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Title: Hurricane Tuna brings sweeping changes in Miami!!
Post by: VikingJuice on January 03, 2008, 01:56:50 PM
SERIOUS WOOT time in South Florida!!!

Old GM:Fired.
New GM: Hired, Jeff Ireland, he of the recent Cowboy pedigree and close professional association to Bill Parcells

Old Coach: Fired
New Coach: To be named later.  Several good names are popping up in the rumor mill including Tony Sparano (no not that other guy) from Dallas, Maurice Carthon from Arizona, Todd Haley of the Jets and several others.

Names not associated with this job:  Bill Cowher (I wish!), Marty Shottenheimer (another good one) and Brian Billick (Thank God!)

Christmas came late this year but at least it came!!
Title: Re: Hurricane Tuna brings sweeping changes in Miami!!
Post by: dazie on January 03, 2008, 02:05:30 PM
I don't get the hurricane tuna part.
Title: Re: Hurricane Tuna brings sweeping changes in Miami!!
Post by: Bennyhana on January 03, 2008, 02:18:21 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 03, 2008, 02:05:30 PM
I don't get the hurricane tuna part.

Bill Parcells = "The Tuna"
Florida gets hurricanes
hurricanes shake things up
Hurricanes are named.
Parcells is shaking things up
HURRICANE TUNA!!!

Congrats, Floridians.  I'm sad because now that he's way up in the food chain, I won't get to see him get mad at players anymore.
Title: Re: Hurricane Tuna brings sweeping changes in Miami!!
Post by: dazie on January 03, 2008, 02:28:26 PM
Got it.  I didn't realize Bill Parcells was called the Tuna.
Title: Re: Hurricane Tuna brings sweeping changes in Miami!!
Post by: VikingJuice on January 03, 2008, 11:03:51 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on January 03, 2008, 02:18:21 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 03, 2008, 02:05:30 PM
I don't get the hurricane tuna part.

Bill Parcells = "The Tuna"
Florida gets hurricanes
hurricanes shake things up
Hurricanes are named.
Parcells is shaking things up
HURRICANE TUNA!!!


Congrats, Floridians.  I'm sad because now that he's way up in the food chain, I won't get to see him get mad at players anymore.

Well Said!!