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Title: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 01, 2008, 07:41:09 PM
Goosey got "tutored" today.

Poor thing.  He's still kind of stumbly and sad.  :(

I'm hoping though, that now he'll stop trying to hump China's head.

Did I already tell the story about that?
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Jessie on February 01, 2008, 07:44:11 PM
Her head looks pre-humped to me.

(http://pf.xanga.com/f1/4e/f14efa9489cedf3f82b9d878635924ee13244631.jpg)
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Gamplayerx on February 01, 2008, 07:51:21 PM
Quote from: dazie on February 01, 2008, 07:41:09 PM
Did I already tell the story about that?
Not that I recall.

Which aminal is Goosey?  And which is China?
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 01, 2008, 07:54:17 PM
Goosey = Xoos = Zeus = the German Shepherd
China = Great Dane

He tends to try and hump her head, instead of the other end.  Kate asked one day if that was how dogs made babies.  I said "No honey, he's just not that bright and is doing it wrong."

A week or so later, he was at it again, and she yelled "Dammit Zeus!  Get off her!  You're doin' it wrong!"

My little sailor. 
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Infobahn on February 01, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
My dog was snipped.  He still humps things.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 01, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 01, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
My dog was snipped.  He still humps things.

Great.   ::)  China's going to be very disappointed.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Alice on February 01, 2008, 08:12:24 PM
Bruce's head comes up to the bottom of his sister's belly.  He always mounts her from the side and then humps the air underneath her.  It's the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.  Though now I wonder why I bothered spending that money to get him neutered when he wouldn't be able to get a girl dog pregnant anyway.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:53:18 AM
Dog from Mars!
Dog from Mars!

They didn't give him a cone after the surgery- said to just keep him from licking.

Riiiiight.

This dog was obsessed with his own nuts (or nut, as the case was) BEFORE there was itching and pain and swelling.  Like he's going to leave that area alone NOW.

So I went over to PETCO this morning and got him a dog from Mars cone and a bit of bribery treat.

It's sad and funny.  He keeps running in to things and dropping his treat.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Bennyhana on February 02, 2008, 05:33:18 PM
My dog was snipped too, but that hasn't stopped him from banging my sister's unspayed dog.  I think of it as a vasectomy, at this point.  At least he doesn't hump anything else.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: VikingJuice on February 02, 2008, 08:49:19 PM
Quote from: dazie on February 01, 2008, 07:41:09 PM
Goosey got "tutored" today.

Poor thing.  He's still kind of stumbly and sad.  :(

I'm hoping though, that now he'll stop trying to hump China's head.

Did I already tell the story about that?

Sometimes that's the most fun angle.  You know what I'm talking about...
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 02, 2008, 09:56:28 PM
Cone- not helpful.  Damn he's flexible.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Infobahn on February 02, 2008, 10:12:41 PM
Quote from: dazie on February 02, 2008, 09:56:28 PM
Cone- not helpful.  Damn he's flexible.
Ursus or the dog?

The cone should be so big so it doesn't matter how flexible he is.  Sounds like it is to small.  Pics?
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:17:29 PM
If I went for the bigger cone it would have been too big for his neck.  He's only 68lbs.  Not a very big dog.

Ursus- well... this thread isn't about him.  ;)
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:29:20 PM
Here:

(http://i32.tinypic.com/4qlq4o.jpg)
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: Infobahn on February 02, 2008, 10:38:02 PM
His nose is sticking out beyond the edge?  It should be longer than his nose.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:39:40 PM
It was longer than his nose by about 2 inches. 

Eh.  With the pain killers he's pretty much out most of the day, so hopefully it'll heal well enough that if he roots around down there it won't do any damage.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: nishi on February 02, 2008, 10:48:55 PM
goosey is superadorable!

willie had to wear one of those cones for several weeks. he learned how to scope toys up in it. he also crashed into so many things with it on that the edges took on a ruffled appearance.

obviously, he totally rocked the look.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:51:55 PM
Quote from: nishi on February 02, 2008, 10:48:55 PM
goosey is superadorable!

willie had to wear one of those cones for several weeks. he learned how to scope toys up in it. he also crashed into so many things with it on that the edges took on a ruffled appearance.

obviously, he totally rocked the look.

Thank you.  :)  He is pretty splendid.

He bashed into enough stuff today to make the cone bend- it's creased in some spots now and I think that helped him get to his bits.

It was pretty damn funny watching him try to drink out of the toilet though, I must say.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: nishi on February 02, 2008, 10:54:03 PM
Quote from: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:51:55 PM
Quote from: nishi on February 02, 2008, 10:48:55 PM
goosey is superadorable!

willie had to wear one of those cones for several weeks. he learned how to scope toys up in it. he also crashed into so many things with it on that the edges took on a ruffled appearance.

obviously, he totally rocked the look.

Thank you.  :)  He is pretty splendid.

He bashed into enough stuff today to make the cone bend- it's creased in some spots now and I think that helped him get to his bits.

It was pretty damn funny watching him try to drink out of the toilet though, I must say.

oh yeah - willie would drop a piece of biscuit or something on the floor and would reach down to get it and the cone would hit the ground first, creating a Cone Of No Biscuit. it was supercheap hilarity, i have to confess. it was like living with a vaudeville team.
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: VikingJuice on February 02, 2008, 11:03:48 PM
Quote from: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:53:18 AM
Dog from Mars!
Dog from Mars!


They didn't give him a cone after the surgery- said to just keep him from licking.

Riiiiight.

This dog was obsessed with his own nuts (or nut, as the case was) BEFORE there was itching and pain and swelling.  Like he's going to leave that area alone NOW.

So I went over to PETCO this morning and got him a dog from Mars cone and a bit of bribery treat.

It's sad and funny.  He keeps running in to things and dropping his treat.

Love that movie !!!
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: grace on February 03, 2008, 09:36:11 PM
Quote from: dazie on February 02, 2008, 10:29:20 PM
Here:

(http://i32.tinypic.com/4qlq4o.jpg)

he's soo cute...!!  he also looks rather frantic, understandable.

my danes are both fixed now, but there was a 3yr period when neither was....not fun.
jackson used to give himself, loud BJ's....with a house full of company. "i think your dog is choking!!" 
Title: Re: Poor Goosey
Post by: DownSouth on February 04, 2008, 09:59:16 AM
I've only had girl dogs my entire life.