I am super fucking pissed right now.
Yesterday after work I got a call from Chip asking if I wanted to go to the city with him. Of course I did. Cin was napping because she has an enflamed shoulder - so I knocked on the door to ask her if it was okay that I went out that night. Sounds funny, I know - but I asked her if she thought she could walk Bruce or if her shoulder was too sore to do it. She responded with, "Sure, I should be fine."
So I left.
I got back at 2:30 a.m. Went to the cage where I knew the dog would be and asked if he wanted to go to bed. He was jumping and licking and so friggin excited to see me. Now he's normally happy to see me when I've basically been gone for a day, but this was a bit over the norm.
We go to bed - I over sleep this morning and have little to no time to get ready. He wakes up, walks downstairs and goes in his cage, whining. Usually we go for a walk in the morning - but there are days when he just doesn't have to pee and goes straight to his cage. I assumed this was one of these days. I couldn't have been more wrong.
At break just now, Cindy made some side comment to our friend Marie that "I took a nap last night after work and everytime I woke up, I just didn't want to deal with my shoulder so I stayed in bed all night."
What??? I asked her if she got up and walked the dog. She said no. I am fucking pissed. He was in his cage for 8 hours while I was at work - out for 45 minutes while I got ready to go out, then back in for what I assumed would be 30 mins to an hour until Cindy woke up. But no. He was in from 5:30 until 2 in the FUCKING MORNING. Why??? Because Cindy said she would walk him and that it would be fine and I fucking trusted her that she would walk him.
I'm sure he was so used to being in the cage that he just thought, fuck it. I'll go right now to my cage this morning. His bladder has to be close to bursting. I told her we're going home at lunch to walk the dog. She bitched and said that we have no food at home. My response? "This is not a fucking option."
Now she's upset with me for taking "that tone" with her. I am literally so close to punching her in her tiny fucking mouth.
Tonight it's her turn in the cage.
When she's sleeping, slather her in meat sauce and let BRuce out of the cage.
I am literally shaking, that's how mad I am right now.
KHITBASH
Was that your butt?
Stupid bitch. I hate her. Why does Bruce stay in a cage? Does he tear stuff up?
Quote from: DownSouth on August 04, 2005, 10:17:36 AM
Stupid bitch. I hate her. Why does Bruce stay in a cage? Does he tear stuff up?
When Bruce gets bored, he gets destructive. So he'd tear up a chair or the carpet or whatever. He is not to be trusted on his own yet. Of course, he's not even 2 - so he's still a pup.
Poor Bruce.
If the pup's name is Bruce, perhaps BRUCEMAN THE STUPENDOUS can be of some help...
(http://punksandnerds.com/comics/0131.gif)
Or maybe not.
i fucking hate your fucking no-chin useless-ass dog-neglecting skanky roomate.
i tell you what - put her on the phone with me. she won't ever say anything again to you about taking "that tone"....
I want to punch her for you. I will fly out to Chicago, beat her til she swells up a chin, then take you out for dinner.
How does that sound?
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 10:46:22 AM
i fucking hate your fucking no-chin useless-ass dog-neglecting skanky roomate.
i tell you what - put her on the phone with me. she won't ever say anything again to you about taking "that tone"....
Trust me, after we get off work today, she will know how I feel.
I really am not a violent person, but I will have to use all my self control to not deck her.
I am near tears thinking about it - and now feel guilty for even going out. I will not make this mistake again.
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 10:54:03 AM
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 10:46:22 AM
i fucking hate your fucking no-chin useless-ass dog-neglecting skanky roomate.
i tell you what - put her on the phone with me. she won't ever say anything again to you about taking "that tone"....
Trust me, after we get off work today, she will know how I feel.
I really am not a violent person, but I will have to use all my self control to not deck her.
I am near tears thinking about it - and now feel guilty for even going out. I will not make this mistake again.
why hold back? she totally deserves to be decked.
I can't do it. Not until I buy her car off of her... cuz she can't seperate business from personal matters. I am going to scream at her when we get home.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/AliceLiddell/bruceleeny.jpg)
Bruce says thanks for offering to beat her up Cnamon.
i love bruce so much.
i think he and willie would be good friends.
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Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 11:03:24 AM
I can't do it. Not until I buy her car off of her...
We've got to figure out a better way to get you a car then.
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
i've got a good spare dog i can bring you. he could be ... a starter dog!
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Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:10:55 AM
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
They're a lot of work - but it pays off. If you get one from the pound that's already housebroken, they're a lot less work. ;)
And Nishi, I hope one day I can drive out to visit you and bring Bruce with me for a weekend.
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:10:55 AM
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
They're a lot of work - but it pays off. If you get one from the pound that's already housebroken, they're a lot less work. ;)
I 2nd that. All mine are rescues. Theoretically all house broken, but Digger's so ancient that sometimes he forgets. bleck.
Quote from: dazie on August 04, 2005, 11:24:23 AM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:10:55 AM
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
They're a lot of work - but it pays off. If you get one from the pound that's already housebroken, they're a lot less work. ;)
I 2nd that. All mine are rescues. Theoretically all house broken, but Digger's so ancient that sometimes he forgets. bleck.
We housebroke my dog when we got her (when I was a kid, this is). But as she got older she got a little incontinent, and the vet gave us prescription drugs that were basically dexatrim (the diet pill) to keep her from peeing on the floor.
She also got gassy. Fortunately, even though she was my dog, she slept at the foot of my parents' bed, so they had to deal with her horrible dog farts.
Quote from: Listener on August 04, 2005, 11:28:21 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 04, 2005, 11:24:23 AM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:10:55 AM
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
They're a lot of work - but it pays off. If you get one from the pound that's already housebroken, they're a lot less work. ;)
I 2nd that. All mine are rescues. Theoretically all house broken, but Digger's so ancient that sometimes he forgets. bleck.
We housebroke my dog when we got her (when I was a kid, this is). But as she got older she got a little incontinent, and the vet gave us prescription drugs that were basically dexatrim (the diet pill) to keep her from peeing on the floor.
She also got gassy. Fortunately, even though she was my dog, she slept at the foot of my parents' bed, so they had to deal with her horrible dog farts.
Digger eats poo. He's already got horrible dog farts.
Well we got into an altercation at lunch... I'm going to write about it now. Stay tuned.
QuoteI really am not a violent person, but I will have to use all my self control to not deck her.
oops!
Quote from: eo000 on August 04, 2005, 12:54:13 PM
QuoteI really am not a violent person, but I will have to use all my self control to not deck her.
oops!
haha
We get home at lunch and I let Bruce out of his cage. I grab his leash and go to put it on him when he sees Cindy and runs over to her to say hi and give her kisses. I say, "Bruce, get back here so we can go potty. Don't give the bitch that wouldn't walk you any love." So he came back and we went out. When I walk back to our door, she's outside smoking:
Her: Why are you so pissed?
Me: Because you were too fucking selfish to walk the fucking dog last night and he was in his cage for far too long. You told me you'd walk him.
Her: No I didn't. You said 'If you get up, will you take him for a walk?'
Me: Bullshit! I asked if your arm was okay to walk him and you said yes. I asked if you'd mind then if I went to the city for the night and you said that was fine.
Her: Well that isn't exactly asking me to walk the dog.
Me: No but it's fucking implied. And don't tell me at 26 years of age you don't understand implications.
Her: Well I honestly thought that you said if I get up to walk him.
Me: You're a bad fucking liar - stop. You're just embarassing yourself and pissing me off more.
(Neighbor guy walks out to his porch, probably from hearing all the screaming.)
Her: I am not a bad liar.
Me: See? That just showed me that you're lying. If you weren't lying you would have said, "But I'm not lying." I know when you're lying - I just don't always call you on it.
Her: Oh yeah? Well name one thing I've lied to you about that you've (finger air quotes) caught but haven't told me about.
Me: How about that day that I came home and saw a note on the board that said, "Went out with Mark". And I tried calling your phone and I tried calling his but neither of you answered. And when you came home at midnight with my pseudo boyfriend (nice way of saying friends with benefits) and I asked you if you guys fucked, you said no. I've known for months and months that you did. I just didn't give a fuck anymore.
Her: *stupid look*
Me: Why do you think I broke up with him 2 days later? Because I don't want to even kiss someone that has been near you.
Her: I didn't lie.
Me: Yes you did. I asked Mark a few weeks later and he admitted to it.
Her: Oh.
Me: Yeah, oh.
Her: Well I'm not lying about this.
Me: Please go inside so I can have a smoke.
Her: Can I have one with you?
Me: No. Because I'm about 2 seconds away from clocking you.
Her: You wouldn't... (gets punched hard in her 'enflamed shoulder') FUCK!
Neighbor Guy: *comes over* Everything okay?
Her: You fucking hit me!
Me: Yeah everything is cool. Though I'd take my hand off of her arm right now - we don't know what diseases she has. *gets punched lightly in the arm* Don't fucking do that again.
Neighbor Guy: Yeah, please don't do that. Why don't you go inside...
Her: Fine. *walks inside*
Then the neighbor guy was asking what was up, that it wasn't cool to fight over some guy. And I told him that was just an example, that I was mad about the dog. He said, "Jesus christ - she couldn't walk him for 10 minutes? She could have just called over here and I would have done it if she was in that much pain."
I went inside with Bruce and put him in his cage and she hugged me and cried and apologized. I told her we'll finish this when we get home.
She is so full of it.
She is toxic.
Quote...she hugged me and cried and apologized. I told her we'll finish this when we get home.
que the make-out music. :D
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 01:09:36 PM
She is so full of it.
She is toxic.
Damn you.
(http://www.aol.com.br/client/galeriadefotos/musica/fotos/00002385_britney_clip_f1.jpg)
The best part though, and I wish I had it on tape, is when Colin (the neighbor guy) pushed her arm down and said, "Yeah, please don't do that again."
Because he did it in this tone of voice and with this expression on his face that either meant:
A. She can hurt you. What are you doing?
or
B. That was the worst punch ever and you look stupid trying to fight.
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:10:55 AM
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
They're a lot of work - but it pays off. If you get one from the pound that's already housebroken, they're a lot less work. ;)
And Nishi, I hope one day I can drive out to visit you and bring Bruce with me for a weekend.
You can both meet me in Indy! :) Just bring your roommate in the trunk so I can peel her flithy flesh off using a broken glass bottle. Then I'll break every one of her limbs. And feed her green bean casserole.
Quote from: hattmoward on August 04, 2005, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 11:10:55 AM
I love your dogs Alice and Nishi! I really think I may get one now...
They're a lot of work - but it pays off. If you get one from the pound that's already housebroken, they're a lot less work. ;)
And Nishi, I hope one day I can drive out to visit you and bring Bruce with me for a weekend.
You can both meet me in Indy! :) Just bring your roommate in the trunk so I can peel her flithy flesh off using a broken glass bottle. Then I'll break every one of her limbs. And feed her green bean casserole.
You wouldn't do that to a green bean casserole, would you?
Cin now has to wear the pumpkin hat.
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(thanks eo000)
hahaha
hahahah
Get that shit off my screen. I feel dirty.
Quote from: hattmoward on August 04, 2005, 03:25:13 PM
hahahah
Get that shit off my screen. I feel dirty.
We should keep posting until we get to the next page.
You need to move away from there.
You can move to DC and stay with me until you get on your feet. There are plenty of jobs, you don't need a car, and I live here.
Can't get much better.
when is the soonest that you can buy the car so i can have her killed?
btw - cnamon, i watched alexander last night. rosario. boobies. wow.
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Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 03:30:15 PM
You can move to DC and stay with me until you get on your feet. There are plenty of jobs, you don't need a car, and I live here.
Can't get much better.
I have to pay off my current debts and finish this lease. Then I'm out of here.
Maybe Bruce and I will live off the land for awhile. Or maybe I'll hop a train and play Natty Gann for awhile.
Thanks for the offer - we'll see where I'm at next May.
I hate her so much!
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 03:33:38 PM
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 03:30:15 PM
You can move to DC and stay with me until you get on your feet. There are plenty of jobs, you don't need a car, and I live here.
Can't get much better.
I have to pay off my current debts and finish this lease. Then I'm out of here.
Maybe Bruce and I will live off the land for awhile. Or maybe I'll hop a train and play Natty Gann for awhile.
Thanks for the offer - we'll see where I'm at next May.
Make NoChin take the lease or find another roomie to take it over with her, you live with me for a while for free and use the money from your job to take care of your debt.
Quote from: DownSouth on August 04, 2005, 03:34:55 PM
I hate her so much!
watch alexander, you'll think differently about rosario. i promise.
Quote from: eo000 on August 04, 2005, 03:33:07 PM
btw - cnamon, i watched alexander last night. rosario. boobies. wow.
(http://www.juntoonline.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;id=1368;type=avatar)
You better believe it's in my Netflix queue for just that reason!
Quote from: Beefy on August 04, 2005, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: eo000 on August 04, 2005, 03:33:07 PM
btw - cnamon, i watched alexander last night. rosario. boobies. wow.
(http://www.juntoonline.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;id=1368;type=avatar)
You better believe it's in my Netflix queue for just that reason! Well, that and the farrell/leto manlove.
Quote from: eo000 on August 04, 2005, 03:36:03 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 04, 2005, 03:34:55 PM
I hate her so much!
watch alexander, you'll think differently about rosario. i promise.
Not her. The roommate. Rosario is hot.
she's really beautiful, but that dress makes her look like she needs a bra. which from seeing her without one and without the dress, she doesn't.
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:07 PM
she's really beautiful, but that dress makes her look like she needs a bra. which from seeing her without one and without the dress, she doesn't.
that's rosario, not alice's roomate.
alice's roomate needs a muzzle.
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:40 PM
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:07 PM
she's really beautiful, but that dress makes her look like she needs a bra. which from seeing her without one and without the dress, she doesn't.
that's rosario, not alice's roomate.
alice's roomate needs a muzzle.
hahaha. and just how do you suppose that would work without a chin?
Quote from: eo000 on August 04, 2005, 03:44:20 PM
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:40 PM
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:07 PM
she's really beautiful, but that dress makes her look like she needs a bra. which from seeing her without one and without the dress, she doesn't.
that's rosario, not alice's roomate.
alice's roomate needs a muzzle.
hahaha. and just how do you suppose that would work without a chin?
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This is why we need a Chicago junto party - so you can all meet the roomie.
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 04, 2005, 03:52:26 PM
This is why we need a Chicago junto party - so you can all pummel the roomie.
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:07 PM
she's really beautiful, but that dress makes her look like she needs a bra. which from seeing her without one and without the dress, she doesn't.
He boobs are now distracting...I need to change the picture.
Quote from: cnamon on August 04, 2005, 04:18:10 PM
Quote from: nishi on August 04, 2005, 03:39:07 PM
she's really beautiful, but that dress makes her look like she needs a bra. which from seeing her without one and without the dress, she doesn't.
He boobs are now distracting...I need to change the picture.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER BOOBS!
Alice- you're my hero. :)