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Title: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:29:11 AM
Ever had 'em?

No, not for a snack, as a pet you sickos.

Tips, secrets, or stories to share?
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Post by: DownSouth on May 16, 2005, 08:36:39 AM
Don't put them in your ass.
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Post by: Youphoric on May 16, 2005, 08:47:04 AM
Good thing you know as much about Guinea Pigs as you do computers!
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:50:04 AM
Holy crap!!

http://gpu1992.homestead.com/Hairless.html
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:50:40 AM
(http://gpu1992.homestead.com/files/Jacque_2.JPG)

I'm in love!!!
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: nishi on May 16, 2005, 08:55:58 AM
i know!! hairless guinea pigs are precious, aren't they???

but you'd have to knit them sweaters.

i hate to say this, but no one knows more about guinea pigs than madame m. on tfark. she has a zillion pigs and has had for quite a while. if you need to know anything about guinea pigs - ask her.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: nishi on May 16, 2005, 08:55:58 AM
i know!! hairless guinea pigs are precious, aren't they???

but you'd have to knit them sweaters.

i hate to say this, but no one knows more about guinea pigs than madame m. on tfark. she has a zillion pigs and has had for quite a while. if you need to know anything about guinea pigs - ask her.

I'm not sure, but I don't think I like her.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: nishi on May 16, 2005, 08:59:08 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: nishi on May 16, 2005, 08:55:58 AM
i know!! hairless guinea pigs are precious, aren't they???

but you'd have to knit them sweaters.

i hate to say this, but no one knows more about guinea pigs than madame m. on tfark. she has a zillion pigs and has had for quite a while. if you need to know anything about guinea pigs - ask her.

I'm not sure, but I don't think I like her.

she is a complete and utter bitch, and i mean that in the nicest possible way. however, she is great with guinea pigs and - as i understand it - is nice to people who have questions about them. especially if you want to make sure that you get healthy ones and want to know how to take care of them properly.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: nishi on May 16, 2005, 08:59:08 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: nishi on May 16, 2005, 08:55:58 AM
i know!! hairless guinea pigs are precious, aren't they???

but you'd have to knit them sweaters.

i hate to say this, but no one knows more about guinea pigs than madame m. on tfark. she has a zillion pigs and has had for quite a while. if you need to know anything about guinea pigs - ask her.

I'm not sure, but I don't think I like her.

she is a complete and utter bitch, and i mean that in the nicest possible way. however, she is great with guinea pigs and - as i understand it - is nice to people who have questions about them. especially if you want to make sure that you get healthy ones and want to know how to take care of them properly.

I will keep that in mind when the time comes, thanks :)

My grandparents had one named Elizabeth when I was a kid.

I've been reading tons about them too.

I can't wait to get a couple of them.
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Post by: nishi on May 16, 2005, 09:02:33 AM
madame and her husband have an enormous guinea pig installation - the thing is huge. it looks like it takes up most of a room. also, she lives just across the river and would be able to tell you the best place around here to get them.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: nallen on May 16, 2005, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:29:11 AM
Ever had 'em?

No, not for a snack, as a pet you sickos.

Clearly you are not familiar with traditional Andean cooking.   And no I'm not kidding.  Imagine a Hawaiian luau, only instead of a pig, it's a llama (llama llama duck) stuffed with a goat that is stuffed full of guinea pigs. 
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: nallen on May 16, 2005, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:29:11 AM
Ever had 'em?

No, not for a snack, as a pet you sickos.

Clearly you are not familiar with traditional Andean cooking.   And no I'm not kidding.  Imagine a Hawaiian luau, only instead of a pig, it's a llama (llama llama duck) stuffed with a goat that is stuffed full of guinea pigs. 

Yum!
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Post by: nishi on May 16, 2005, 09:11:45 AM
Quote from: nallen on May 16, 2005, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 16, 2005, 08:29:11 AM
Ever had 'em?

No, not for a snack, as a pet you sickos.

Clearly you are not familiar with traditional Andean cooking.   And no I'm not kidding.  Imagine a Hawaiian luau, only instead of a pig, it's a llama (llama llama duck) stuffed with a goat that is stuffed full of guinea pigs. 

or they roast them, on spits.

and no, he's not kidding.

in banos, ecuador, in this basilica:

(http://gosouthamerica.about.com/library/graphics/Banos3221538.jpg)

there is a painting of the last supper. this dinner is completed with a platter of roasted guinea pigs. and no, i'm not kidding. i would have taken a picture, but photography is not allowed in the basilica.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: nishi on May 16, 2005, 09:13:41 AM
the dish is called "cuy", and this site mentions the painting i'm talking about AND HAS A PICTURE OF A ROASTED GUINEA PIG. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK AND THEN FREAK OUT....

http://www.hansrossel.com/fotos/fotografie/ecuador/ec_s14.htm
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Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 09:14:02 AM
Remeber a while back I posted the pic of roasted guinea pigs from Mt. Everest or somewhere.

They really don't look meaty enough for much of a meal.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Gamplayerx on May 16, 2005, 09:14:08 AM
Great.  Now I'm hungry.
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Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 09:14:38 AM
Quote from: nishi on May 16, 2005, 09:13:41 AM
the dish is called "cuy", and this site mentions the painting i'm talking about AND HAS A PICTURE OF A ROASTED GUINEA PIG. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK AND THEN FREAK OUT....

http://www.hansrossel.com/fotos/fotografie/ecuador/ec_s14.htm

It looked like it was made of gold.

I guess that's a good thing...
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 09:15:00 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 16, 2005, 09:14:08 AM
Great.  Now I'm hungry.

*note to self:  don't invite Gamp over after getting the pigs for pets*
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: nishi on May 16, 2005, 09:16:48 AM
well, i think you eat a couple of 'em. like hot dogs or something. or with side dishes.

more on pig-snacks:

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/06/07/guinea.pigs/
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Post by: DownSouth on May 16, 2005, 09:19:39 AM
Can you flush them down the toilet when they die?
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Post by: nallen on May 16, 2005, 09:20:58 AM
I wonder how they made it to "family pet" status here. 
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Post by: eo000 on May 16, 2005, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 16, 2005, 09:19:39 AM
Can you flush them down the toilet when they die?
do you have a blender?
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Gamplayerx on May 16, 2005, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: eo000 on May 16, 2005, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 16, 2005, 09:19:39 AM
Can you flush them down the toilet when they die?
do you have a blender?

Bwahahaha!  Ew.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: Jessie on May 16, 2005, 10:10:40 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 16, 2005, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: eo000 on May 16, 2005, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 16, 2005, 09:19:39 AM
Can you flush them down the toilet when they die?
do you have a blender?

Bwahahaha!  Ew.

Yeah, what she said.
Title: Re: Guinea Pigs ~~nishi, you must read this!!~~
Post by: nallen on May 16, 2005, 11:59:35 AM
Here's another newly found tasty rodent.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7370