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Title: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Jessie on April 25, 2005, 11:41:16 AM
I think I'd be a St. Bernard, because I'm always trying to help someone.

They also seem big and clumsy to me, which is fitting, too.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: DownSouth on April 25, 2005, 11:46:20 AM
I'd be a lion.  Sit in the shade all day why the females hunt.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Dry then Catch on April 25, 2005, 12:17:43 PM
a female horse so i can ahve sex with someone hung like a horse
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Jessie on April 25, 2005, 12:20:05 PM
Quote from: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

This is why I love you so.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: ignom on April 25, 2005, 01:01:54 PM
Lunch.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Jessie on April 25, 2005, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: ignom on April 25, 2005, 01:01:54 PM
Lunch.

Are you asking DS to eat you?

You want to play the prey/predator game?
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: meredith on April 25, 2005, 01:10:31 PM
Quote from: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

I would cuddle your egg-popping ass all day, baby!
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 01:11:15 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on April 25, 2005, 01:10:31 PM
Quote from: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

I would cuddle your egg-popping ass all day, baby!
Oh man, I can't smoochy you until my hour is up.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


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Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Beefy on April 25, 2005, 06:57:30 PM
(http://www.srl.caltech.edu/personnel/krubal/rainforest/Edit560s6/www/images/animals/sloth.gif)
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: dazie on April 25, 2005, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


I was gonna say cat, but now I'm traumatized.  Thanks a LOT Grumpus!   :o
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: dazie on April 25, 2005, 08:53:18 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 25, 2005, 06:57:30 PM
(http://www.srl.caltech.edu/personnel/krubal/rainforest/Edit560s6/www/images/animals/sloth.gif)

I would have guess that'd be Ig.  Huh.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 10:08:20 PM
Quote from: dazie on April 25, 2005, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


I was gonna say cat, but now I'm traumatized.  Thanks a LOT Grumpus!   :o
You can still be a hairy cat.  I'll just be a mutant hairless.
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: dazie on April 25, 2005, 10:38:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 10:08:20 PM
Quote from: dazie on April 25, 2005, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


I was gonna say cat, but now I'm traumatized.  Thanks a LOT Grumpus!   :o
You can still be a hairy cat.  I'll just be a mutant hairless.

There's an off color joke in there somewhere...
Title: Re: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Post by: Gamplayerx on April 26, 2005, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 25, 2005, 11:46:20 AM
I'd be a lion.  Sit in the shade all day why the females hunt.
I saw a lion today in the back of someone's truck. 

Okay, it was a dog - but I swear it looked like a lion at first glance.