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Title: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: ursus on August 06, 2005, 08:43:07 PM
Be Warned!

This stuff is so thin it only has one side.

B-Fast was lessend this morn' by its very presence.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:43:43 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.
Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:43:43 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.
Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:43:43 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.
Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.
Yeah, but you don't sleep, so you can eat round the clock.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:43:43 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.
Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.
Yeah, but you don't sleep, so you can eat round the clock.

Hey- I took two melatonin tablets- theoretically I should sleep tonight.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:48:57 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:47:14 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:43:43 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:35:15 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 09:53:08 PM
Who's the silly who bought skinny bacon?

My mom.  It was also reduced sodium.  Blech.  I gave half of mine to the dog.
Eww. 

Yeah.  It was pretty damn yucky.
You know, I'm a bit of a bacon fan, but in some situations, I've just got to say no, thanks.  ;)

Ditto.  Give me the thick cut, pepper rubbed style any time though.  YUM.
Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.

Great.  Now I'm salivating.  And it's 11:43, so even if I had bacon, it's too late to eat.  Thanks a hell of a lot, dazie.

Sorry.  If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat.  Except it's only 1043 here.
Yeah, but you don't sleep, so you can eat round the clock.

Hey- I took two melatonin tablets- theoretically I should sleep tonight.
I'm not up on the pharmaceutical world, but isn't melatonin the stuff in skin that makes you tan (or in my case, freckle)?
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: eo000 on August 06, 2005, 10:51:15 PM
melanin
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:51:40 PM
Oh.  Nevemind then.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.
I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.
I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dc on August 06, 2005, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 11:01:24 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.
I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.
I'm sure it does, what with those kids and dogs and Ursus and all.  A lot more practical than that 11th toe.

Quote from: dc on August 06, 2005, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol* eo's right. For a minute there I thought "DAMN! I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house. He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone! I have a warning siren about 100 yards away. We get some neat bugs, too!
Sweetie, we'd never refer to you as "neat."
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: dc on August 06, 2005, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

(http://www.starshipmodeler.com/NEWS_0104_TIME_timeslipbug.jpg)
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dazie on August 06, 2005, 11:02:35 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 11:01:24 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.
I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.
I'm sure it does, what with those kids and dogs and Ursus and all.  A lot more practical than that 11th toe.

And this little piggy...scares the hell out of me.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 11:03:55 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 11:02:35 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 11:01:24 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:58:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.
I was wondering about that third eye, but I didn't want to say anything in case you were sensative about it.

Nah.  It comes in handy on occassion.
I'm sure it does, what with those kids and dogs and Ursus and all.  A lot more practical than that 11th toe.

And this little piggy...scares the hell out of me.
At least you didn't get the extra nipples like some I could mention.  Makes bathingsuit shopping an even bigger trial.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: dc on August 06, 2005, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: dc on August 06, 2005, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

(http://timeslipbug.jpg)

Just like that.  Plus, I've been here long enough that I no longer need a night light.   I can illuminate any room.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 11:10:19 PM
Quote from: dc on August 06, 2005, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: dc on August 06, 2005, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 06, 2005, 10:51:51 PM
*lol*  eo's right.  For a minute there I thought "DAMN!  I got the wrong stuff!"
And yet, you have a lovely golden glow.

That's from visiting DC's house.  He's close to TMI.

Inside the red zone!  I have a warning siren about 100 yards away.  We get some neat bugs, too!

(http://timeslipbug.jpg)

Just like that.  Plus, I've been here long enough that I no longer need a night light.   I can illuminate any room.
That must come in handy in small spaces like, say, a closet in Kentucky.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: ReBurn on August 07, 2005, 07:55:01 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 06, 2005, 10:43:43 PM
Mmmm.  Or just the thick-cut Virginia cured.
I didn't read that as Virginia cured the first time.  I'm glad I re-read it.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: Jessie on August 08, 2005, 08:14:25 AM
I'm really craving artichoke dip.  It's better than bacon.
Title: Re: Hatfield's Bacon
Post by: ursus on August 08, 2005, 05:04:50 PM
Quote from: Jessie on August 08, 2005, 08:14:25 AM
I'm really craving artichoke dip. It's better than bacon.
And it's not just for breakfast anymore.