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General Categories => Two Legs Good.... Four Legs Sometimes Better => Topic started by: Jessie on June 08, 2008, 09:53:51 PM

Title: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 08, 2008, 09:53:51 PM
I was outside reading while Timothy was riding his bike, and he yelled, "MOM, KITTENS!!"

Long story short, one of the strays had a litter under the neighbor's deck.  She said they've been handling them, but not feeding them.  She doesn't drive, so she can't take them anywhere.  I offered to take them to the pound tomorrow, or to the pet store, if they'll take them. 

Rumor has it that management around here has been catching and killing the strays, and they're big enough to run into the street.  I figure their odds are better anywhere else.  They're adorable, and all fell asleep on my chest, purring, after I gave them their first solid food.

I'd keep them if I could.  Also, the little black one looks just like Stevie did, minus the gunk.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens009.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens010.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens011.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens013.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens015.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens016.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens021.jpg)

Ignore the double chins

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens022.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens023.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens028.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens029.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens032.jpg)
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Infobahn on June 08, 2008, 10:02:02 PM
Management is killing strays?  Isn't that illegal?
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 08, 2008, 10:04:10 PM
This is a rumor from the neighbor.  Her brother does the painting though, so she MIGHT know what she's talking about.  Maybe they just have them put down, I don't know. 

Either way, just about anywhere's better than living on the street, where they'll most likely be run over. 

They're SO sweet.  God help me when I don't have someone to keep me in check when it comes to animals.  I'm going to end up a fark greenlight one day.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 08, 2008, 10:04:42 PM
Also, a little sweat and a flash make my face look greasy.  I am not greasy.

That is all.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 08, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
Oh Hooray!

I put them on craigslist and already have someone who says she'll take them as a last resort, in Indiana.

Yay for good deeds being done.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: meredith on June 09, 2008, 12:08:46 AM
they can't "just have them put down", that's killing too :P
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 09, 2008, 07:34:11 AM
Quote from: hatt on June 09, 2008, 12:08:46 AM
they can't "just have them put down", that's killing too :P
Oh I know.  I just think they probably do that as opposed to taking them out back and shooting them or something.  It sounds better, but it's the same thing, essentially.

The black one has a home, so my job is 33.33% finished.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 09, 2008, 09:43:47 AM
I think I have a home for the two girls too, now. 

This makes me quite happy. 
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 09, 2008, 09:50:15 AM
Good jorb, Cat Lady!
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 09, 2008, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 09, 2008, 09:50:15 AM
Good jorb, Cat Lady!

I am a cat lady.  I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Alice on June 09, 2008, 09:53:19 AM
Quote from: Jessie on June 09, 2008, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 09, 2008, 09:50:15 AM
Good jorb, Cat Lady!

I am a cat lady.  I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I recommend lonely, hopeless and with a dash of insanity.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 09, 2008, 09:55:49 AM
Quote from: Alice on June 09, 2008, 09:53:19 AM
Quote from: Jessie on June 09, 2008, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 09, 2008, 09:50:15 AM
Good jorb, Cat Lady!

I am a cat lady.  I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I recommend lonely, hopeless and with a dash of insanity.

Luckily for me, Carroll has a bit of the cat lady gene, too.  That means I'll only be hopeless and insane.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Dry then Catch on June 09, 2008, 05:12:20 PM
sell them to a Chinese restaurant/taco stand
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Alice on June 10, 2008, 09:44:08 AM
This thread irritates the crap out of me.  I start scrolling down to get to the next comment, then a picture loads and takes me right back to where I was - it's like a comment treadmill.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 10, 2008, 04:10:48 PM
Does that to me, too.

I dropped off the two girls in Indiana today.  That lady is far more of a cat lady than I am.  Definitely. 
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Alice on June 10, 2008, 05:26:42 PM
Hopefully she won't make them into a living cat quilt.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: VikingJuice on June 10, 2008, 11:38:37 PM
OMG!!  The black cat has a human growing out of it!!!  Stop the presses!!
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 11, 2008, 07:42:25 AM
(http://a106.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_0ae5d218ff077fe0c165b2bb7c72c4e9.jpg)

He's been named Bubba Gump, and that's his new friend, Mr. Bojangles.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 11, 2008, 08:26:58 AM
Those are some surprised looking kittens.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 11, 2008, 08:38:20 AM
Indeed.  That's Jessie holding them.  Not me though. 
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Dry then Catch on June 11, 2008, 12:04:01 PM
Quote from: Jessie on June 11, 2008, 08:38:20 AM
Indeed.  That's Jessie holding them.  Not me though. 

you should help her fold her laundry?

is she disfigured or is she a camera shy Japanese school girl?
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 11, 2008, 12:22:39 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on June 11, 2008, 12:04:01 PM
Quote from: Jessie on June 11, 2008, 08:38:20 AM
Indeed.  That's Jessie holding them.  Not me though. 

you should help her fold her laundry?

is she disfigured or is she a camera shy Japanese school girl?

No.

None of the above, but you can pretend if you like that idea.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 22, 2008, 09:44:51 PM
Here's the happy ending:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/kittens.jpg)

and while we're at it:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/6-22-08003r.jpg)  That's one patient cat.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/jessie197/6-22-08009r.jpg)  That's one cat too stupid to realize she's handicapped.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Beefy on June 23, 2008, 06:41:16 AM
How are the fruit flavored whirls?
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 23, 2008, 07:32:54 AM
Quote from: Beefy on June 23, 2008, 06:41:16 AM
How are the fruit flavored whirls?
Dunno.  Haven't opened them yet. I bought them because my nephew's coming to stay with us this week and I figure two 12 year old boys will eat a lot of cereal.  I love store brands!  I'm cheap like that.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 23, 2008, 07:34:10 AM
Oh, and I should point out that the crayon drawings on the fridge are by Carroll, not Timothy.  That one on the front is a picture of him hooking me and reeling me in.

He's special.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Beefy on June 23, 2008, 07:44:13 AM
He called you "a big one".
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 23, 2008, 07:51:08 AM
Quote from: Beefy on June 23, 2008, 07:44:13 AM
He called you "a big one".
Yes.  It was not meant as a fat joke though. 

I have a whole collection of pictures like that.  Some of them are really funny.  Some are really sweet.  Some say I'm a giant fish.

You win some, you lose some, I guess.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Gamplayerx on June 23, 2008, 08:20:55 AM
I'm grabbing some milk and bowls and heading for Jessie's.  Someone else bring the spoons.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Alice on June 23, 2008, 08:30:41 AM
Are the Pringles that extreme?
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 23, 2008, 08:33:45 AM
I haven't even tasted them.  Timothy says he doesn't like them. 
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: eo000 on June 23, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
probably because the canister smells like cat asshole.
Title: Re: here we go again, X3
Post by: Jessie on June 23, 2008, 08:46:09 AM
Quote from: eo000 on June 23, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
probably because the canister smells like cat asshole.
That's what makes them extreme.  Cheddar and Cat Asshole Flavor Pringles (tm).