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General Categories => Two Legs Good.... Four Legs Sometimes Better => Topic started by: Beefy on July 26, 2005, 06:22:40 AM

Title: Divebombed
Post by: Beefy on July 26, 2005, 06:22:40 AM
There's a stretch of sidewalk where I walk the Duds each morning where there are now flying critters who apparently take great exception to any other living creature being anywhere near the area.  I want to assume they are birds, though they move so fast I can't tell.  They move more like bats, but we don't traditionally have bats around here.  In any case, it is now a daily routine to have drag Dudley, who is lower to the ground and oblivious to these winged creatures, across this stretch of sidewalk as quickly as I can to get the hell out of the way of these attacks.

They don't land or touch you in any way, they just zip by your head, close and fast, repeatedly.

Very annoying.

Where's Lou Diamond Phillips when you need him?
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: eo000 on July 26, 2005, 06:25:11 AM
he's been here, posing for pictures with his shirt off, or almost off. (http://devoted.to/loudiamondphillips)
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 26, 2005, 06:28:26 AM
Maybe they're ospreys.  Are they really huge and nasty?
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: Beefy on July 26, 2005, 06:29:24 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 26, 2005, 06:28:26 AM
Maybe they're ospreys.  Are they really huge and nasty?

No, they're small and zippy.
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 26, 2005, 06:29:58 AM
KILLER HUMMINGBIRDS!!
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: Bishamonten on July 26, 2005, 09:06:27 AM
Take a raquet with you.
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: dazie on July 26, 2005, 11:08:57 AM
Quote from: Bishamonten on July 26, 2005, 09:06:27 AM
Take a raquet with you.

Even better- one of those electrified raquets that they have now to kill bugs.
Title: Re: Divebombed
Post by: DownSouth on July 26, 2005, 11:11:31 AM
Midnight would drag me everywhere chasing those things.  She chases anything.