04, 2005, 08:22:51 PM
other than that one, yorkies aren't really my bag



okay i saw this one cute pom (black w/ white chin and paws) the other day. but those dogs tend to be annoying






I LIKE BIG DOGS TOO
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 04, 2005, 08:24:28 PM
BULLETIN:  Junto does not condone either eating or having sexual relations with our canine compadres.  That is all.  Carry on.

But not you hatt.  Cute pom, indeed.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: dazie on September 04, 2005, 08:25:10 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on September 04, 2005, 08:22:51 PM
other than that one, yorkies aren't really my bag



okay i saw this one cute pom (black w/ white chin and paws) the other day. but those dogs tend to be annoying






I LIKE BIG DOGS TOO



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Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: meredith on September 04, 2005, 08:36:52 PM
i'd hit it


END AMBIGUOUS REMARK
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: VikingJuice on September 04, 2005, 10:57:58 PM
Quote(I bet this will impress people more than if i had chemo or lost an arm from Vietnam and thats the only reason I'm doing it ok),

Actually, if you'd lost an arm in Vietnam that would impress me a lot because you were probably not even born when the US pulled it's last troops out there and that would mean you were using a time machine and that's impressive!!

Kuddos to you for opening your home like that.  Hope it's someone that introduces you to some hot college ass.  Looky looky, someone's gonna get some nooky!!
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 11:04:39 PM
believe me im around college studnets all the time, im not looking to get any ass, nor any pats on the back.  I am not so selfish geez.  I am hoping to secure free legal advice in the future geez.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: VikingJuice on September 05, 2005, 09:11:50 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on September 04, 2005, 11:04:39 PM
believe me im around college studnets all the time, im not looking to get any ass, nor any pats on the back.  I am not so selfish geez.  I am hoping to secure free legal advice in the future geez.

But let's be honest, if the nooky dropped in your lap, you probably wouldn't be arguing too much.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Beefy on September 06, 2005, 06:36:26 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on September 05, 2005, 09:11:50 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on September 04, 2005, 11:04:39 PM
believe me im around college studnets all the time, im not looking to get any ass, nor any pats on the back.  I am not so selfish geez.  I am hoping to secure free legal advice in the future geez.

But let's be honest, if the nooky dropped in your lap, you probably wouldn't be arguing too much.

(http://www.septor.net.ua/botw/14/lb1.jpg)
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: dazie on September 06, 2005, 06:54:10 AM
 :???:
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 06, 2005, 06:55:40 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2005, 06:54:10 AM
:???:
He did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: meredith on September 06, 2005, 07:57:11 AM
here's the picture you wanted:

(http://www.eluid.org/news/fred-durst.jpg)
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: DownSouth on September 06, 2005, 08:16:13 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 04, 2005, 06:03:42 PM
If it's a boy, he'll have a cute southern accent.  That's a total babe magnet.  You'll get your pick of his leftovers.
How YOU doin'?
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Alice on September 06, 2005, 09:11:12 AM
Is NOLA like NAMBLA?
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 06, 2005, 10:59:39 AM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on September 06, 2005, 09:11:12 AM
Is NOLA like NAMBLA?


oh boy i hope so
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 06, 2005, 01:50:52 PM
Thank you to the overwhelming number of students who volunteered
to host a student from Tulane Law School. All visiting students have now
been placed in temporary housing and are set to start school this
Tuesday. We know that they will be welcomed by our generous community.

       - SBA
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: dazie on September 06, 2005, 04:19:34 PM
Sorry Catchr.  No southern boy nooky for you.
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: ReBurn on September 06, 2005, 11:01:38 PM
He probably wouldn't have known what to do with it if he had it...
Title: Re: I guess I'm hosting a NOLA law student for a month
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 07, 2005, 12:37:59 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on September 06, 2005, 11:01:38 PM
He probably wouldn't have known what to do with it if he had it...

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