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Title: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 06:38:53 AM
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=21000
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ignom on August 16, 2005, 07:14:59 AM
I think Andy Dick should play Aquaman. It would be a horrible movie, but then, I'm not going to see it anyway.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Jessie on August 16, 2005, 07:23:20 AM
Following ignom's train of thought, I nominate J-Lo.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ursus on August 16, 2005, 07:36:48 AM
Hey, then we could get James Camer.... oh wait.
Is there a way to have Hans Zimmer write the score?
How about Jaime Gurtz and Leonardo DiCaprio in supporting roles?

Gad, uberdreck!

There just aren't enough of the "barfy" smilies...
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 16, 2005, 10:27:11 AM
Wow.  That was pretty good Jami Gertz name mangling there.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Alice on August 16, 2005, 02:13:53 PM
Mark Wahlberg is a great actor for people that aren't very intelligent.  If his nostrils are flared, it means he is mad or thinking.  If they are not, he is thinking about thinking or thinking about getting mad.

Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Jessie on August 16, 2005, 02:17:48 PM
He was funny in The Big Hit.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: DownSouth on August 16, 2005, 02:23:36 PM
He was perfect for Fear.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on August 16, 2005, 02:23:54 PM
Boogie Nights.


Or did you all forget he was there because my lil goddess Julianne Moore was in there ?  :evil:
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: cnamon on August 16, 2005, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
I thought the same.  I want to see how he is in Four Brothers.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 16, 2005, 02:43:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 16, 2005, 10:27:11 AM
Wow.  That was pretty good Jami Gertz name mangling there.

Jami Gertz

:drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 16, 2005, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: cnamon on August 16, 2005, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
I thought the same.  I want to see how he is in Four Brothers.
In the commercials, he's looking mighty bad.  It's like age snuck up on him and smacked him square in the kisser.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 16, 2005, 03:38:41 PM
Quote from: cnamon on August 16, 2005, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
I thought the same.  I want to see how he is in Four Brothers.
There's no way those four guys all have the same mom.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: VikingJuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 16, 2005, 02:13:53 PM
Mark Wahlberg is a great actor for people that aren't very intelligent.  If his nostrils are flared, it means he is mad or thinking.  If they are not, he is thinking about thinking or thinking about getting mad.



I think Wallberg has the capability to be a strong actor as evidenced by the titles listed below.  BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

I thought he was great in Boogie Nights and I really liked him in Rockstar.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 03:54:36 PM
I always forget about Rock Star.  I like that movie.

Yes, I like it.  Screw you.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ursus on August 16, 2005, 05:24:12 PM
Djehmee Ghertes... :-*

Blegh, I just don't get it...
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 16, 2005, 07:59:39 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 03:54:36 PM
I always forget about Rock Star.  I like that movie.

Yes, I like it.  Screw you.
I liked Rock Star, too.  I watched it without knowing what it was, and then I was surprised when I found out.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ignom on August 16, 2005, 08:32:03 PM
The Corruptor kicks ass.

I refuse to watch The Truth About Charlie. Marky Mark is no Cary Grant.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Beefy on August 17, 2005, 05:50:24 PM
Quote from: ignom on August 16, 2005, 08:32:03 PM
The Corruptor kicks ass.

I refuse to watch The Truth About Charlie. Marky Mark is no Cary Grant.

Ugh.  No kidding.  I winced when I saw the casting for that film.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Alice on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: VikingJuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Beefy on August 18, 2005, 04:43:43 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.

Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, Boogie Nights, The Italian Job... he's not doing too badly.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ursus on August 18, 2005, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.
Define good...
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 18, 2005, 08:05:50 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 18, 2005, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.
Define good...
I thought Johnny Mnemonic was good, so you probably wouldn't want me defining good.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 18, 2005, 08:07:20 PM
Marky Mark was in Johnny Mnemonic?
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 18, 2005, 08:08:12 PM
No, but since when does that matter?

It does have Ice-T in it.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 18, 2005, 08:12:36 PM
Ice-T?  Is he the husky Ice one or the Ice one with attitude?  I can't keep those Ice guys straight.  Except for Vanilla Ice. 
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 18, 2005, 08:17:58 PM
Unless I get busted for being a dirty, dirty hotlinker it has this Ice-T in it:

(http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/86/95/12m.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 18, 2005, 08:22:10 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 18, 2005, 08:17:58 PM
Unless I get busted for being a dirty, dirty hotlinker it has this Ice-T in it:

(http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/86/95/12m.jpg)
That's a lovely x.  Nice and red.  Just like I like 'em.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ReBurn on August 18, 2005, 08:24:52 PM
I figured as much.

(http://tinypic.com/apfkau.gif)
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 18, 2005, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 18, 2005, 08:24:52 PM
I figured as much.

(http://tinypic.com/apfkau.gif)
Ah.  The Ice one with attitude.  Thanks!

I wonder why Aquaman wears an orange shirt.
Title: Re: Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?
Post by: ursus on August 19, 2005, 07:12:18 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 18, 2005, 08:05:50 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 18, 2005, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.
Define good...
I thought Johnny Mnemonic was good, so you probably wouldn't want me defining good.
It was OK. I'd agree with you on that. I got a kick out of Henry Rollins as the doc.