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General Categories => Eating and Drinking => Foods We Love and Foods We Hate => Topic started by: ignom on March 09, 2005, 10:30:15 AM

Title: I bought a pear this morning
Post by: ignom on March 09, 2005, 10:30:15 AM
and I just tried to bite into it, and it is hard.

Pears aren't supposed to be hard.
Title: Re: I bought a pear this morning
Post by: Beefy on March 09, 2005, 10:32:58 AM
You made it hard.  You should feel proud.
Title: Re: I bought a pear this morning
Post by: ReBurn on March 09, 2005, 10:35:52 AM
It isn't rotten enough.
Title: Re: I bought a pear this morning
Post by: DownSouth on March 09, 2005, 11:06:02 AM
Throw it against a wall (or your boss) and it will soften up.
Title: Re: I bought a pear this morning
Post by: curlingdog on March 09, 2005, 12:14:46 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on March 09, 2005, 10:35:52 AM
It isn't rotten enough.

I would have said 'ripe' instead of rotten, but Reburn is probably correct.
Title: Re: I bought a pear this morning
Post by: nishi on March 09, 2005, 12:33:35 PM
Quote from: Beef on March 09, 2005, 10:32:58 AM
You made it hard.  You should feel proud.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

instant karma's gonna get you.