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Title: Mooo
Post by: Jessie on March 09, 2005, 09:42:41 AM
Monday I was driving home.  It was basically a monsoon outside.  Right before I turned on to my road, I saw a cow laying on the side of the road, apparently dead.

I thought I'd do the right thing and stop and tell someone.  So, I jump out of my car, swim to the door, and knock.

I tell the lady, and she says, "Oh I think she died giving birth.  They pulled her out there hoping the dead wagon will pick her up soon."

Uh, EWWWW.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: ReBurn on March 09, 2005, 09:44:03 AM
You should have hauled it home and stocked your freezer.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: eo000 on March 09, 2005, 09:44:57 AM
that stuff actually happens? dead wagon?
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: DownSouth on March 09, 2005, 09:45:52 AM
Tell uncle Jed.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: ReBurn on March 09, 2005, 09:46:04 AM
How do you get that job?
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Beefy on March 09, 2005, 10:06:00 AM
(http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/02-oldmn.jpg)
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Jessie on March 09, 2005, 10:06:59 AM
Quote from: Beef on March 09, 2005, 10:06:00 AM
(http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/02-oldmn.jpg)

HAHAHA

This is gross, but she was still there this morning, and it appears that something's been snacking on her. 

I love living in the country.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: OBB on March 09, 2005, 10:07:26 AM
DANGIT, Beef! I was gonna post that...
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: nishi on March 09, 2005, 08:50:44 PM
Quote from: eo000 on March 09, 2005, 09:44:57 AM
that stuff actually happens? dead wagon?

you ever spend any time trying to bury a cow?
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: ursus on March 09, 2005, 08:53:24 PM
I'm not dead yet!




I feel happyyyyyyyyyyy....
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: eo000 on March 09, 2005, 08:54:03 PM
Quote from: nishi on March 09, 2005, 08:50:44 PM
Quote from: eo000 on March 09, 2005, 09:44:57 AM
that stuff actually happens? dead wagon?

you ever spend any time trying to bury a cow?
my lawyer told me not to answer this question.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: criscodisco on March 09, 2005, 10:46:45 PM
When I was really young, we lived next to a good sized forest that was bordered on one side by a farm with about 200 cows.  I used to really love walking through the woods, but one time I discovered that when a cow would die, they would just drag it into the woods and hope that scavengers would eat it, or maybe they just thought "out of sight, out of mind", but nonetheless I stumbled onto a cow graveyard of about 25 carcasses in various states of decay.  It was, by far, the grossest thing I've seen in my entire life.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Grumpus on March 10, 2005, 12:26:29 AM
Cows are crazy. One time my friend and I were 4'wheeling in the back woods and got stuck in a swamp. So I had to walk home for miles and during the trip I was crossing pastures with cows (and bulls) that chased me around for no reason at all. I felt like a matador having to dodge these things running after me. They're not that fast and can be faked easily with quick turns and lots of loud screaming.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: BigDun on March 10, 2005, 01:10:51 AM
I fly over a lot of cow pastures in my ultralight. One weekend, I noticed a large, dead cow next to a watering pond. I mentioned it to the other pilots that fly out of our hangar wondering if we should report it to someone. For the next 4 weeks, I flew over the animal as it decayed. Thankfully, I was several hundred feet above it and wasn't able to take in all the gory details. On the 5th week the animal was gone. I don't envy the person whose job it was to carry the carcass away.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Jessie on March 10, 2005, 12:49:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on March 10, 2005, 12:26:29 AM
Cows are crazy. One time my friend and I were 4'wheeling in the back woods and got stuck in a swamp. So I had to walk home for miles and during the trip I was crossing pastures with cows (and bulls) that chased me around for no reason at all. I felt like a matador having to dodge these things running after me. They're not that fast and can be faked easily with quick turns and lots of loud screaming.

I would pay to witness that.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Jessie on March 10, 2005, 12:49:21 PM
Quote from: BigDun on March 10, 2005, 01:10:51 AM
I fly over a lot of cow pastures in my ultralight. One weekend, I noticed a large, dead cow next to a watering pond. I mentioned it to the other pilots that fly out of our hangar wondering if we should report it to someone. For the next 4 weeks, I flew over the animal as it decayed. Thankfully, I was several hundred feet above it and wasn't able to take in all the gory details. On the 5th week the animal was gone. I don't envy the person whose job it was to carry the carcass away.

You have an ultralight?

That's fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Gamplayerx on March 10, 2005, 01:27:40 PM
You should check out his website, Jessie.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Grumpus on March 10, 2005, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: jessie on March 10, 2005, 12:49:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on March 10, 2005, 12:26:29 AM
Cows are crazy. One time my friend and I were 4'wheeling in the back woods and got stuck in a swamp. So I had to walk home for miles and during the trip I was crossing pastures with cows (and bulls) that chased me around for no reason at all. I felt like a matador having to dodge these things running after me. They're not that fast and can be faked easily with quick turns and lots of loud screaming.

I would pay to witness that.
I wasn't thinking to much at the time about my visual effect but I imagine I looked something like this guy in green...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Grumpus/bulls.jpg)
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Gamplayerx on March 11, 2005, 07:20:24 AM
I like the okay sign you're making.
Title: Re: Mooo
Post by: Grumpus on March 11, 2005, 05:45:51 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 11, 2005, 07:20:24 AM
I like the okay sign you're making.
And when I turned to see where I was going, I ran smack into a sign post.