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Title: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: dazie on September 01, 2005, 07:08:13 PM
They came and fixed the pipes under my house today.  Yay!  No more lake in the driveway!

The floor was rotted though, so they didn't put the wood back that they pulled out.  So they put the (non-functioning) dishwasher on top of it.  *shrug*

They'll be back tomorrow to fix the rest.
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: eo000 on September 01, 2005, 07:10:34 PM
maybe they'll bring a functioning dishwasher back with them. :)
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: ignom on September 01, 2005, 07:22:11 PM
There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: dazie on September 01, 2005, 07:22:23 PM
Quote from: eo000 on September 01, 2005, 07:10:34 PM
maybe they'll bring a functioning dishwasher back with them. :)

That'd be nice!  *crosses fingers*
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: dazie on September 01, 2005, 07:22:43 PM
Quote from: ignom on September 01, 2005, 07:22:11 PM
There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you

We have permission- remember?
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: VikingJuice on September 02, 2005, 12:01:52 AM
She said, "they didn't put the wood back!!"  BWAAAAA!!!
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: Alice on September 02, 2005, 11:25:22 AM
There's a hole in the kitchen
Dear dazie, dear dazie
There's a hole in the kitchen
Dear dazie, a hole.

Then hide it, dear ursus
Dear ursus, dear ursus
Then hide it, dear ursus
Dear ursus, hide it.

With what shall I hide it?
Dear dazie, dear dazie
With what shall I hide it?
Dear dazie with what?

With a washer, dear ursus
Dear ursus, dear ursus
With a washer dear ursus
Dear ursus a washer.

But the washer is broken
Dear dazie, dear dazie
But the washer is broken
Dear dazie, broken.

Then fix it dear ursus
Dear ursus, dear ursus
Then fix it dear ursus
Dear ursus fix it.

Ad nauseum...
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 02, 2005, 11:26:36 AM
Quote from: eo000 on September 01, 2005, 07:10:34 PM
maybe they'll bring a functioning dishwasher back with them. :)

she has kids.  that should suffice.
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: Dry then Catch on September 04, 2005, 03:55:59 PM
did you see if there is some hidden treasure in that hole
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: dazie on September 04, 2005, 06:04:28 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on September 04, 2005, 03:55:59 PM
did you see if there is some hidden treasure in that hole

no.  I didn't look much because I figured if there were a thousand freaking spiders IN the house, I didn't want to see what was UNDER the house.

Plus it stunk like mold.    :-X
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: Beefy on September 05, 2005, 06:55:22 PM
I'm down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man's land
The punishment sometimes
Don't seem to fit the crime

Yeah there's a hole in my soul
But one thing I've learned
For every love letter written
There's another one burned
So you tell me how it's gonna be this time

Is it over?
Is it over?
'Cause I'm blowin' out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me

Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl
Yeah I swear, I'm telling you, girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

I'm as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
Yeah I'm all tapped out
Sometimes I feel broken and can't get fixed

I know there's been all kinds of shoes
Underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on
But you're still in my head
And something tells me this time
I'm down to my last licks

'Cause if it's over
Then it's over
And it's driving me insane

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, is it over?
Yeah, it's over
And I'm blowing out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Oh, oh...

Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2005, 08:30:16 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 05, 2005, 06:55:22 PM
I'm down a one way street
With a one night stand
With a one track mind
Out in no man's land
The punishment sometimes
Don't seem to fit the crime

Yeah there's a hole in my soul
But one thing I've learned
For every love letter written
There's another one burned
So you tell me how it's gonna be this time

Is it over?
Is it over?
'Cause I'm blowin' out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me

Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl
Yeah I swear, I'm telling you, girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

I'm as dry as a seven year drought
I got dust for tears
Yeah I'm all tapped out
Sometimes I feel broken and can't get fixed

I know there's been all kinds of shoes
Underneath your bed
Now I sleep with my boots on
But you're still in my head
And something tells me this time
I'm down to my last licks

'Cause if it's over
Then it's over
And it's driving me insane

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Yeah, is it over?
Yeah, it's over
And I'm blowing out the flame

Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Take a look and you will find
There's nothing there, girl, yeah, I swear
I'm telling you girl yeah 'cause

There's a Hole In My Soul
That's been killing me forever
It's a place where a garden never grows
There's a Hole In My Soul
Yeah, I should have known better
'Cause your love's like a thorn without a rose
Yeah, yeah

Oh, oh...



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Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: dazie on September 06, 2005, 08:33:34 AM
Shush you.  Beefy's serenading me.
Title: Re: There's a big hole in my kitchen floor
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 06, 2005, 08:35:15 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 06, 2005, 08:33:34 AM
Shush you.  Beefy's serenading me.

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