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Title: I hate this computer
Post by: ignom on May 20, 2005, 11:39:50 AM
In Word, the document looks normal, I spent two days getting it to look how it is supposed to look. But when I print it, it prints part of the next page on the bottom and screws everything up. So I have to go in and put extra spaces at the top of the next page so that what is on the next page stays on the next page. Even when I save it as a pdf, if does the same thing.

As if I didn't have high blood pressure before, today is making me boil.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Bennyhana on May 20, 2005, 11:44:34 AM
Does Insert->Break->Page Break   Not work?
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Jessie on May 20, 2005, 11:45:25 AM
(http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/Arkansas%20Quarter.jpg)

Somebody had to do it.

Look, it's special!
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: ignom on May 20, 2005, 11:49:14 AM
Quote from: Bennyhana on May 20, 2005, 11:44:34 AM
Does Insert->Break->Page Break   Not work?

It's 46 pages long, I don't want to have to break page 46 times. I mostly just want to complain.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Bennyhana on May 20, 2005, 11:50:44 AM
Got it.  Fuggin Microsuck bastards!
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Gamplayerx on May 20, 2005, 11:57:20 AM
Have you not heard of block protect?
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Gamplayerx on May 20, 2005, 11:59:58 AM
Oh, sorry.  I just read that you don't want advice.  Recommence complaining.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Infobahn on May 20, 2005, 12:12:21 PM
Dear god, we wouldn't want people to read instructions!
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: BigDun on May 20, 2005, 12:14:32 PM
Call the help desk. The gentle music you listen to when on hold will calm you down.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Beefy on May 20, 2005, 12:20:01 PM
My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

>:( :( :-\ :-[ :'( :bonk:
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: cnamon on May 20, 2005, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Beefy on May 20, 2005, 12:20:01 PM
My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

>:( :( :-\ :-[ :'( :bonk:
Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: ignom on May 20, 2005, 12:22:48 PM
Quote from: cnamon on May 20, 2005, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Beefy on May 20, 2005, 12:20:01 PM
My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

>:( :( :-\ :-[ :'( :bonk:
Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

Did you throw a quarter at it?
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Beefy on May 20, 2005, 12:23:27 PM
Quote from: ignom on May 20, 2005, 12:22:48 PM
Quote from: cnamon on May 20, 2005, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Beefy on May 20, 2005, 12:20:01 PM
My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

>:( :( :-\ :-[ :'( :bonk:
Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

Did you throw a quarter at it?

A silver dollar.  She's not cheap like you.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: cnamon on May 20, 2005, 12:23:36 PM
Quote from: ignom on May 20, 2005, 12:22:48 PM
Quote from: cnamon on May 20, 2005, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Beefy on May 20, 2005, 12:20:01 PM
My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

>:( :( :-\ :-[ :'( :bonk:
Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

Did you throw a quarter at it?
No.  I threw the remote.
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: ignom on May 20, 2005, 12:24:05 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 20, 2005, 12:12:21 PM
Dear god, we wouldn't want people to read instructions!

What instructions?
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: Infobahn on May 20, 2005, 12:30:26 PM
Real versions of Word come with these things called books.  Also, if you can't  read from paper, hit "F1".
Title: Re: I hate this computer
Post by: ignom on May 20, 2005, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on May 20, 2005, 12:30:26 PM
Real versions of Word come with these things called books.  Also, if you can't  read from paper, hit "F1".

My work computer is several years old, no book. Also Function keys don't seem to work on Macs.