I have huge tits right now.
Sorry did not mean to post this.
(http://www.stickfigureninja.com/images/kitbod.gif)
Quote from: eo000 on July 19, 2005, 07:38:18 AM
(http://www.stickfigureninja.com/images/kitbod.gif)
hahahaha
Uh?
Wha?
Oddly, my tits are the same size as they were yesterday.
I'm always watching everyone's tits in case they spontaneously grow.
I think it'd be cool if they were different sizes every day, except that bras are expensive.
Easy solution for that problem: don't wear one.
I read in Ann Landers once that if you can hold a pencil under your boobies, you should wear a bra.
When I told my friend Heavy that this weekend, he took the test, but he used a beer bottle instead. It stayed. We were all very impressed.
Ann Landers is a prude, then.
Dear Abby used to be better than Ann Landers, but now the bitchy daughter writes it.
I want to smack her.
/me cups his hands over his ears
LA LA LA STOP TALKING ABOUT BOOBIES I'M AT WORK LA LA LA
I just realized that this topic is in the animals section. It now makes even less sense to me. I thought 'kitty' was a euphamism.
Should that be an euphamism? That sure doesn't look right.
The twins are the same size they are every other day.
This reminds me...I have to comment about something else in another thread...
I wonder how many times DS revisited this thread.
Quote from: cnamon on July 19, 2005, 12:13:16 PM
The twins are the same size they are every other day.
This reminds me...I have to comment about something else in another thread...
So does that mean there's an odd/even pattern? And if so, if they're the same on evens, what about odd days?
Quote from: Beefy on July 19, 2005, 05:04:14 PM
I wonder how many times DS revisited this thread.
Tit talk never gets old.
Welcome to Tit Talk. Sit down. Have a tit.
I'm guessing that some of us, especially those of us with kids, could have tit talk that you wouldn't want to hear.
Quote from: Jessie on July 20, 2005, 08:23:24 AM
I'm guessing that some of us, especially those of us with kids, could have tit talk that you wouldn't want to hear.
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
Quote from: Jessie on July 20, 2005, 08:23:24 AM
I'm guessing that some of us, especially those of us with kids, could have tit talk that you wouldn't want to hear.
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
My sister-in-law refused to breast-feed when her first kid was born because she said that her boobs were for her husband.
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
I, for one, had no idea. ;D
Quote from: hattmoward on July 20, 2005, 09:43:34 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
I, for one, had no idea. ;D
Boobs are versatile. You use them for a variety of things and I for one, have no problem thinking of enjoying them even after giving birth and breast feeding.
Quote from: vikingjuice on July 20, 2005, 01:41:08 PM
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Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
I, for one, had no idea. ;D
Boobs are versatile. You use them for a variety of things and I for one, have no problem thinking of enjoying them even after giving birth and breast feeding.
You've given birth and breast fed? :o
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 20, 2005, 01:44:36 PM
You've given birth and breast fed? :o
No, but I'm willing to try!
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 20, 2005, 01:44:36 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on July 20, 2005, 01:41:08 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 20, 2005, 09:43:34 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
I, for one, had no idea. ;D
Boobs are versatile. You use them for a variety of things and I for one, have no problem thinking of enjoying them even after giving birth and breast feeding.
You've given birth and breast fed? :o
Uhmm, yeah, I was Arnold's stunt double in that Crapfest movie with Emma Thompson....
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 09:08:30 AM
Quote from: Jessie on July 20, 2005, 08:23:24 AM
I'm guessing that some of us, especially those of us with kids, could have tit talk that you wouldn't want to hear.
My friend Kory after his wife gave birth for the first time, "I just don't know if sex will be the same. I mean, boobs are for milk. Did you know that? They were made for milk."
Not mine. :-\
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
Quote from: ReBurninator on July 21, 2005, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I'm a fairly little person with largish breasts. I've seriously contemplated reduction many a time.
She is an "E" right now. She is gonna go for a full "C". I can only imagine what a difference that will make on her back. I'm sure she will feel MUCH better and will have less pain.
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 11:02:21 AM
She is an "E" right now. She is gonna go for a full "C". I can only imagine what a difference that will make on her back. I'm sure she will feel MUCH better and will have less pain.
i have a friend that did that - she might even have been a doubleE. she said it was the best thing she ever did.
it is a serious surgery, though. recovery takes a while and is not comfortable.
If I got mine reduced, they'd be inverted.
I wonder if I should get nipple reduction surgery.
Quote from: nishi on July 21, 2005, 10:43:02 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on July 21, 2005, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Quote from: nishi on July 21, 2005, 10:43:02 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on July 21, 2005, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
Look they do that for a reason.
That reason is because as we fellas get older, we can't lift our heads high enough to look at the boobies in their original position.
They lower so we can keep a good eye, cane, or liver spotted feeble hand on them.
Quote from: Bishamonten on July 21, 2005, 12:13:49 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 21, 2005, 10:43:02 AM
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Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
Look they do that for a reason.
That reason is because as we fellas get older, we can't lift our heads high enough to look at the boobies in their original position.
They lower so we can keep a good eye, cane, or liver spotted feeble hand on them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
My best friend had her surgery this past Thursday. She is now at home in pain but thankfully the doctor gave her some fabulous pain killers.
She says one minute she thinks "oh what have I done" and the next minute she thinks about all the cute clothes and sexy bras she'll now be able to wear. I know once the suture lines heal and the swelling and brusing goes away she will like what she sees in the mirror and she will be thankful that she finally did what she's been wanting to do for years.
Quote from: sapphirehart on October 15, 2005, 06:12:52 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
My best friend had her surgery this past Thursday. She is now at home in pain but thankfully the doctor gave her some fabulous pain killers.
She says one minute she thinks "oh what have I done" and the next minute she thinks about all the cute clothes and sexy bras she'll now be able to wear. I know once the suture lines heal and the swelling and brusing goes away she will like what she sees in the mirror and she will be thankful that she finally did what she's been wanting to do for years.
May it bring her the happiness that she hopes it will.
Quote from: Beef on October 15, 2005, 08:01:36 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on October 15, 2005, 06:12:52 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
My best friend had her surgery this past Thursday. She is now at home in pain but thankfully the doctor gave her some fabulous pain killers.
She says one minute she thinks "oh what have I done" and the next minute she thinks about all the cute clothes and sexy bras she'll now be able to wear. I know once the suture lines heal and the swelling and brusing goes away she will like what she sees in the mirror and she will be thankful that she finally did what she's been wanting to do for years.
May it bring her the happiness that she hopes it will.
How many grams of breast tissue did they remove? Listening to plastic surgery stories is kind of a hobby of mine.
It looks pretty scary at first, but my friend who had it done has such a better quality of life. And cute clothes and sexy bras.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 15, 2005, 09:50:02 PM
It looks pretty scary at first, but my friend who had it done has such a better quality of life. And cute clothes and sexy bras.
Pics?
Quote from: ReBurninator on October 15, 2005, 08:18:16 PM
Quote from: Beef on October 15, 2005, 08:01:36 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on October 15, 2005, 06:12:52 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
My best friend had her surgery this past Thursday. She is now at home in pain but thankfully the doctor gave her some fabulous pain killers.
She says one minute she thinks "oh what have I done" and the next minute she thinks about all the cute clothes and sexy bras she'll now be able to wear. I know once the suture lines heal and the swelling and brusing goes away she will like what she sees in the mirror and she will be thankful that she finally did what she's been wanting to do for years.
May it bring her the happiness that she hopes it will.
How many grams of breast tissue did they remove? Listening to plastic surgery stories is kind of a hobby of mine.
I don't know how many grams but she told me the doctor took 2 1/2 pounds from each breast.
Quote from: sapphirehart on October 16, 2005, 07:55:48 AM
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Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
My best friend had her surgery this past Thursday. She is now at home in pain but thankfully the doctor gave her some fabulous pain killers.
She says one minute she thinks "oh what have I done" and the next minute she thinks about all the cute clothes and sexy bras she'll now be able to wear. I know once the suture lines heal and the swelling and brusing goes away she will like what she sees in the mirror and she will be thankful that she finally did what she's been wanting to do for years.
May it bring her the happiness that she hopes it will.
How many grams of breast tissue did they remove? Listening to plastic surgery stories is kind of a hobby of mine.
I don't know how many grams but she told me the doctor took 2 1/2 pounds from each breast.
Okay, I just used memories of 1-pound packages of ground beef (no offense Beef) for mental comparison, and that's just wrong.
Quote from: ReBurn on July 21, 2005, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: nishi on July 21, 2005, 10:43:02 AM
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Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Quote from: hattmoward on July 21, 2005, 09:34:54 AM
Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok...quick poll. How many of you have grooves cut into your shoulders by your bra straps from the sheer weight of your bosom? I, for one, do not.
Quote from: ReBurn on September 29, 2006, 04:16:21 PM
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Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok...quick poll. How many of you have grooves cut into your shoulders by your bra straps from the sheer weight of your bosom? I, for one, do not.
I don't because a proper bra supports you around the middle, not from the straps. They should only support about 20% of your bosoms.
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Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok...quick poll. How many of you have grooves cut into your shoulders by your bra straps from the sheer weight of your bosom? I, for one, do not.
My wife's do. I keep telling her to go to a store with a professional bra-fitter, and she yells at me. *shrug*
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Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok...quick poll. How many of you have grooves cut into your shoulders by your bra straps from the sheer weight of your bosom? I, for one, do not.
My wife's do. I keep telling her to go to a store with a professional bra-fitter, and she yells at me. *shrug*
Does she like being in pain?!?!?
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Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok...quick poll. How many of you have grooves cut into your shoulders by your bra straps from the sheer weight of your bosom? I, for one, do not.
My wife's do. I keep telling her to go to a store with a professional bra-fitter, and she yells at me. *shrug*
Does she like being in pain?!?!?
Apparently so.
And not just in the good way, either.
Quote from: Listener on September 29, 2006, 04:26:02 PM
Apparently so.
And not just in the good way, either.
It's just odd to me. You know when a bra is uncomfortable. Why you'd subject yourself to that when someone is offering to give you a comfortable one is beyond me. :(
Too bad you can't kidnap her and make her do it.
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Quote from: sapphirehart on July 21, 2005, 09:09:34 AM
I am going with my best friend to the doctor on Tuesday. She is going for a consulation to have a breast reduction.
I'd make some remark about "damn, that's a shame", but I'm sure she's doing it for health reasons, so I'll wish her well. :)
but still...
well yes, but you know.... gravity only works in our favor for so long. i'm certainly quite happy with the breasts i have now, but i can't say that i'm looking forward to seeing them at my waist in another 20 years. i have promised myself breast reduction at some point in the future because of that.....
I saw a show on the Discovery Health channel where a woman got a reduction from a triple-I down to an E. Her husband was crying like a little baby.
Yes! And excuse to bring this thread bizack!
I saw this one the other day. Good thing they hung low...she would have choked on them had they been perky.
And with that I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok...quick poll. How many of you have grooves cut into your shoulders by your bra straps from the sheer weight of your bosom? I, for one, do not.
I'm having new-bra issues so I have them when I wear the one I'm wearing now. My size changed and I can't find one that fits evidently. I even went for the "bra shaped armor" instead of something stylish, but no dice.
I had a bra delimma this morning. I couldn't find the matching thong.
Quote from: sapphirehart on September 29, 2006, 04:47:42 PM
I had a bra delimma this morning. I couldn't find the matching thong.
*checks the floor next to his bed*
oh HEY ;D
Hey boob talk!
One of mine is bigger than the other. So whether you like 'em big or like 'em small, I'm your girl! I got the best of both worlds!
Really though, it blows goats.
Actually, can they make a prosthetic tit? I'd save some money for that.
Milk boobs aren't as good as normal boobs. But they're bigger.