For being "The coolest other person in the room"
124 poptarts.
That's right, one hundred twenty four.
Who won?
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 07:51:01 AM
Who won?
Oh, sorry, me.
I brought a stack in for lunch today.
Were all 124 the same flavor?
Yep, all maple and brown sugar.
Last time there was a prize like this is was 265 "pudding in a tube" which THANKFULLY my brother kept to himself.
/random bonuses of working in the army kitchens...
I like strawberry and fudge. I don't care so much for the maple and brown sugar.
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:20:15 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....
You know what I love about you? I love how ladylike you are.
Just like me.
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:21:13 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:20:15 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....
You know what I love about you? I love how ladylike you are.
Just like me.
Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:26:30 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:21:13 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:20:15 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....
You know what I love about you? I love how ladylike you are.
Just like me.
Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...
One of the times, when I was 14 or 15 a little girl came up to me and said "are you a boy?" and I said "no, I'm a girl"
She looked at me for a sec and said "Then how come you don't have any boobies?"
I died a little then.
Alrighty then!
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:27:52 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:26:30 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:21:13 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:20:15 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....
You know what I love about you? I love how ladylike you are.
Just like me.
Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...
One of the times, when I was 14 or 15 a little girl came up to me and said "are you a boy?" and I said "no, I'm a girl"
She looked at me for a sec and said "Then how come you don't have any boobies?"
I died a little then.
HAHAHAHAHA
That's great.
I mean, sorry, and I can totally relate.
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:40:52 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:27:52 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:26:30 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:21:13 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 08:20:15 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 08:04:34 AM
I just realized that fudge is a gross sounding word.
Only if you follow it by "packer" "sniffer" "eater" "love" ....
You know what I love about you? I love how ladylike you are.
Just like me.
Well, I HAVE been mistaken for a boy and a man on more than one occasion...
One of the times, when I was 14 or 15 a little girl came up to me and said "are you a boy?" and I said "no, I'm a girl"
She looked at me for a sec and said "Then how come you don't have any boobies?"
I died a little then.
HAHAHAHAHA
That's great.
I mean, sorry, and I can totally relate.
*wipes away tears*
Yup- those are tears of sisterly sadness, not raucous laughter. Nope. That laughter wasn't from me, it was from some terrible, uncaring clod. Yup. Not me laughing at all.
I've been mistaken for a woman quite a few times, and even when I didn't have long hair... :P
There's a picture I'm sure you've all seen (convenience link below)... that night, we went into a McDonalds, and when I started speaking to the cashier, she immediately busted out laughing. She thought I was a chick until I spoke! I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. :)
http://hattmoward.org/images/photo/halloween_2000_01.jpg
I don't care if you are a man.
I - -I'm not a man.
I still don't care
(music swells, the lovers kiss)
What movie?
Hatt- you look like my friend's daughter in that picture. Yikes.
Quote from: dazie on May 02, 2005, 08:56:01 AM
Hatt- you look like my friend's daughter in that picture. Yikes.
Tell your friend and his/her daughter that I'm sorry. ;D
Quote from: hattmoward on May 02, 2005, 08:53:15 AM
I've been mistaken for a woman quite a few times, and even when I didn't have long hair... :P
There's a picture I'm sure you've all seen (convenience link below)... that night, we went into a McDonalds, and when I started speaking to the cashier, she immediately busted out laughing. She thought I was a chick until I spoke! I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. :)
http://hattmoward.org/images/photo/halloween_2000_01.jpg
You slightly resemble Eddie Izard in that pic. Slightly.
And now that I know you've done drag, I suggest you run away :)
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 09:06:10 AM
You slightly resemble Eddie Izard in that pic. Slightly.
And now that I know you've done drag, I suggest you run away :)
You saw it before, on "that other forum". I use pictures of me in drag to look cool. 8)
I had to GIS for Eddie Izzard. I don't see the slight resemblance, but I definitely see where you're coming from there. :D
I prefer the cnamon flavored Pop Tarts.
Or the Smores flavored ones.
Quote from: hattmoward on May 02, 2005, 09:16:52 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 09:06:10 AM
You slightly resemble Eddie Izard in that pic. Slightly.
And now that I know you've done drag, I suggest you run away :)
You saw it before, on "that other forum". I use pictures of me in drag to look cool. 8)
I had to GIS for Eddie Izzard. I don't see the slight resemblance, but I definitely see where you're coming from there. :D
I think I've repressed all memories from "that other forum" so pardon my shortcoming :)
I have no idea what this thread is about, but it's always fun to look at hattmoward in a dress.
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 09:21:16 AM
I think I've repressed all memories from "that other forum" so pardon my shortcoming :)
Pardonned.
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 02, 2005, 09:27:03 AM
I have no idea what this thread is about, but it's always fun to look at hattmoward in a dress.
:-[ Umm, thank you?
I think the thread was about pop tarts, those soft, delicious rectangles full of magic.
Quote from: hattmoward on May 02, 2005, 09:33:56 AM
I think the thread was about pop tarts, those soft, delicious rectangles full of magic.
Ah, I think I'm figuring it out. Someone gave Youph some poptarts. A whole lot of poptarts. For a cool contest. Yes, it all makes sense now.
Poptarts would be better if they were filled with ham and mozzarella.
Quote from: ignom on May 02, 2005, 09:52:27 AM
Poptarts would be better if they were filled with marinara and mozzarella.
That's more like it.
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 10:03:58 AM
Quote from: ignom on May 02, 2005, 09:52:27 AM
Poptarts would be better if they were filled with ham, broccoli, and cheesestuff.
That's more like it.
Agreed
Quote from: hattmoward on May 02, 2005, 10:34:54 AM
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Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 10:03:58 AM
Quote from: ignom on May 02, 2005, 09:52:27 AM
Poptarts would be better if they were filled with the blood of JonBenet.
That's more like it.
Agreed
Hey, everybody's doing it!
Well, that explains a lot.
Quote from: Beef on May 02, 2005, 10:37:21 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on May 02, 2005, 10:34:54 AM
Quote from: Youphoric on May 02, 2005, 10:24:25 AM
Quote from: jessie on May 02, 2005, 10:03:58 AM
Quote from: ignom on May 02, 2005, 09:52:27 AM
Poptarts would be better if they were filled with the blood of JonBenet.
That's more like it.
Agreed
Hey, everybody's doing it!
Well, that explains a lot.
Much like bathing in blood, I hear it helps keep your insides moist and fresh.